"What are you going to sing for us tonight, Ellie?"
WHAROOOUNH!
"A classic! Take it away, Ellie."
WHAROOOUNH! WHAROOOUNH! WHAWHAWHAROOUNH!
"Now it's time to hear from our judges. Paula?"
"That was amazing! Awe inspiring! Like yogurt with sprinkles in a swirly glitter bath with little spangly ribbons with,,, ooo, look at the lights…"
"Well, uh, okay. Thank you Paula."
"Yo, Dog, that was righteous. You got a little pitchy at the end, but you were the Elephant, tonight, Dog!"
"Wow, high praise from Randy. Simon?"
"I think it sucked."
"No surprise there. Well audience, don't forget to cast your votes as we choose the Next Elephant Idol!"
Applause.
*click*