"TAKE THE LAGARTIJA MIKE CHALLENGE!" Topic

Here's the deal, Bill: since we both know (and everyone else) that I come and go here exactly as I please and that your best efforts have publicly failed to exorcise me, I'm proposing a solution to years of well-deserved ridicule.

I'm challenging you to a wargame, in public and at the (stateside) convention of your choice. If I lose I'll vanish from your threads, never to reappear. If I win, however, you must reinstate (if they so choose) those accounts you've gracelessly locked down.

It's a real offer Bill. I'm willing to compete in any era except Modern, Fantasy or SciFi.

why? -

Will it be on a pay-to-view channel?

Don't do it Bill it's a trap!

This guy changes his name with monotonous regularity. He's bound to have Fifth Column elements within your figures. He's bound to win.

Didn't Hitler say after the whole Sudentland thing that "once he got that, he'd be quiet?"….

Why should Bill even bother?

Here's the challenge….Why don't you and I play a wargame?

You play what you want, and if you win, you go away….if you lose, you go away….

I'll play what I want and whether I win or lose, you'll do what you want to do anyway, and it will confirm for us what kind of person you are…..
And I'll go drink a beer….and laugh about it….

How's that sound for ya?

A home owner doesn't accept challenges from cockroaches. He steps on them. Sure, they will be back, but that's why he wears pointy toed shoes. He can reach the corners better.

I don't game with cretins.

Cretins? As in Ancient Greek v Persians?

They've got some very good archers.

As Epimenides says, "All cretins are liars."

I don't game with cretins.

Going to DH yourself for making a Personal Attack?

Didn't think so.

I thought that there was a no personal insults policy on TMP. You may not like this person, he may be rude and insulting to you, you may want to ban all his incarnations as they appear on this site, as you are entitled to do. But a cretin? Not a good example of civility, I think.

>>>Going to DH yourself for making a Personal Attack?
Didn't think so.

Why would be do that?
"Lagartia Mike" is not a member of this forum. He's a banned troll. Thus the rules of the forum do not apply to him.

Why would anyone think it would be a good idea to make a deal with a internet troll?

By Jove, he's only gone and changed his Bally name again.

I fear the enemy!!!!

Blue Dalek, how do you get to see where he has changed his name? I notice that some people comment in threads that someone has joined the forum, but I can never find the correct link…

He started this thread with a different name. Then he changed it. It shows up on my front page under the original name though. A TMP quirk.

"Lagartia Mike" is not a member of this forum. He's a banned troll. Thus the rules of the forum do not apply to him.

Only members can post. "Lagartia Mike" posted a message therefore he is a member of this forum. The rules of the forum apply to him.

Plus you should be DH'd for calling someone a "troll".

Like THAT'S gonna happen.

Cheers John.

>>>>Only members can post. "Lagartia Mike" posted a message therefore he is a member of this forum. The rules of the forum apply to him.

Previously banned members who sneak back in are not legitimate members of the forum.

One can always justify being discourteous.

(TMP Crowd)
Two men enter; one man leaves!
Bust a deal, face the Wheel!
( Dr. Dealgood )
Now when men get to fighting,it happens here.
And it finishes here.
Two men enter, one man leaves.
And right now,I've got two men.
Two men with a gut full of fear.
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls. . . dying time's here!

He's the ball cracker.
Death on foot.
You know him. You love him.
He's

Bill

The challenger,direct from out of the Wasteland.
He's bad. He's beautiful.
He's crazy!
It's

Lagartija Mike

Is it just me or will some folks go to any extreme
for attention ??

Frothers is down right now. The banned guy must have gotten bored….

Largatija Mike isn't a Frother.

Largatija Mike isn't a Frother.

Try to prove that!

He was kicked off Frothers for using Big Words that Connard Sage didn't understand.

He's actually a LAFer, he posts on there using the same name.

Largatija Mike isn't a Frother.

Then he's one in spirit if not in membership!

What's wrong with being a Frother? If it's good enough for Bill…

What's wrong with being a Frother?

I think the point is that no one has any way to know if he's a Frother or not.

And now, back to our show……

Tberry, what is the point?

………………………………………..

So when does the instigator of the duel get to choose the method?

well, no I can't prove it Bill, I don't 'think' he's a Frother going on what I have seen here, there etc.

and Mr Martin H Wovlerton – I am a Frother in spirit, and a member of Frothers, I don't behave anything like Lagarjita Mike, what are you suggesting?

I'm a frother.. so what !

"Largatija Mike isn't a Frother."
"Then he's one in spirit if not in membership! wink"

And that, children, in a nutshell, sums up everything that is wrong with TMP these days.

Thanks "Mike" you have convinced me to become a supporting member of TMP.

Storm in a teacup… very good Toronto48! :O)

Oh my,,,,,,,
Crimean war at five feet, 1400 figures, all minifigs
Loser washes all the sock puppets by hand

It's so much bigger than that Cuchulainn: it's a storm in a teaPOT!

Full moon tonight?

I think that one gets lost in translation Oranjzicht. I wouldn't attempt to trade blows with Lagartika, especially when English isn't your first language. You'll only come off second best.
Just wait for Bill to ban him again.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Had to remove myself from this farce, hence the deletion

Did a tree just fall in a forest or something?