"New Poll, Kill Jar Jar Binks" Topic

I have a poll running in the Polls section. The poll asks 'how do you want to kill off Jar Jar Binks?' It includes Napoleon, Kim Cardassian, and Bolotomi so come on over and select your favorite method, or suggest a new one.

I always thought JJ ought to have been redeemed somehow. Something like, our heroes have to get past an important checkpoint. They send JJ ahead and the next thing you hear is a lot of punching and flumping. JJ comes back out. Our heroes ask if the path ahead is clear. JJ gives a thumbs up and flashes one of his toothy smiles, only to see one his front teeth has been knocked out. That sort of thing.

Jar Jar does a few good things in the Clone Wars cartoons. Still…to the wood chipper with him.

Kim Cardassian

It's a Star Trek crossover?

I quit watching the Star Wars movies with the first one JJ was in. Ewoks were bad enough but he did them in for me. How bout a light sabre slash to the tounge allowing him to bleed to death.

Ewoks are vicious little s whose first thought about captives is to eat them, and clearly spend enough time fighting one another to be expert guerilla warriors. They make look like teddy bears, but they act like cannibal soldiers.

I keep asking for a Jar Jar's head backpack, like the Yoda backpacks but just J's head, buttons with 'X' stitching for eyes, maybe a pull out pink towel for a tongue. All the shops think its a good idea but no-one makes one. Pout!

flooglestreet don't you have anything better to do than this poll how many times does this topic(in one form or another) come up give it a rest will you.

Hanging's too good for him.
Burning's too good for him.
He should be chopped into itty bitty pieces…
… And buried ALIVE!!!

As long as it's slow and painful…