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21 Apr 2015 9:21 a.m. PST
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Winston Smith21 Apr 2015 6:26 a.m. PST

We are now having some discussions on figures for both hippies and clowns. But, what rules would you use?

79thPA Supporting Member of TMP21 Apr 2015 6:49 a.m. PST

I would be inclined to do an element based game, so something like HOTT.

Personal logo Saber6 Supporting Member of TMP Fezian21 Apr 2015 6:58 a.m. PST

GASLIGHT

Striker21 Apr 2015 7:04 a.m. PST

Any rules that cover burning and/or dismemberment.

Personal logo Extra Crispy Sponsoring Member of TMP21 Apr 2015 7:06 a.m. PST

Empire III

Klebert L Hall21 Apr 2015 7:23 a.m. PST

No point, the clowns just win.

Everyone's heard of angry, mean drunks, but who's ever heard of an angry, mean stoner?
-Kle.

Col Durnford21 Apr 2015 7:51 a.m. PST

Same rules as Soviets vs. Nazis. As long as there are heavy losses everybody wins.

Capatian21 Apr 2015 7:56 a.m. PST

The "At Close Quarters" System by Chris Peers. I think I got the name right. Very modifiable and they have great spotting and movement rules. Maybe a more serious answer than was intended by the question.

cloudcaptain21 Apr 2015 8:08 a.m. PST

Spinespur :)

Weasel21 Apr 2015 8:27 a.m. PST

That's just like.. your opinion man.

Personal logo Legion 4 Supporting Member of TMP21 Apr 2015 8:45 a.m. PST


"Hippies vs Clowns: What rules?"
Got to admit … never say that coming ! huh?

Cyrus the Great21 Apr 2015 9:02 a.m. PST

Any set of zombie rules that includes a chart of comedic random events.

coryfromMissoula21 Apr 2015 9:19 a.m. PST

Infinity N3 with heavily modified weapons list.

I want a parkour friendly board where clowns dual wield autoguns shooting fruit pies while hippies have mastered the close combat art of protest sign-fu.

Dynaman878921 Apr 2015 9:28 a.m. PST

> but who's ever heard of an angry, mean stoner?

I've seen "Reefer Madness"…

For the game, is the "Toon" RPG still available in some form? Seems like the perfect fit.

Martian Root Canal21 Apr 2015 10:05 a.m. PST

Just use the card game 'Lunch Money.'

ordinarybass21 Apr 2015 10:06 a.m. PST

Isn't there a "no Go zone" ruleset that is specifically designed for urban riot combat?

magokiron21 Apr 2015 10:36 a.m. PST

Aliens vs Hillbillies AKA It came from beyond the still.

Simple fun rules.

AKULA's Total A.R.S.E may work well too.

If you want a more "serious" wargame experience, PULP ALLEY may accomodate that genre very easily.

Hope that helps.

Mako1121 Apr 2015 11:27 a.m. PST

They're not on the same side?

Shocking!

Bismarck21 Apr 2015 11:38 a.m. PST

Phil Kiernan's(OUTLAND OF PA) Mayberry vs. aliens rules.
however it would need a major presence of the Mississipi National Guard after they took over Cuba in a flat bed wagon.! :-) i wish i could find that political cartoon. end result…wonder how Cuba will be ruled under Willie Nelson!

Col Durnford21 Apr 2015 12:42 p.m. PST

"wonder how Cuba will be ruled under Willie Nelson!"

Even better bud would be imported into Colorado.

zoneofcontrol21 Apr 2015 12:49 p.m. PST

Armored Clown Cars vs Daisy-Colored mini buses emitting a "smoke" screen.

Martian Root Canal21 Apr 2015 12:51 p.m. PST

What's the penetration factor for a selzer bottle? Or does it defeat armor modifiers as an area weapon…

GROSSMAN21 Apr 2015 1:56 p.m. PST

Clowns get a +1 in melee.

platypus01au21 Apr 2015 4:01 p.m. PST

Ganesha's Kooky Teenage Monster Hunters with Fear and Faith.

Clowns _are_ in the Horror genre arn't they?

JohnG

boy wundyr x21 Apr 2015 4:19 p.m. PST

I think Pulp Alley or 7TV would work well, especially if you factor in the likely need for other factions – Elvises, the Scooby gang, the Big Lebowski crowd, and the Marx Brothers.

I have everything but the hippies, though I do have an in-scale VW van.

Personal logo Bobgnar Supporting Member of TMP21 Apr 2015 4:59 p.m. PST

I like Hordes of the Things for this encounter. Here is a pictures of some of my Flower Power Hippie hordes vs some assorted Clowns, including a pie throwing shooter, a war band in the back, a tricycle Knight and a stilt wearing behemoth

picture

I need a sllzer bottle shooter.

Personal logo Jlundberg Supporting Member of TMP21 Apr 2015 7:33 p.m. PST

Rugged Adventures

Personal logo PaulCollins Supporting Member of TMP21 Apr 2015 9:52 p.m. PST

Song of Clowns and Hippies?

wingnut22 Apr 2015 8:16 a.m. PST

Wooden Stilts and Iron Butterfly.

Wingnut

Bismarck22 Apr 2015 1:49 p.m. PST

"the horror….the horror"

i am in tears, lauging and unable to breathe!

;-)

Weasel22 Apr 2015 3:53 p.m. PST

Stay tuned for the next games from Nordic Weasel Games:

"ClownCore" and "No Dignity in Sight"

Samuel McAdorey22 Apr 2015 4:01 p.m. PST

Chain Reaction would work, although you would have to do up reaction tables. Which would be quite the hoot, I think…

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