"Scooby Snacks for the Dawghaus Denizens?" Topic

I think we need to get a "Go Fund Me" page started for those incarcerated in the Dawghaus, since it has come to my attention that they are not being adequately fed and watered.

There is no food being provided, or even any of the cheap, toxic, Chinese dog treats.

When they are given water, it's chlorinated and fluoridated, ordinary tap water (brackish), from the garden hose.

Someone needs to inform PETA, and the SPCA.

I'd kick off the GFM site, but have never done that before.

Someone, please help stop this abuse.

At the very least, they deserve some clean, filtered, bottled water, and the occasional Scooby Snack.

I thought they were fed historically.

Stalingrad sawdust bread, Rattattouie du Monte Cristo, lime and grog, C&K rations, tinned 'monkey meat' ratoins of DAK, barley punishment rations from Legio IX et cetera.

Seems appropo.:)

And a litter box.

No, they are usually fed the dregs from the salad bar, which the UN and the US Congress have both classified as cruel and unusual punishment as of late. While I don't usually agree with either body, I have to say they got this one right!

Inmates can clean the litter box. It's the least they can do to atone for their sins.

We smuggled them some cell phones so they can call Jimmy Johns but the fumes from Colorado makes them sleepy and hungry….

We should make them fight each other, with the winner getting out early. Charge admission. Rename it "The Pit."

When I serve a stint, I always leave a bag of pruno behind the mattress.

I'm sure that stuff doesn't go bad, right?