Cacique Caribe | 05 Mar 2015 2:15 p.m. PST |
YouTube link Whatever would you do? Would you tell anyone? Dan PS. Time for more meds. |
15mm and 28mm Fanatik | 05 Mar 2015 2:24 p.m. PST |
Never knew miniatures that speak, but I did know one guy I used to play 40K with who apologizes to his miniatures whenever they become casualties as if they're real people. I guess every loss tears at his aching heart. |
TNE2300 | 05 Mar 2015 2:57 p.m. PST |
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Cacique Caribe | 05 Mar 2015 3:11 p.m. PST |
Or got so bored from being locked up forever that, instead of fighting on the gaming table, they suddenly broke into dancing stuff they've choreographed for months!!! vimeo.com/26645299 Dan |
Zephyr1 | 05 Mar 2015 3:13 p.m. PST |
They can't talk. Because I stuff their mouths with dried paint… ;-) |
Cacique Caribe | 05 Mar 2015 3:22 p.m. PST |
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Brian Bronson | 05 Mar 2015 3:23 p.m. PST |
They'd yell at me to learn to roll better! And then I'd probably faint. |
Rhoderic III and counting | 05 Mar 2015 3:26 p.m. PST |
I'm sure there would be an Erich Maria Remarque or two among them, shaming me in heartfelt monologue for letting them die in droves on the battlefield while I laugh and joke with their enemies' commander. A few others might start reciting their own war poetry. |
coopman | 05 Mar 2015 3:32 p.m. PST |
They'd be begging me to get them a competent leader. |
Condotta | 05 Mar 2015 3:34 p.m. PST |
They often speak. They want a pint. In fact, when I hear them, I tell them the first battle they win, I'll buy them a round. Small risk there. Shuts them up until the next game. |
skippy0001 | 05 Mar 2015 3:43 p.m. PST |
They would complain of the lack of female miniatures and wine/food accessories. |
Legbiter | 05 Mar 2015 3:48 p.m. PST |
Why haven't you painted me yet? |
Streitax | 05 Mar 2015 3:51 p.m. PST |
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Frederick | 05 Mar 2015 4:01 p.m. PST |
Mine would be in chorus with Terrement |
Dan Beattie | 05 Mar 2015 4:21 p.m. PST |
"We want a better paint-job." |
Mute Bystander | 05 Mar 2015 5:01 p.m. PST |
Worse than speaking, what if they "organize" into unions? |
panzersaurkrautwerfer | 05 Mar 2015 5:08 p.m. PST |
I'd be more concerned about what my 40ish space demons might do given their central location on the shelf. Perhaps I should just surround them, or place my tanks within LOS. Just in case. |
Henry Martini | 05 Mar 2015 5:25 p.m. PST |
That's why I switched to acrylics. |
TMPWargamerabbit | 05 Mar 2015 5:38 p.m. PST |
Are you our heroic leader? The English, Spanish, or Italian speaking miniaturesI I could understand. The French or German miniature with some difficulty. The Swedish, Finnish or Russian would be a near total loss. As for the Chinese or Japanese speaking ones…. I hope their small hand or facial gestures are clear.
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Twoball Cane | 05 Mar 2015 5:57 p.m. PST |
Their talking doesn't freak me out anymore…but when I run out of beer I get scared |
tsofian | 05 Mar 2015 5:59 p.m. PST |
I thought everyone's minis did talk |
Jojojimmyjohn | 05 Mar 2015 6:03 p.m. PST |
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Coyotepunc and Hatshepsuut | 05 Mar 2015 6:45 p.m. PST |
I actually had a girlfriend who would not stay the night because she was afraid they would come to life. |
War Monkey | 05 Mar 2015 6:46 p.m. PST |
Mine talk to me all the time how they need to find more new friends, better living conditions with more living space, Travel agendas to far away places, I feel more like their servant then a friend, sometime they make me feel very unappreciated. |
taskforce58 | 05 Mar 2015 6:56 p.m. PST |
"Uhh…when will we see some action?" |
Phil Hall | 05 Mar 2015 7:35 p.m. PST |
They wouldn't dare. I walk softly and carry a sledge hammer. |
Cyrus the Great | 05 Mar 2015 7:54 p.m. PST |
They'd say,"Why don't I have eyes?" |
Grelber | 05 Mar 2015 9:37 p.m. PST |
Perhaps you've seen Mexican banditos wearing a sort of pinky-peach color. I was trying to mix just the right paint to paint my bandito that color, and really wasn't getting it. Not quite a Barbie pink, but still pretty bad. And finally he got fed up and said, "Hey Gringo, this color, it sucks." Well, I kept trying, and eventually got a color on him that I thought was pretty close. I guess he agrees, because he didn't complain, and hasn't said anything since. Grelber |
IUsedToBeSomeone | 06 Mar 2015 5:39 a.m. PST |
There was a short story in the December 1978 issue of Battle magazine about 2 ECW armies coming to life…. |
Karellian Knight | 06 Mar 2015 5:57 a.m. PST |
One of the early issues of Miniature Wargames had an article called The battle of 37 Acacia Avenue. Involving napoleonic figures conversing whilst 6mm Zulus ran amok. I seem to remember one of the officers was hard of hearing due to having had one too many coats of varnish. |
basileus66 | 06 Mar 2015 7:28 a.m. PST |
If they would, I would buy tiny brushes for them and tell them: paint yourselves, s! My eyes are not what they used to be anymore! |
Lego Warrior | 06 Mar 2015 8:46 a.m. PST |
When I was a kid and read comics = hold on I still do ; Anyway I remember a kid who's toy soldiers were alive and tried to help him all the time Can't think what the comic was thou |
willthepiper | 06 Mar 2015 10:49 a.m. PST |
Anyone remember the late, lamented Turn Signals on a Landraider? It's pretty much what I'd expect miniatures to say (or would be if I gamed 40k). tsoalr.com/?p=1 |
Jimboba | 06 Mar 2015 11:41 a.m. PST |
Of course there's The Indian in the Cupboard. And that child in me still thinks there's mileage in the concept for wargaming! link And of course my miniatures speak to me – just can't understand what most of them are saying! (Foreign, alien or some Anglo-Saxon-ised fantasy language). |
ACWBill | 06 Mar 2015 1:48 p.m. PST |
My house would sound like the tower of Babel. |
infojunky | 06 Mar 2015 9:18 p.m. PST |
You mean yours don't talk to you? |
tkdguy | 06 Mar 2015 10:04 p.m. PST |
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Coelacanth1938 | 06 Mar 2015 10:15 p.m. PST |
"You used too much green again." |
Khadrin | 07 Mar 2015 12:05 a.m. PST |
Enough ! I'll do it myself ! Now gimme the freaking dice you big silly loser ! |
Matsuru Sami Kaze | 07 Mar 2015 8:21 a.m. PST |
In my game, Nazi's vs Dinosaurs, I implemented a rule that requires squads to take care of their casualties. If they let some denizen descend upon any wounded, the squad takes a morale reduction for the rest of the game. Best I can do for them. |
Lion in the Stars | 08 Mar 2015 12:21 p.m. PST |
If my minis started talking (Emperor's Pointy Sticks-style), they'd be really vocal about my lack of tactical acumen… |
brunet | 09 Mar 2015 12:25 p.m. PST |
Would have to recast them; wife and children in the house who speak back are enough |
OSchmidt | 09 Mar 2015 12:38 p.m. PST |
They mostly make fun of me. |
colonneh137 | 14 Mar 2015 10:37 a.m. PST |
I'd have my doctor change my Rx's. No, no, wait. When they unionize . . . then I get my doctor to change my Rx's. B.T.W. – Anybody know of a good source of 20/25mm nekkid wimmen figures? 8-) |
Gnubrid | 21 May 2015 7:23 a.m. PST |
With the amount of blood I have spilled upon them in my earlier days of, (who am I kidding, still end up bleeding), working on minis, I am amazed they aren't alive. |
Banned for Hating Trolls | 21 May 2015 10:59 a.m. PST |
I did know one guy I used to play 40K with who apologizes to his miniatures whenever they become casualties as if they're real people. Heh. Given the body count in your typical 40k game, that must have kept him quite busy! Martin |
Sargonarhes | 22 May 2015 5:50 p.m. PST |
If my miniatures spoke, I'd put the cap back on the bottle and sleep it off. |
Mute Bystander | 24 May 2015 3:09 p.m. PST |
Strictly for security purposes, of course; melt them down… |
14Bore | 24 May 2015 4:10 p.m. PST |
They all talk, it's just a matter if you can listen. |
Last Hussar | 30 May 2015 7:03 p.m. PST |
Doctor – was it General Jumbo? link PunkRabbit – you believed her? |