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Bashytubits12 Jan 2015 12:01 a.m. PST

Here is documentary evidence that Centaurs invented breakfast food.

Winston Smith13 Jan 2015 6:27 p.m. PST

Well, it is a gift from the gods, and that is what I think we are really seeing. The semi divine centaur Ronnie is accepting bacon from his father* Vulcan.

*Or at least that is what his mother the river nymph Jamie Lynn told Vulcan. According to Hesiod his father was really the Horse of Orestes, Buff. Or was it Biff?
Vulcan was the god of horses, and would swallow any story.

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