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John the OFM14 Nov 2014 7:49 a.m. PST

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Yeah America!
We can still invent awesome things!

Personal logo Doms Decals Sponsoring Member of TMP14 Nov 2014 8:02 a.m. PST

There has to be a yo' momma joke in here somewhere….

olicana14 Nov 2014 8:19 a.m. PST

Oh, really, I think you'll find this was an idea stolen from China's Giant Panda relocation programme.

Personal logo Doms Decals Sponsoring Member of TMP14 Nov 2014 8:38 a.m. PST

It'd be much more impressive with giant pandas instead of salmon….

BlackJoke14 Nov 2014 8:51 a.m. PST

Please provide range, accuracy and penetration values.

KTravlos14 Nov 2014 9:54 a.m. PST

think of the same video, but with the salmons at the end hitting units or tanks or soldiers from your favorite war movies :p

skippy000114 Nov 2014 9:54 a.m. PST

The new Laser ADA system will fry it before it hits the ground

Coelacanth14 Nov 2014 10:26 a.m. PST

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Fire for effect.

Ron

Zargon14 Nov 2014 10:34 a.m. PST

Amongst the English a 'Salmond' cannon could be a bit of a larf. :) what would we load a 'Salmond' cannon with lads?
Cheers to all the worlds' strangeness

leidang14 Nov 2014 10:48 a.m. PST

Giant Pandas are a much more limited ammunition source. Salmon may be not as impressive from a ballistics/damage standpoint but at least you have a ready ammo supply.

Frankss14 Nov 2014 11:37 a.m. PST

LOL good. But the 1st thing that came to mind was from Canadian Comedy. Rotal Canadian Air Force which had a chicken cannon. A copmressed air gun fired a rubber chicken plus whatever they loaded in the he cannon such as canned beans etc at a picture of a target such as a politician. This was done every show.

John the Greater14 Nov 2014 2:57 p.m. PST

Is this where we get smoked salmon from?

jgibbons14 Nov 2014 5:56 p.m. PST

I just worked on a hydro plant acquisition…

Now i know what the hydro plant is missing… A fish cannon!

Zephyr114 Nov 2014 8:53 p.m. PST

Use rotten fish and you'll have a salmonella cannon…. ;-)

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