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Milites16 Oct 2014 3:43 p.m. PST

USMC soldier shot in the head and is unharmed. Is it…

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A) Luck
B) Duff ammo
C) Long range
D) Tough helmets
E) Guardian Angel working overtime
F) Fill in blank

Conrad Geist16 Oct 2014 3:45 p.m. PST

Tough skull? LOL!

Personal logo Legion 4 Supporting Member of TMP16 Oct 2014 3:49 p.m. PST

All the above …

napthyme16 Oct 2014 4:33 p.m. PST

well timed sneeze maybe?

Ashokmarine16 Oct 2014 5:14 p.m. PST

G) jarhead

Irish Marine16 Oct 2014 8:21 p.m. PST

Please don't call us soldiers!

Major Mike16 Oct 2014 8:22 p.m. PST

The shot was ment for the guy standing in the door. The guy that got hit was just in the wrong place at the wrong time with the right equipment.

Cacique Caribe16 Oct 2014 8:23 p.m. PST

Marines aren't soldiers????

Dan

Lion in the Stars16 Oct 2014 8:42 p.m. PST

Soldier is the proper noun for a member of the US Army.

Sailor is the proper noun for a member of the US Navy.

Airman is the proper noun for a member of the USAF.

And Marine is the proper noun for a member of the USMC.

I don't remember what the proper noun is for a Coast Guardsman.

The proper generic for all of them is "Troop."

So calling a Marine a soldier is saying that he's in the Army. And the Marines are really grumpy about that.

And the answer to the question is "E. Guardian Angel working overtime"

COL Scott ret16 Oct 2014 11:06 p.m. PST

Lion has it dead on and he gets extra points for capitalizing those proper nouns. When refering to a toy soldier lower case is fine if speaking of Soldiers from our nation it is always capitalized (the same for Sailors, Marines and Airmen).

My best guess having plenty of Marines as friends is A though G.

Roderick Robertson Fezian17 Oct 2014 8:39 a.m. PST

J. Missed all`

Milites17 Oct 2014 10:22 a.m. PST

Reminds of the time I called a sub a ship, to a submariner!

Personal logo Saber6 Supporting Member of TMP Fezian17 Oct 2014 11:34 a.m. PST

E and G can easily be confused.

Steve Wilcox17 Oct 2014 1:50 p.m. PST

"1–13. Unique capitalization
The following is a selection of style and usage preferences for internal Army correspondence:
a. Capitalize the word "Soldier" when it refers to a U.S. Army Soldier.
b. Capitalize the word "Family" when it refers to U.S. Army Family or Family members.
c. Capitalize the word "Civilian" when it refers to DA civilians and is used in conjunction with Soldier and/or
Family."
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Weasel18 Oct 2014 9:43 a.m. PST

There's nothing in the head that a Marine needs to function ;)

Joking aside, seems they rolled a 1 on the damage roll. Sometimes you get lucky.

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