 enfant perdus  | 13 Oct 2014 8:23 p.m. PST |
A click when you expect a bang and a bang when you expect a click. Words of wisdom from reddit/TIFU. |
| tkdguy | 13 Oct 2014 8:34 p.m. PST |
Once I expected a bang and got a puff instead. So much for my homemade missile.  |
| PapaSync | 13 Oct 2014 10:44 p.m. PST |
tkdguy – I did a click. Got a WHOOOOOSH. And then a BANG. Worked out pretty good for me. 8) |
OldGrenadier  | 14 Oct 2014 4:05 a.m. PST |
I dunno, a mariachi band on the NYC subway can be pretty darned loud. |
| PzGeneral | 14 Oct 2014 5:40 a.m. PST |
A slap….when you expect a bang?  |
| John the Greater | 14 Oct 2014 6:19 a.m. PST |
A "no" when you were hoping and praying for a "yes." |
| Roderick Robertson | 14 Oct 2014 8:56 a.m. PST |
Or a "Yes" when you were dreading a "No". |
| Rod I Robertson | 14 Oct 2014 6:07 p.m. PST |
Tango 2 3 Ditto:
You have electrical and mechanical components in your lower GI tract!?! Cool, you're a cyborg! Resistance is futile!
Good video. That man could solve the energy crisis for a century if he was only real.
Rod Robertson |
| Zephyr1 | 14 Oct 2014 7:36 p.m. PST |
"The Two Loudest Sounds" One is the sound of silence. Without it the other does not exist…. ;-) |
| TamsinP | 15 Oct 2014 1:07 p.m. PST |
Why do elephants paint their balls red?
So they can hide in cherry trees. What's the loudest sound in the jungle?
Giraffes eating cherries.
I'll get my coat…
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| zoneofcontrol | 15 Oct 2014 6:57 p.m. PST |
The loudest sound is my teenagers tearing the door off the refrigerator when they get home from school. The softest sound is my teenagers being nice to each other in front of me or telling me just how much they love me. I know to duck, cover and put my hand over the wallet in my back pants pocket. |
