"GODS FOR "HONEY I SACRIFICED THE KIDS!"" Topic
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03 Oct 2014 8:52 a.m. PST by Editor in Chief Bill
- Changed title from "GODS FOR "HONEY I SACRAFICED THE KIDS!"" to "GODS FOR "HONEY I SACRIFICED THE KIDS!""
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OSchmidt | 03 Oct 2014 6:35 a.m. PST |
Dear List I have to finish this and to do that I have to make up the "God Decks." These are four small decks of cards, one for each culture (Egyptian, Assyrian, Minoan, and Caananite. Each deck will have only four cards but each will have to be double sided as the deck will serve not only for the real cultures above, but for the "Imagi-Nation Culture" on the back. The realistic Gods are easy, no more than looking up Bullfinch's Mythology. For the Imagination ones, I have settled on are. Ososerious (Assyrians) Numnutz- God who became God by marrying God's ugly daughter and inheriting the whole shebang. Buttzhead- God of butt-kissers. Noodnik- God of fools who believe the government is here to help you. Mashie- Niblik – God of Golfing Schlockem and Glockamorra (Caananite) Baal-Ihai God of cheap wine Maidol- Goddess of PMS Dummazz- God of people who answer the Nigerian Oil Ministers letters The Schlemiels- Gods who foul up the little things (like making sure the bread always lands with the butter side down-- on the dusty area-- where the dog barfed last week. (the picture will be of the three stooges. Nuf said!) The Empire of Pharonica Veronica (Egypt)
Pez- God of Tchatchka's and Chazerhei (cheap tacky items and objects in outrageously bad taste. What you see on the shopping channel. Psoriasis- God of Hypochondriacs Bustus God of Breast Implants. Boom-Sha-Laka-Laka God of office parties The Seadudes (Minoans) The Mighty Favag – (If you have to ask you'll never get it. Shiksa- Goddess of beach bunnies. Fraynki and Aunette- Gods of eternal youth and fertility- but only after marriage. Dufus- God of comic relief sidekicks. Still thinking on some of them. |
bc1745 | 03 Oct 2014 7:26 a.m. PST |
The Great Scro-Tumn…….God of all ball games involving a pyramid shaped ball! Also the God of small wrinkly flaps of skin….. |
Temporary like Achilles | 03 Oct 2014 8:04 a.m. PST |
Woah, walked in on the wrooong thread! *Quietly backs out, closes the door and flees…* Cheers, Aaron |
Pete Melvin | 03 Oct 2014 8:10 a.m. PST |
TaWennyTwelv: God of Incorrectly Interpreting Calendars Flahtpak: God of Cheap Furniture Dukdukgooz: God of Lame Party Games The Plentiful Phat: God of Takeaway Menus |
Bashytubits | 03 Oct 2014 8:31 a.m. PST |
The great Poo BAH, made from sacrifices of diapers to infant posteriors. Shoah da Moonay, the diety of ambulance chasers and gold diggers everywhere. |
John the OFM | 03 Oct 2014 8:33 a.m. PST |
Too much blasphemy flyin' 'round here. I don't like to antagonize ANY Gods, even the fake ones. |
OSchmidt | 03 Oct 2014 10:09 a.m. PST |
Dear List Many members of my "Society of Daisy" Yahoo group, a group dedicated to humor and whimsy in gaming have started to make up rituals for the rites of the various Gods. For example, to keep profane eyes from glimpsing the magical runes and symbols on the sacred vessel of the God Baal-Ihai, it is always used in public inside of a paper bag. Persons of Extra Zeal for the service of the Great God Pez will, if they act right now, receive absolutely free, the Popiels pocket fisherman with only an additional shipping and handling charge of 5.99 shekels. |
zippyfusenet | 03 Oct 2014 11:36 a.m. PST |
The City of Morphod. One of the Five Sinful Cities of the Plain. The Abominable Sin of the Morphodites was to wear their underpants on their heads. YouKnowWhoVah – God of Commandments. The First Commandment of YouKnowWhoVah is that nobody talks about YouKnowWhoVah. Es-Skanki – Goddess of sloppy seconds, fertility, and low standards. Ram-a-Lamb-a-Ding-Dong – Fertility god, consort of Es-Skanki. A rampant ram with an enormous schwanzstucke. Testicles – A demi-god. Son of Es-Skanki and somebody or other. Wears a lion skin, carries a big club, bashes stuff with it. |
skippy0001 | 03 Oct 2014 6:07 p.m. PST |
Ikea-Goddess of carpenters and fabricium? Whiz-blessed are the cheesemakers. |
J Oaks | 03 Oct 2014 9:22 p.m. PST |
Aahdeedahs, god.of outrageously priced sandals that are supposed to make you run faster now that you no longer have any coins to weigh you down. Whoozohnfurst, god of confusion and misdirection Pharmacopoeia, godess of healing. Potions and powders to increase your virility, cure your ills, and make your life better. |
Cloudy | 05 Oct 2014 5:49 p.m. PST |
"Es-Skanki – Goddess of sloppy seconds, fertility, and low standards." "Testicles – A demi-god. Son of Es-Skanki and somebody or other. Wears a lion skin, carries a big club, bashes stuff with it." Brilliant! Zippyfusenet for the win! |
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