OSchmidt | 18 Sep 2014 12:21 p.m. PST |
In a game idea ripped from the headlines, I just saw an article on MSN about how, because of new strict currency controls, plastic surgeons in Venezuela cannot get enough silicone and saline breast implants to satisfy the demand in Venezuela! So why not an ultra-modern war between government forces and smugglers who are trying to get the -- ummm-- enhancements-- in to the country! You can have several factions. There are those who prefer silicone, and those who like saline. Of course bullets are highly detrimental to the item being smuggled in any way. There can be points systems based on the hypothetical size of the breast after implantation, Those wishing only small enhancements can probably be smuggled in by "mules" on airlines by swallong them and ummm-- passing them on later. On the other hand those which would yield truly magnificent um… "finished products" like 44 to 48" would have to be put into stuffed toys, cans of peaches, or fruit, or in (0 how ironically fit ) gallon milk bottles. There could be rogue parties, Like the Russians who would attempt to smuggle in the enhancements made in traditional soviet style-- of concrete- Call them the Putin pouties. a There could be femminazis attempting to interecept and destroy these, working under the "Pirate's Dream" banner (What's a Pirate's dream? A girl with a sunken chest!") So many possibilities. Otto
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Rod I Robertson | 18 Sep 2014 12:49 p.m. PST |
This could quickly degenerate into a series of tit-for-tat skirmishes and spawn a campaign rather than a discrete scenario. Anyway, it's just not my cup o'dea. |
Winston Smith | 18 Sep 2014 12:58 p.m. PST |
Proof that Chavezism is a failure! |
Cherno | 18 Sep 2014 1:09 p.m. PST |
There will have to be special rules for boobie traps, of course. |
The Tin Dictator | 18 Sep 2014 2:19 p.m. PST |
You guys are going to milk this for all its worth aren't you? |
Guthroth | 18 Sep 2014 2:23 p.m. PST |
I will have keep coming back to stay abreast of developments …. |
Toronto48 | 18 Sep 2014 2:27 p.m. PST |
Udderly ridiculous topic - |
John the Greater | 18 Sep 2014 2:40 p.m. PST |
Stop! We have to nip this in the bud. Though years from now we might recall the thread with nostalgia. Ah, thanks for the mammaries… |
Milites | 18 Sep 2014 4:48 p.m. PST |
Venezuela, where it's all not gone up! |
Lion in the Stars | 18 Sep 2014 5:50 p.m. PST |
How did this NOT get crossposted to the Needs More Boobies board?!? |
tkdguy | 18 Sep 2014 5:56 p.m. PST |
D'oh! You made me look! |
Deadone | 18 Sep 2014 5:57 p.m. PST |
Definitely a reason for a massive NATO invasion and 50 year occupation of the country. I suspect the troops would prefer serving in Venezuela over Afghanistan: Photo blocked by adult filter: "" VERSUS
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Zargon | 18 Sep 2014 6:16 p.m. PST |
Abella I have to search you thoroughly 'lecherous grin'. As opposed to, Now Fatima if you start ticking the SAW is gonna get kicking. Yup there would be a recruit upswing for a post near them sweet South American ladies. Not to be taken seriously and as OS headlined it I'll just add no to petty censorship. Cheers and enjoy. |
zoneofcontrol | 18 Sep 2014 7:04 p.m. PST |
The shortage is all too real. The government has begun a rationing program. For now it is only one to a customer. They are suggesting using toilet paper to make the second one. Oops, wait a minute. They don't have any of that either. |
zardoz1957 | 18 Sep 2014 8:19 p.m. PST |
And people complain about posts perceived as political… |
Coelacanth1938 | 18 Sep 2014 9:33 p.m. PST |
For the time I was a working massage therapist here in Las Vegas, boobs kept me and mine fed and sheltered. I had clients with natural breasts that were so large, they were in continual agony until they could either get a pricey reduction or see me (a lot of boob pain has to do with sleeping habits-people were built to sleep on their sides with their bodies bolstered with whatever is handy with their heads kept perpendicular to their spines-so if you are a big busted woman in pain, trying sleeping on your side with lots of pillows of assorted sizes cradling you). On the other hand, women with implants always required special handling. I had this one client just off the plane from Mexico who had just gotten medicine ball-sized implants which are illegal here. She was suffering from back pain. It took a little effort, and my foam rubber bust supports were totally useless in this case, but I got the job done. But sometime during the massage, one of her nipples fell off. We tore the studio apart looking for it and finally found it in the last place you'd want to look: the bottom of my shoe. The emergency room at UMC were able to reattach the thing and as Far as I know, my clients hasn't lost any other body parts. |
Deadone | 18 Sep 2014 11:55 p.m. PST |
But sometime during the massage, one of her nipples fell off. W.T.F. |
Cherno | 19 Sep 2014 3:15 a.m. PST |
That's one of the most random but hilarious posts I ever read on TMP. Man, this place is going… places! |
OSchmidt | 19 Sep 2014 4:37 a.m. PST |
Dear Toronto 48 Thanks, that's what I was aiming for. Ultra-modern needs lightening up! Otto |
Karellian Knight | 19 Sep 2014 5:10 a.m. PST |
If this escalates it could become more than a handful. |
Legion 4 | 19 Sep 2014 5:46 a.m. PST |
I refuse to be a party to such a purile topic ! Where's the editor ?!?!? Photo blocked by adult filter: "picture" This will get out of control and someone is going to get hurt ! Photo blocked by adult filter: "picture" THIS MADNESS MUST STOP !!!!!!!!!!!!!! Photo blocked by adult filter: "picture" |
OSchmidt | 19 Sep 2014 5:52 a.m. PST |
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combatpainter | 19 Sep 2014 6:56 a.m. PST |
Lovely thread… Photo blocked by adult filter: "picture" |
Spudeus | 19 Sep 2014 7:41 a.m. PST |
But pitiful acting performance, if I remember. . . |
skippy0001 | 19 Sep 2014 9:11 a.m. PST |
Can't they substitute another fluid? Champagne or Jack Daniels? It would put the booze back into bosom where it belongs. |
OSchmidt | 19 Sep 2014 9:38 a.m. PST |
Dear Spudeus Act??? They have to act too??? That's a little unreasonable isn't it? Otto
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monash1916 | 19 Sep 2014 11:31 a.m. PST |
In a game idea ripped from the headlines, I just saw an article on MSN about how, because of new strict currency controls, plastic surgeons in Venezuela cannot get enough silicone and saline breast implants to satisfy the demand in Venezuela!So why not an ultra-modern war between government forces and smugglers who are trying to get the -- ummm-- enhancements-- in to the country! You can have several factions. There are those who prefer silicone, and those who like saline. Of course bullets are highly detrimental to the item being smuggled in any way. There can be points systems based on the hypothetical size of the breast after implantation, Those wishing only small enhancements can probably be smuggled in by "mules" on airlines by swallong them and ummm-- passing them on later. On the other hand those which would yield truly magnificent um… "finished products" like 44 to 48" would have to be put into stuffed toys, cans of peaches, or fruit, or in (0 how ironically fit ) gallon milk bottles. There could be rogue parties, Like the Russians who would attempt to smuggle in the enhancements made in traditional soviet style-- of concrete- Call them the Putin pouties. a There could be femminazis attempting to interecept and destroy these, working under the "Pirate's Dream" banner (What's a Pirate's dream? A girl with a sunken chest!") So many possibilities. Indeed so many possibilitities…, maybe the surgeons can not get enough implants because some faction is secretly stocking them as a weapon of terror. The members of this faction obviously remember the eh… shocking events of the nipplegate of 2004 and ponder about what a lot of sets of breasts could achieve in their part of the world…in good hands of course… |
cazador | 19 Sep 2014 1:29 p.m. PST |
I haven't laughed so much on TMP for absolutely ages….! |
Legion 4 | 19 Sep 2014 2:43 p.m. PST |
And for us s Photo blocked by adult filter: "picture" |
skippy0001 | 19 Sep 2014 9:31 p.m. PST |
If there is a shortage of implants, everyone here knows how to make breastworks. |
monash1916 | 19 Sep 2014 11:47 p.m. PST |
Oi Legion, speak for yourself, I do not consider myself an old fart . (But maybe others do of course :-) ) But you are so right, Bettie is #1 |
Covert Walrus | 20 Sep 2014 12:01 a.m. PST |
It's going to be more fun that the War of Jenkin's Ear, anyway :) |
Legion 4 | 20 Sep 2014 4:54 a.m. PST |
She was a beauty monash ! |
Milites | 20 Sep 2014 7:52 a.m. PST |
This was a defining moment in many a boys life. Photo blocked by adult filter: "picture" |
monash1916 | 20 Sep 2014 8:20 a.m. PST |
Indeed she was Legion…indeed she was. |
Legion 4 | 20 Sep 2014 12:15 p.m. PST |
Oh Yes, I remember Ms. Welch … she was one of the first loves of my long passed youth … along with Betty … of course … |
capncarp | 21 Sep 2014 4:43 p.m. PST |
Covert Walrus, on 20 Sep 2014 12:01 a.m. PST: "It's going to be more fun that the War of Jenkin's Ear, anyway :)" Alright, you female recruits, shape up! Stand up straight (check!) Stomach in! Chest out! <stunned silence ensues> Uhhhhh, what was I saying??? |