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Lee Brilleaux Fezian03 Sep 2014 7:45 p.m. PST

My latest excursion into the world of fine literature for young persons, "Zombie Elementary: The Real Story" will be released on Sept 9th from Tundra Books, a Random House imprint. It's for ten year old boys, so most of us will feel a connection.

First short review of 'Zombie Elementary' on Goodreads, courtesy one Briana Rose, an actual young person:

"It's a clever and an exiting adventure. I llloooooooooooovvvvveedd the "zombie tips!" My favorite part was when the teacher smears blood all over the window saying "nnaaarrrrgggghhhh!" And "Bbbrrrraaaaaiiiiiinnnnnssss!" I like the little interviews. This book is great for boys, such as my brother, and girls like me."

John the OFM03 Sep 2014 8:05 p.m. PST

You just blew any shot you had at being a school teacher.
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If you can be "placed on leave" and the closest thing to being arrested for writing a sci fi novel that has a school shooting in it, imagine the outrage over ZOMBIES!!!

Lee Brilleaux Fezian03 Sep 2014 8:56 p.m. PST

The only weapons used on school grounds are a selection of TV offer Ginsu knives and a chainsaw. Oh, and burning cafeteria grease.

combatpainter Fezian04 Sep 2014 4:34 a.m. PST

Cool!

Ragbones04 Sep 2014 1:07 p.m. PST

Howard, you're a nut. And I mean that in the most comlimentary fashion. grin Gonna have to buy me a copy of this.

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