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First impressions,

"I am Groot"… Wait a minute… No you're not!

He has a really gnarly sister perhaps? An obvious candidate for posting for this board ;^)

So why does a creature that reproduces with seeds need boobs, which I assume have mammary glands in them only needed when nursing life young.

Or perhaps (run now! Don't read the rest!)

Maybe she dispenses liquid fertilizer out of them to the young shoots.

When she goes to the beach does she slather down with Liquid Gold Furniture polish?

I'll be the males of the species have some impressive wood.

Instead of lice, ticks, and chiggers are they bedeviled by termites and carpenter ants?

Are shelf fungi like beauty marks?

Sorry, they just kept coming.

Otto

the texture on the boobs is all wrong. really why would they be smooth when the rest of her is not??

"So why does a creature that reproduces with seeds need boobs, which I assume have mammary glands in them only needed when nursing life young."
Depends on the amount of nutriments in the seed and how mature the emerging seedling is: monotrematae (platypus…) lay eggs but have to feed the egglings with milk.

"the texture on the boobs is all wrong. really why would they be smooth when the rest of her is not??"
Why are female chimps', cows', goats' and ewes' (to name a few) boobs bald in a furry body?

Without leaves such organism can't live on photosynthesis only, most of its metabolism is 'animal'.

Looks like an extreme form of the 'wooden' variety of huldra, or a rather traditional fantasy dryad. And no more silly-looking than Tolkien's Ents.

Not my cup of tea as a fantasy being type – beyond my capacity of 'willing suspension of disbelief' unlike the purely 'animal' huldra or the shambleau link , but the design is consistent with 'tradition'.

OSchimdt – Lol Good ones I am so tempted to keep it going. But I'll be nice.

Bullant – Her name is Grootetta.

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I guess this is the form the creature has in winter. In summer does her hair have all leaves.

When she tosses her head provocatively do acorns drop out?

She may not be the girl you take home to mother, but she kinda grows on you.

Hi Mom, meet Daphne, Daphne, this is my mom.
Mom: Oh such a nice girl, can I screw the hook for my clothesline into you?

Three Ents walk into a bar. They all order a birch beer with a humus chaser. The see Daphne down at the end of the bar sipping her Nitrate Daqri. One of them goes down and tries to pick her up but she tells him to get lost. The second Ent tries, but she tell him to buzz off. The third ent goes down and tries his luck. They sit down and talk and she leaves with him. The next day the three Ents meet at the bar the next night and the first two ask him how it wen't. The Ent says "Well it was OK, I took her to the County Agricultural and Farm show and I asked her what she wanted to do, and she said she "wanted to get weighed." So I took her to the guy with the scale, she sat in it and ogt her weight. A little later she said the same thing again." So I went to the same guy and paid another 25 goldenrod to have her weight. All night she said the same thing! I must have taken her to that guy two dozen times!. The three ents shook their top hamper and said "What a jerk," and "sorry."

Meanwhile Grooteta came home and her mother asked her how her date was. She lisped "Wousy."

So there's this

So there's this Ent who's lost his entwife and he goes to the lonely pulps club to try and find a mate. He finds a few rather fetching Birch's and a rather stately hickory, but there's this really beautiful delicate little tree with the most delicate pink buds poking through her foliage. He goes over and strikes up a conversation. Finally she mentions that she's a Yew. He says "Funny you don't look Yewish!"

Little Larch was taken aside by his mother one day and told that he could not go out with lil Willow any more. Larch was thunderstruck and asked why. Stern mother Hemlock told him, she's not our kind deer, you must remember you are descended from the Cherry Tree George Washington chopped down and hence there could not possibly ever be anything between you. If your father found out it would shiver his timbers.

A man eating plant with obvious allures.

Those are NOT boobs -- they're plant galls!

I feel a song coming on,

"Oh wooden tit, be lovely!"