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walkabout27 Aug 2014 8:14 a.m. PST

Now that I've got your attention. I found this site that has a lot of model trees in different scales at great prices, but it also sells men's thongs. Here are the trees
auction

And heres one of the men's thongs,

auction

Awkward to say the least.

Chokidar27 Aug 2014 8:24 a.m. PST

"The Thong of Thilenthe?"

Gone Fishing27 Aug 2014 9:42 a.m. PST

Thanks anyway, I already have some. (Trees, that is!)

John the OFM27 Aug 2014 10:09 a.m. PST

Something seems to be missing…

Caesar27 Aug 2014 11:53 a.m. PST

Everything I need in one place, then.

Bashytubits27 Aug 2014 12:32 p.m. PST

I didn't know thongs grew on trees. unicorn

Black Cavalier27 Aug 2014 12:36 p.m. PST

You'll get some wood either way

Steve27 Aug 2014 12:42 p.m. PST

OK, now that I clicked on that g-string link I'm being fed ads for men's g-strings on different pages. This is embarrassing.

Brian Smaller27 Aug 2014 2:41 p.m. PST

I was just reading Thong-or of Lemuria by Lin Carter.

Gone Fishing27 Aug 2014 8:51 p.m. PST

Using this resource alone one could create an attention-getting Civil War (or Post-Apocalyptic?) scenario: Thong of the South.

This reminds me of when, as a teacher to high school students, I tried to teach the Iliad. Somewhere in the early books one of the heroes fastens something with a thong. Snorts and titters would almost immediately break forth in the classroom, and the next five minutes were spent implementing various levels of damage control. Shortly after this the epic mentions how the Achaeans were on a quest for booty…and then I lost them entirely.

tkdguy27 Aug 2014 11:30 p.m. PST

Weren't Adam and Eve expelled from Eden for eating from the Thong of Knowledge?

Wait, that doesn't sound right…

Last Hussar29 Aug 2014 11:21 a.m. PST

Thing. Thing a thong…

tuscaloosa29 Aug 2014 12:01 p.m. PST

Thong of the Thouth?

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