sillypoint | 15 Aug 2014 9:31 p.m. PST |
The host hands you a double sided, printed page, there are figures on the table, scattered terrain, what do you do? … |
Extra Crispy | 15 Aug 2014 9:49 p.m. PST |
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sillypoint | 15 Aug 2014 9:55 p.m. PST |
A flask, and slivers of deep fried salted vegetables are placed on the table for refreshments…it's a multiplayer game, other friends start to arrive…. |
Privateer4hire | 15 Aug 2014 10:01 p.m. PST |
It is dark here. You could be eaten by a grue. |
sillypoint | 15 Aug 2014 10:20 p.m. PST |
It's a skirmish level game, Gates of Troy -defend the Balck ships, a slight variation. 6 players. Trojans have 3 forces of about 30 figures, 10 chariots, 11 skirmishers, several heroes including Aneas, hector and Paris. The Greeks have about 60 figures, 7 chariots, 6 skirmishers, but more heroes….the fates have the Greeks moving first…. |
Weasel | 15 Aug 2014 10:57 p.m. PST |
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Shardik | 15 Aug 2014 11:24 p.m. PST |
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Privateer4hire | 15 Aug 2014 11:55 p.m. PST |
INVENTORY: You have a bit of lint in your dressing gown pocket and a flask of an unknown substance. PICKPOCKET The HOST: The host snarls at you and pushes you away. "Not this time," he growls. |
jameshammyhamilton | 16 Aug 2014 4:33 a.m. PST |
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Jamesonsafari | 16 Aug 2014 7:37 a.m. PST |
Go over to the snacks, open a beverage and start reading. |
sillypoint | 16 Aug 2014 8:02 a.m. PST |
+1 to your dice rolls James. Chariots may not enter terrain. Skirmishers move full through terrain. Bows are supposed to move 1/2 if shooting, but in the rush of the game, players conveniently forget that… |
GoGators | 16 Aug 2014 11:09 a.m. PST |
Crush all that stand before my mighty armies! |
OldGrenadier | 16 Aug 2014 11:28 a.m. PST |
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Roosta | 16 Aug 2014 12:14 p.m. PST |
Looks like I'm the General again! |
Cufflink | 16 Aug 2014 3:38 p.m. PST |
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etotheipi | 16 Aug 2014 4:24 p.m. PST |
YOU ARE IN A MAZE OF TWISTY PASSAGES, ALL ALIKE. |
sillypoint | 16 Aug 2014 4:30 p.m. PST |
Text based wargame. ;) By east, you mean the left hand side of the table. Venturing too far forward, Cuff, Paris is a target for the 6 greek skirmishers, 5+ to hit, 5 hits. 3+ to save! Paris takes 3 wounds, he has one left. Roosta, commanding the Greeks, cautiously moves forward. Go, commanding the Trojan centre, charges forward, with paris and the skirmishers on the left flank. I'm sorry OG, SAN does not compute GOTO Line 23.The right flank catches the Greek's malaise and cautiously move forward…. |
sillypoint | 16 Aug 2014 4:32 p.m. PST |
Eto, you're thinking about the "Theseus and the Minotaur" game that may be next week, if I get the figures painted up. ;) … |
TMPWargamerabbit | 16 Aug 2014 8:32 p.m. PST |
Since I cannot read the written material (not in native language) I proceed on best assumption which is wrong using the miniatures and terrain to the worst of my abilities, which is equal to the "poor rated" general and represented generalship which leads back to inability to understand the written page… double sided but I don't know… since I didn't read the last line on first page to refer to second or back side. Dice wasn't mentioned…. Do I need to bring my own…. which I forgot of course. Or…. hand material to nearby standing ADC flunky… telling him to "earn his promotion". |
sillypoint | 16 Aug 2014 10:08 p.m. PST |
At least u made an attempt to read the written material, game masters don't go to the trouble of writing out them for no reason. Your flunky explains that besides the points for eliminating the enemy, the Trojans gets points for having troops within 12" of the Greeks side of the table. Although the chariots have a 16" move, the Trojans have screened their chariots with their skirmishers, who move at 6". D6 required…guest dice provided, although they are notoriously bad… |
Phil Hall | 17 Aug 2014 10:28 a.m. PST |
Realize the printed sheet is in Barkerese and is only one sentence. |
Dynaman8789 | 17 Aug 2014 11:33 a.m. PST |
I walk out again. If the host can't be arsed to say hello then I can't be arsed to stay. If it is a nice table I will take pics first… |
ubercommando | 17 Aug 2014 2:53 p.m. PST |
Wait a minute, someone's invited me into a game? |
Flatland Hillbilly | 17 Aug 2014 7:34 p.m. PST |
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