 etotheipi  | 30 Jul 2014 1:55 p.m. PST |
… how long does it take to reach bottom? A) instantly
2) one commercial break
#) twice as long as it takes to fall half way down the stairs
 ) I'll let you know …
•) Zardoz! |
| Cyrus the Great | 30 Jul 2014 2:10 p.m. PST |
"I fallen and can't get up!" |
| michaelsbagley | 30 Jul 2014 2:37 p.m. PST |
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| MHoxie | 30 Jul 2014 2:57 p.m. PST |
Do not trust the Pusher Robot
He is malfunctioning
We are here to protect you |
| skippy0001 | 30 Jul 2014 3:27 p.m. PST |
I have fallen THROUGH the stairs and it was instantly painful. |
| Irish Marine | 30 Jul 2014 3:38 p.m. PST |
I fell down the stairs and my shoes fell off. |
| The Tin Dictator | 30 Jul 2014 3:44 p.m. PST |
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| Deadmen tell lies | 30 Jul 2014 3:47 p.m. PST |
I have fallen and can't reach my beer… |
| Winston Smith | 30 Jul 2014 3:49 p.m. PST |
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| War Panda | 30 Jul 2014 4:00 p.m. PST |
Hold on a minute and I'll just check for you…. |
| autos da fe | 30 Jul 2014 4:18 p.m. PST |
Where is the "continuously fall down the up escalator while Gary Numan watches" option? That seems to happen to me all the time. YouTube link |
| Bandolier | 30 Jul 2014 4:45 p.m. PST |
Can you please repeat the options, I've fallen down this thread and can't get up. |
| 53Punisher | 30 Jul 2014 5:06 p.m. PST |
Well, after a few rounds of certain beverages, I've fallen UP the stairs a few times… does that count? |
| TNE2300 | 30 Jul 2014 5:26 p.m. PST |
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| Jamesonsafari | 30 Jul 2014 6:28 p.m. PST |
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 enfant perdus  | 30 Jul 2014 9:13 p.m. PST |
My house only has ladders. I demand more inclusive poll questions. |
| War Panda | 30 Jul 2014 11:28 p.m. PST |
So As I thought what took the most time was waiting for the ambulance and then the waiting for my x-rays. Stitches on my forehead didn't take that long but the fall itself was …I can't remember…seems the concussion I suffered has wiped out all memory. Wait there I'll just check again …. |
| Old Slow Trot | 31 Jul 2014 6:59 a.m. PST |
In one case,a matter of a few seconds a few steps from basement floor to said basement floor,and while holding a light bulb. Just had the wind knocked out of me and the bulb was intact,bringing it down to change a burned out bulb-helping the landlord a bit. |
| etotheipi | 01 Aug 2014 5:04 a.m. PST |
"But Mr Dent, the plans have been available in the local planning office for the last nine months."
"Oh yes, well as soon as I heard I went straight round to see them, yesterday afternoon. You hadn't exactly gone out of your way to call attention to them, had you? I mean, like actually telling anybody or anything."
"But the plans were on display …"
"On display? I eventually had to go down to the cellar to find them."
"That's the display department."
"With a flashlight."
"Ah, well the lights had probably gone."
"So had the stairs."
"But look, you found the notice didn't you?"
"Yes," said Arthur, "yes I did. It was on display in the bottom of a locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying 'Beware of the Leopard'." - Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy |
