"Do you want to die a grizzly death? Fork over $20,000!" Topic
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John the OFM | 06 Jun 2014 6:53 a.m. PST |
link Martin, a NOTORIOUS New York Giants fan, has already done this to a select Dallas Cowboy fan. He gave one of his buddies a small role in Book 5, gave him a sigil that was the Cowboys star, and had Wun Wun the giant rend him asunder. I remember raffling off indulgences many years ago. I wonder if there is anyone cunning enough to raffle this once in a lifetime (wait, I think I just contradicted that
) chance! I certainly cannot afford $20,000 USD, but would fork over a sawbuck. |
fox news tea party | 06 Jun 2014 7:13 a.m. PST |
A grizzly death?!? I can bearly stand it!
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Who asked this joker | 06 Jun 2014 7:18 a.m. PST |
Well played, ScoobyDoo. Well played. *golf clap* |
Caesar | 06 Jun 2014 7:23 a.m. PST |
I don't know. Everyone dies in those books. For 20k, I expect to be a character that lives. |
jpattern2 | 06 Jun 2014 7:45 a.m. PST |
ScoobyDoo, the OFM is slipping. "Grizzly" indeed! Everyone knows it should be "a gristly death," from choking on a large bite of too-tough meat, because that's all you get for a sawbuck. |
corporalpat | 06 Jun 2014 8:31 a.m. PST |
Yep, officially just lost any and all interest in reading Martin's books. |
Dynaman8789 | 06 Jun 2014 9:49 a.m. PST |
I will probably die of old age waiting for the book with my "Grizzly" death in it. (awesome typo btw) |
John the OFM | 06 Jun 2014 11:38 a.m. PST |
I would be an old maester, named Jon. |
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