"Where is the blue Fez?" Topic

Just out of interest, where is the Blue Fez and how do you get to it?

Is the first rule of the Blue Fez, that there is no Blue Fez?

Is it like the Stonecutters, where you have to save the life of a Stonecutter first, or be the son of Grandpa Simpson?

Is it where two TMPers who don't like each other go to determine once and for all who has the best insults?

Is it as bad as Frothers (whatever that is) for ungentlemanly conduct?

Come join us! (if you can find us . . . )

The little F beside my name means that I am indeed a member of the elite, the proud, the few. the contentious.

And no, we are much nicer than Frothers.

It's fictional…

PM Bill and ask for an invite. Maybe he will grant you one. If you have been DH'd for politics or religion, your chances improve.

I see no "little F" beside anyone's name. Does that mean the "fez" is only visible to those who belong?…

If you have been DH'd for politics or religion, your chances improve.

In that case i'm a shoo-in.

Go to your local pub, enter the restroom, third stall, stand on the toilet, flush three times, scream "I'm a naughty boy" then go home and PM Bill.

"If you have been DH'd for politics or religion, your chances improve."

Well that explains a lot! I have submitted multipy request to join the blue Fez, at least four times over the last couple years, and never received any response from the editor. I thought it was just poor customer service, but now it turns out that since I have never been DH's for anything, I'm apparently not "cool enough" to be aloud in the Blue Fez. Who knew?

"If you have been DH'd for politics or religion, your chances improve."

Ah, that must be why I was approved.

Expect to encounter some very strange people with strong views. I don't bother with it any more as life is too short.

They're pulling your leg, bro. It's made up.

I've never been dawghoused, and I have a little F next to my name.

Maybe it means I'm Fun to game with. I hope so. It could be the grade I got for my paint jobs. But then a lot of guys with Fs are great painters, so that can't be it.

I'll go on TBF and ask if we're allowed to confirm that it exists.

As for its location, I'm pretty sure it's on the same hard drive as TMP. It's like another dimension – in the same physical space but isolated. And like with most alternate dimensions it's a little strange and Spock has a beard.

I'm apparently not "cool enough" to be aloud in the Blue Fez.

You can be as aloud as you want in the Blue Fez. You can be quiet too. Just don't disturb the rest of us!

Being a Fezian myself, I can vouch that it exists. A bit like Marrakesh in that once you visit your view of the world is never quite the same again.

I don't wear my Fez because it's too tight.

I am informed that the little F is only visible to those who have their OWN little Fs.

As I was walking up a stair
I met a man who wasn't there.
He wasn't there again today;
Oh how I wish he'd stay away.

I have had the Blue Fez for sometime now. I can see the topics, but they do not open for me-therefore cannot see or comment. Hummmmmm…..Probably is helping to keep my blood pressure down anyway! />)

It's over there, no, no, there, just….there…oh for goodness sake it's…oh. Where did it go ? Oh yeah, I see it now….it's just over…..there….

Even if you are a member, you DO have to sign in to the BF, not just to TMP.

Personally, I prefer Fez's in red.

it's all around you man, all around you!

I could tell you, but then I would have to kill you. Bill's orders…

Only members of the Illuminati can be members of the Blue Fez. If you really want to join you have to…[loud gunshot, heavy thud]…there is NO Blue Fez. Forget you ever read this post. Go back to sleep.

It's all a bit of a yawn really. Fat, bald wargamers doing bad Tommy Cooper impressions…….