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Tango0110 Feb 2014 12:37 p.m. PST

… Exactly What We Deserve!

"By all indications, we should have reached Peak Zombie long ago. But despite years of zombie movies, TV shows and video games shambling across our various screens, we as a nation somehow can't seem to get enough of the undead. So here we are, people, at the logical endpoint of this trajectory: Watching a movie trailer about zombie beavers. Aptly titled Zombeavers, the upcoming film from the producers of American Pie and The Ring is about exactly what you think it's about. Will beavers rise from the dead for a reason and attack people? They will! Will there be many, many jokes about female genitalia? There will! Will an undead rodent lunge at the groin area of an attractive young woman during the course of this movie? Oh, it surely will. Zombeavers may not be the zombie movie we want. But it is the zombie movie we deserve. May God have mercy on our souls."

See here
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Ha!Ha!Ha!.

Amicalement
Armand

Personal logo miniMo Supporting Member of TMP10 Feb 2014 12:41 p.m. PST

Zombies have jumped the beaver for sure.

15mm and 28mm Fanatik10 Feb 2014 1:24 p.m. PST

The zombie genre has been done to undeath.

VonTed10 Feb 2014 1:48 p.m. PST

It's like back the '80s!

Striker10 Feb 2014 4:47 p.m. PST

Awesome!!!!! Must watch!

Personal logo Editor in Chief Bill The Editor of TMP Fezian10 Feb 2014 6:43 p.m. PST

I would watch a Zombie Justin Beiber movie………

only if it were a documentary! evil grin

Fatman10 Feb 2014 7:27 p.m. PST

28mm Fanatik
A truly awful punn….I salute you.

Fatman

Fatman10 Feb 2014 7:32 p.m. PST

Stuff me! Was that Rex Linn, Det Frank Tripp from CSI Miami? I take it he really needed the money.

Fatman

Personal logo Dances With Words Supporting Member of TMP Fezian11 Feb 2014 6:18 a.m. PST

how about a ZOMBIE GigantoSharktopusnado vs Mega-Beiber in an exploding volcano on an asteroid about ready to plunge into a black hole that……erm, Nevermind…SyFy already locked up the rights for it…..as a new series! AAARRRRGGGHHHH!!!

Tazman4968411 Feb 2014 9:35 a.m. PST

I have seen some zombie beavers in my life time….. It wasnt pretty…….

Personal logo javelin98 Supporting Member of TMP11 Feb 2014 11:36 a.m. PST

Mmmm… smells like Sharknado…

RittervonBek12 Feb 2014 6:10 a.m. PST

Darn – for a minute I thought "Wow – Undead Playboy"….

capncarp26 Feb 2014 5:37 p.m. PST

Somehow combining the terms "zombie" and "beaver" and "shark" lead to a further term gnashing about in the background--
Dentata.

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