Today I'd like to harass you with another set of PAL rules, which are on sale for the quite absurdly low price of $3.75 USD for the PDF (or $7.50 USD if bundled with 'Eat Hitler')
"Mexican Jack Squint presents possibly the least evolved set of wargame rules ever. By which I mean "Since the glaciers retreated."
Movement? All based on the size of your hand.
Missiles? Throw a wadded up paper ball at your opponent across the table. If he's supposed to be in cover, he holds up a chair.
Melee? Three rounds of "Rock, paper, scissors'. Or – more historically accurate – "Rock, rock, rock." It's a bit dull, though.
Mastodons and terror birds? They're in there. Dinosaurs? We got 'em. Grey Aliens? Got 'em too (they use supersoakers!)
Less than the price of a polished skull.
A Mexican Jack Squint production, brought to you by Mexican Jack Squint. Some minor help from Howard Whitehouse and Roderick Robertson.
A Mexican Jack Squint Joint"
