""Are you a pirate?"" Topic

"Aye, that I be, lad. And I be looking fer a crew. Are ye spry enuff to run powder to the guns 'midst the havoc of shot an' shell, the deck awash with blood while crossing the T of a fat Galleon? Can yer eyes spot the Kings' Colors from a swaying crows' nest 'afore they see you? If so, lad put yer mark here…"

"…ummm, I have to ask my mum.."

Talk like a Pirate Day

Dem's dat die be the lucky ones!

P-I-RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR-A-T-E

Yay!

Arr.

Why do you ask you scurvey dog ? Arr…do I look like a pirate to ye ? The peg leg do be a reminder from an unfortunate encounter with The Tree of Death an' the eye patch t'was prescribed by my optician. Arrr.

Shouldn't that be "Arrrrrr you a pirate?"?

Avast behind! Plenty up front! Tis how I likes me wenches

Ahoy,mateys!

"I didn't lose my eye, boyo! Ah knows exactly where it be!"

Yer all a bunch of likely lads.

And lasses!

We sail with the tide, me boy-os!

Avast! That landlubbing scum Fred Perry finally finished a glorious animation about rapscallions, booty, wenches and the likes!

youtu.be/pMhfbLRoGEw

If ye be of the sensitive, church-going kind… Well, what are ye doing being around pirates in the first place?

Are you a pirate?

I've never plucked a rooster
and I am not too good at ping-pong
and I've never thrown my mashed potatoes up against the wall
and I've never kissed a chipmunk,
and I've never gotten head lice
and I have never been to Boston in the fall

Remember…..

To err is human…..but to aarrrrhhhh is pirate!

Aye, and we be using recast figures for grape-shot!

Sounds like religon is in need o' some good grog or rum. Aye, and a salty wench to set his sails straight.

Aye, aye, Cap'n Crunch!

Once I learn some more Somali words, I'll be ready for today.

"What's that SEAL doi-"--splash

I consider m'self a legitimate businessman, with diversified shipping "interests". . . arrrr.

This day always be a bittersweet one fer ol' Gokiburi: tis the birthdate of a lost love o' mine. She was as dangerously unstable as the ocean herself, but I still miss her dearly.

Arrrrrrrr, errrrr, …………………aye, cap'n.

today I be a pirate aye,
tomorrow I return to my day job as a ninja…

"Have you ever been to Singapore?" Arrrh!

"Aye, Matey. Smart as paint I'll warrant"

I most certainly am NOT a pirate, you impudent fellow!

But…

I was yesterday!

I cruised the briny deeps o' clinical research from dog-watch 'til eight bells, plunderin' a rich haul o' source data!

Ya-HARGH! I was the saltiest buccaneer in all o' Haematology.

Well, I was born in the same city as Blackbeard came from…

Uuummm, nah! I'm a ninja. Don't ask for proof, cuz ya can't see me!

Mah name is Ahmed and Ah come from Mogadishu. Ah have your oil tanker. Also, your parents and their yacht. If you wish to see any of them ahgin, please contact mah cousin Abdul, who drives minicab in Croydon. I have been to Croydon, it is beautiful city – I hope to live there some day.

Figures pirate?

Yes. Google "The Sea Dogs Sing At FT Mifflin" on You Tube and I'm the swabbie on the right in the black check shirt and cocked hat.

It's an offshoot of my AWI re-enacting hobby… And it's an absolute hoot.

Eric

No, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn last night…

Yarr… I'm here for the booty!

What letter of the alphabet do pirates like the best ….

Arrrrhhhhh !!!

No. Never made a recast in my life.