| doc mcb | 10 Sep 2013 2:46 p.m. PST |
Cheeriooooosss! It's Captain Crunch time! NOTE: NO POLITICS!! Cereal killers only. |
| cloudcaptain | 10 Sep 2013 2:59 p.m. PST |
Something about weapons of math instruction. Isn't that more in your realm of things? |
| doc mcb | 10 Sep 2013 3:00 p.m. PST |
Okay, cereal killers and other bad puns. |
79thPA  | 10 Sep 2013 3:05 p.m. PST |
Since we bombed baby milk factories in the past it only makes sense that we go after cereal now |
| richarDISNEY | 10 Sep 2013 3:08 p.m. PST |
The Son or Toucan Sam! The Cereal Killer!
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| Striker | 10 Sep 2013 3:31 p.m. PST |
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 Editor in Chief Bill   | 10 Sep 2013 4:39 p.m. PST |
I have always thought that Pop Tarts were too scandalous to live. |
| Mako11 | 10 Sep 2013 5:06 p.m. PST |
Perhaps, but if so, it will be very small, inconsequential, and unmemorable, like those tiny little boxes they serve in restaurants. |
| richarDISNEY | 10 Sep 2013 5:10 p.m. PST |
Striker, I was wondering if anybody would get/remember that…
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| doc mcb | 10 Sep 2013 5:31 p.m. PST |
Mako, yes, it looks like you will be correct. |
| darthfozzywig | 10 Sep 2013 8:28 p.m. PST |
I think it's crazy to go it alone. We should enlist the Germans and their elite airborne Flapjackjaegers and Waffle SS troops. |
| Major Mike | 10 Sep 2013 9:10 p.m. PST |
Gentlemen, You all need to get a Life. As my wife says, Nut & Honey. The English have said Cheerio's to the endeavor. That said, I think it will take some one with stones the size of Grapenuts to achieve something. But, alas, I fear we are headed upon a Quest for Bran Flakes. |
| SECURITY MINISTER CRITTER | 10 Sep 2013 9:45 p.m. PST |
I remember the group, but never heard that song. |
| doc mcb | 11 Sep 2013 4:13 a.m. PST |
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| jpattern2 | 11 Sep 2013 7:10 a.m. PST |
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| Tarleton | 11 Sep 2013 7:57 a.m. PST |
It'll all go to Muesli….. They'll have had enough time to get a full cooked breakfast ready. Just got to wait and see who burns the toast? |
| Mako11 | 11 Sep 2013 9:49 a.m. PST |
I think this will bring a new definition to "Snap, crackle, and pop". |
| leidang | 11 Sep 2013 10:32 a.m. PST |
Assad does remind me a little of count chocula. |
| Tarleton | 11 Sep 2013 12:19 p.m. PST |
The sausages and tomatoes will burst, the egg yoke bust and the bacon will be all hard and crispy! |
| capncarp | 11 Sep 2013 5:40 p.m. PST |
Now settle down kids. They will all go down to negotiations at the International House of Pancakes in Zurich. There the Australians will be on the hot plate war crimes of subjecting innocent populations to exposure to Vegamite! |
| nazrat | 12 Sep 2013 5:44 a.m. PST |
It's gone all soggy now, so no, we won't be sugarbombing them. |
| zoneofcontrol | 12 Sep 2013 6:50 p.m. PST |
The missile strike has been called off. All of the WMD (Wheaties of Mass Digestion) will be turned over to a third party who can be trusted to give an accurate accounting of each and every flake. |
