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Tango0120 Jun 2013 10:42 p.m. PST

Have you lived this situation? (smile).



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Old Slow Trot Inactive Member21 Jun 2013 6:41 a.m. PST

So far,not yet.

marcus arilius21 Jun 2013 9:19 a.m. PST

as long as you call letting her know that you will be late you can avoid the pan. you will still get the glare thou

A sea that raged no more21 Jun 2013 9:52 a.m. PST

I always tell her …hic My dear, I am not very hungry hic, even for one of your hic, delicious Spanish omlettes …trundel, yuk.

OMG …soooo sorry …never again… someone spiked my drinks …what lipstick …where?

evil grin thumbs up

Tango0121 Jun 2013 11:05 a.m. PST

Good one Blues!! (big smile).


Personal logo John the Greater Supporting Member of TMP21 Jun 2013 12:46 p.m. PST

A Congressman returned home very late and very drunk. His wife was waiting by the door and opened it as he was fumbling for his keys. The Congressman pitched forward on his face.

His wife said: "What do you have to say for yourself?"

he replied: "I will dispense with my prepared remarks and take questions from the floor."

Tango0121 Jun 2013 10:25 p.m. PST

Very funny my friend! (smile).


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