"Need a humorous Undertaker Name..." Topic

The title pretty much says it all. I'm making a sign for a building and all I can think of is: I.C Graves.

Any better ideas?

Will Diggum?

Stiffs Arrus.

Claude Clay?

Surely its hard to beat the Warner Brothers classic "Rigor O'Mortise, The Smiling Undertaker"

Barry M Deep

U.TAKER & FAMILY
Purveyor of Fine Coffins & Services

Dewey, Plantum, & Howe

Stinky Flycatcher?

Somebody listens to Car Talk.

M. Balm; Undertaker

Seymour Graves™

Doug Graves
X. Hume

Emil Balmer

McCoffin's

C. D' Eath and Sons, Funeral Directors, Sydney, Australia

I think they have a secretary named Mrs. Pine-Coffin.

And my favorite:

Amigone funeral home (get it AM I GONE!)

VR
James Mattes

from old 1970's Channel 4 Nightmare Theater in Indianapolis

Sammy Terry get it cemetary

or maybe Doug Graves

Dirtnap & Sons

"Pearly Gates" from the old Rick O'Shay cartoon strip.

Uncle Bill the bad men are scaring me!

'Dolorus' Ed Muerta

M. Balmer

D'eath and Sons.

Cheers,
JohnG

M. M. Tomori

Some funny ones here. Most of them are dumb.

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The best. Bruce and Stiff Funeral Home.

Lai MeiLo

Barry D. Quick.

Add a miniature golf resort and call it 'Fairway to Heaven'.

Wake, Plot & Rot Repository, a subsidiary of WolfRam&Hart LLC.

Deceased Depot.

Soylent Sorrow.

Reaper's Roadhouse.

Barry M. Under

Phillip Coffins.

- Monk

There is a real undertaker in Cardiff whose name is D. Caesar Jones.

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Organic Planters – because six feet is too deep.

Colonel Richard Geoffrey Pine-Coffin DSO & Bar, MC

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donelivin & sons

Boots for sale!

Phillip Graves…

Mort Petit
Francis Barrett
Zelenya Soylent
Nick R. O'Feliach
Nick Romancer
Eliphas Lévi
Jeff Dahmer
U. R. Wyrmfood
Raleigh Reising
A. Crowley

… it disturbs me a bit how many of these I could riff off the cuff at lunch …

Al Topsi
Poe Smortem
Rick O'Mortis

M.T. Tomb
Rust N. Peace
I. L. Beback
Ray N. Carnation
I. M. Mortal
Theo Later
U.R. Gone

Another vote for the classic "Claude Clay" of "Tumbleweeds" fame.

In my Buffalo Chip, not only is that sign provided, but also
"Wooten Bocks" and "Mortimer Canard."

But you could try "V. Diggem, Osteo Excavationist."

TVAG

You MUST have a gravestone with 'I Told You I was Sick' carved on it!

Mark Callaway.

Seymour Stiffs

My Western town had a combination Undertaker /Justice of the Peace

Marryin' $2 USD
Buryin' $5 USD

Witnesses / Mourners 25 cents a head

But I dont think i named him….

Slim pickens

Thanks for all the help guys. I made the sign today and chose two names for it:

Doug Graves & Phillip Coffins

I'm also going to put a sign on the side of the building that says: "Used Boots $2 USD"

Thanks for all the help!

I'll post a photo later!

The sign came out pretty nice. I'll definitely post photos after the con!

Igor Mortis

There's another (genuine) undertakers called De'Ath & Sons in the East of England. I used to work with Doctor De'Ath, presumably one of the Sydney De'Aths mentioned above. He was a geriatrician ……

Berry M Deepe?

was a local creature feature host on tv, called Dr. Paul Bearer…he had a groovy glass eye

I finally added some of these to a MARSHAL MITCHELL'S HOT LIST over at the Hawgleg Website:
hawgleg.com

Scroll down to the bottom of the page, and thanks to everyone for the ideas. I'm also going to do another one in a month on names to include on grave markers.