| Mako11 | 12 Apr 2013 12:58 p.m. PST |
In an unusual admission, Iran has been forced to admit that they do not actually have a working time machine: link It does make me wonder, if they lied about that, what else are they lying about? |
| SECURITY MINISTER CRITTER | 12 Apr 2013 1:09 p.m. PST |
Their lips are moving, so I say every thing! |
| Striker | 12 Apr 2013 1:12 p.m. PST |
I think there are Mako. link |
| Woolshed Wargamer | 12 Apr 2013 1:44 p.m. PST |
Really? I am so disappointed. I was hoping that would use it to leap out of the seventh century. |
 McKinstry   | 12 Apr 2013 1:44 p.m. PST |
I think they must have hidden it in their stealth fighter. |
| vojvoda | 12 Apr 2013 1:50 p.m. PST |
That is just a trick they came back from the future and saw that they were nothing left except carbonized glass from the blast of their once nefarious nuclear weapons program. Now they want to claim they have no knowledge of the future. VR
James Mattes |
| Baggy Sausage | 12 Apr 2013 2:07 p.m. PST |
Darn it! I threw good money at that Kickstarter! |
| vtsaogames | 12 Apr 2013 2:22 p.m. PST |
I had my heart set on it. |
| DS6151 | 12 Apr 2013 2:35 p.m. PST |
Don't they?
Or is that just what they want us to think?
Did they lie? Or is this the lie? Did they know I would post this, or didn't they? |
| Mako11 | 12 Apr 2013 2:40 p.m. PST |
Exactly! Perhaps they are lying about this, and don't want us spending money on research, since they want to be the only ones with one. I'm so confused. I don't know who to believe any more. |
 John the OFM | 12 Apr 2013 2:40 p.m. PST |
Well, you could knock me over with a feather!
Oh, wait. You did, next week. |
| Ron W DuBray | 12 Apr 2013 2:52 p.m. PST |
what good would it do them if they had.
every action paradoxes so nothing changes. simple example: You go back and kill Hitler all the things he did do not happen, so you don't know to go back and kill him and everything happens anyway. |
| Militia Pete | 12 Apr 2013 3:34 p.m. PST |
That ride stinks anyway
Idiocracy |
| darthfozzywig | 12 Apr 2013 3:54 p.m. PST |
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| SECURITY MINISTER CRITTER | 12 Apr 2013 6:28 p.m. PST |
I'm going to get my police box out! |
| Charlie 12 | 12 Apr 2013 7:00 p.m. PST |
That's right! Nothing beats a good, old fashioned Tardis.. |
| le Grande Quartier General | 12 Apr 2013 7:20 p.m. PST |
Brian Smaller- You should write for Leno or Stewart! |
| le Grande Quartier General | 12 Apr 2013 7:21 p.m. PST |
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| nsolomon99 | 12 Apr 2013 8:06 p.m. PST |
No, no, I think this is proof they do have it working and the Iranian Secret Service Section that is assigned to monitor TMP discovered us talking about it. So they used it to go back to the moment it was posted and delete the OP. Clever bunch of dudes they are! Too smart for us, we're just running dog western infidel imperialist colonialists thingies, we must be doomed after all. |
| nsolomon99 | 12 Apr 2013 8:08 p.m. PST |
No, no, I think this is proof they do have it working and the Iranian Secret Service Section that is assigned to monitor TMP discovered us talking about it. So they used it to go back to the moment it was posted and delete the OP. Clever bunch of dudes they are! Too smart for us, we're just running dog western imperialist colonialists thingies, we must be doomed after all. |
| altfritz | 13 Apr 2013 10:37 a.m. PST |
Are they in a boasting contest with North Korea? |
| Elenderil | 13 Apr 2013 12:55 p.m. PST |
You're sure we aren't caught in a closed paradox loop are you? You can never be quite sure. |
| The Dozing Dragon | 13 Apr 2013 4:27 p.m. PST |
I saw this tomorrow  |
| Coelacanth | 13 Apr 2013 7:23 p.m. PST |
It was stolen by the Bongolesians, who used it to sabotage the project which created it (so Bongolesia would have the only one). The good news is they succeeded in sabotaging the Iranians, the bad news…try finding Bongolesia on any map. Ron |
| Sudwind | 14 Apr 2013 2:49 p.m. PST |
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| 138SquadronRAF | 15 Apr 2013 6:52 a.m. PST |
All to gether now: "WHAT DO YOU WANT?" "TIME TRAVEL!" "WHEN DO WE WANT IT?" "YESTERDAY!" |
