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Mayfly05 Apr 2013 7:28 a.m. PST

Recently I saw a TV programme about the hidden dangers in Victorian life from substances concealed in everyday objects.

It got me wondering if all this handling of metal miniatures might, at some time in the future, be discovered to result in 'Wargamers' disease'.

I'll leave you to consider what the symptoms, prognosis and cure would be.

Timmo uk05 Apr 2013 7:43 a.m. PST

Well of course it makes you a lead junkie.

Big Red05 Apr 2013 7:49 a.m. PST

Don't lick your fingers!

Steve W05 Apr 2013 8:35 a.m. PST

From other topics posted about this om TMP I think it was mentioned that some people were getting tests done and after a good number years of handling miniatures in the workplace there was no sign of lead poisoning etc

Inner Sanctum05 Apr 2013 8:49 a.m. PST

Eye version of RSI. One of the reason I now paint more (huge!) 15mm than 2mm.

BUT I wish 'er in doors had TOLD med brushes came in larger than 000 BEFORE I spent 3 months painting the hall!

Sysiphus05 Apr 2013 8:51 a.m. PST

I worked for a 54mm figure maker back in the 1980's (I painted for him). He would regularly carve his lead master figures while smoking cigarettes.
The lead dust on his hands transferred to his cigarettes and voila, he had lead poisoning. The dose was not severe, but enough to cause his doctor to order up a sequence of "chelator" treatments to "pull" the lead out of him.

Pijlie05 Apr 2013 9:09 a.m. PST

Pathological prefences for particular rulesets.
Pathological hatred for plastic figures
Compulsive colour-scheming when painting uniforms
Compulsive buying of anything in the "One Scale"
Monomanic conversationalism

We've all been there…

Baggy Sausage05 Apr 2013 9:19 a.m. PST

I also requested a test for lead at the last physical exam. Negative.

Roderick Robertson Fezian05 Apr 2013 9:38 a.m. PST

Pathalogical hatred for particular rulesets.

Condottiere05 Apr 2013 10:12 a.m. PST

Obesity.

mjkerner05 Apr 2013 10:16 a.m. PST

What does it matter? You can't die until you finish all your unpainted lead anyway.

MajorB05 Apr 2013 11:36 a.m. PST

Dunlaps Disease

basileus6605 Apr 2013 12:34 p.m. PST

It's called "Obsessive-Compulsive Miniatures Buying Disorder".

Its symptoms are an uncontrollable urge to buy the last shiny thing that hits the market; accumulation of unpainted lead/ungamed rulesets; pre-orderitis or, in its last avatar, Kickstarteritis. The affected individual will show irritation, anguish and, if married, feelings of guilt, if he doesn't get the miniatures in less than 24 hours, even if they must be shipped from the other end of the world.

TamsinP05 Apr 2013 3:27 p.m. PST

@ mjkerner – that's not quite correct. You can die with unpainted lead, but as soon as you don't have any unpainted lead you are certain to die.

StarfuryXL505 Apr 2013 4:51 p.m. PST

Don't lick your fingers!

Don't lick your paintbrush!

SECURITY MINISTER CRITTER06 Apr 2013 8:36 a.m. PST

It can lead to COTARD. Compulsive Obsessive Triumph Acquisition & Repair Disorder. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

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