"Boris the 'Heretic' NEEDS a 'Girlfriend'!!!!!!" Topic

This post has TWO purposes....
#1 It is meant as a KUDO to "Heresy Miniatures" for their FANTASTIC products, prices and EXTROIDINARY service! I ordered AND received my latest order, (with the promo discount that allowed me to buy enough stuff cheaper to get the free postage too!!!), within a week of order!!! I'm STILL waiting on US orders placed BEFORE Heresy order!

#2 Heresy is always 'asking for suggestions for figures' and I think it is HIGH TIME that 'our man BORIS' got a buxom, bodacious and well-curved chain-mail bikini BABE...his own 'size'!!!! with MINIMUM attire, MAXIMUM 'attitude'...and a big AXE/SWORD to match!

I need the help of other 'heretics' out there...to chime in and convince Chris/Andy and crew....that our man of the hour....DESERVES a BABE as EXOTIC/EROTIC and BUILT....as he is...so they can love, laugh and pillage their way across the world TOGETHER!!! (see, I AM a 'romantic' at heart!)
Come on 'Heretic's'....put your two copper into the ring!!!

Inquring Heretics want to know....WHEN!?
Carpe' Heretic'um ad infinitum,
David Pinnick

How about a Boris Girlfriend in Cheerleader pose for the fantasy footie Boris.....That will go well with my Blood bowl team....

MH

SOLDAT!!!!!!

Now 'wehrmacht'....we ALL know that the 'answer to Live, the Universe and EVERTHING....is '42'...NOT 'Soldat'...so don't tease us....8-)

In fact, Heresy DOES produce figures, amazingly...from greens we can actually SEE....just like Reaper, Hasslefree, (whadda GREEN those poledancers are!), DGUSA, Mongoose and even GW really SHOW here on TMP....

For some reason...'ongoing IMAGELESS, Soldat comments' remind me of a Cat Stevens song...."Another Saturday Night"

'...If I see them, I can get them, as yet I haven't met 'em...that's how I'm in the shape I'm in..."

Carpe' Cat-scratchfever'um....or "theEYEShaveit"....
David

Actually, that's 'LIFE, the Universe and Everything...' Live applies to Regis and Kelly....I THINK?...and I'll be glad to LOOK at any IMAGES, for 'Soldat' that do show up here....(a will a lot of other 'fans' I'm sure...). This is not a 'zing'...just a simple 'fact'. Folks WANT to see images...We've heard a lot about 'more images' needed for several ESTABLISHED companies, (Like GZG, which I have purchased sight unseen, more than once...because I've enjoyed what I DID see)...but to MIS-Quote "Tom C/Jerry M"...."Show me the MINI"....not the 'hype'...

In the meantime...back to our regularly scheduled thread...which is getting Boris a WOMAN!!!! (this is important stuff!!!!)

Carpe' Loincloth'um,
David

And if Boris gets his girlfriend we will know what that smile on his face for the "job's a good'un" miniature is realy about.;)

Yeah, and we know why that ogre is so mad he's smashing a table -- he's MARRIED!

Durn.. wehrmacht beat me. ;)

Girls get in the way of the hacking and the slashing with the blood and the hurting and the brainsplatter!

Is Phoenix still around? I think some of their 54mm "Atlantis" ladies would be about Boris' size and state of dress.

Please, the last thing the Universe needs is another female figure...

Please people buy a movie off of cable and quit with the nakid girlz figures

I think Boris's girlfriend is a demure little priestess, well robed, who occasionally lets him hold her hand if he hasn't sworn, or picked his nose, or slaughtered anyone in her presence recently. This relationship helps explain why he is so, ummm, "extrovert" when he's not in her presence.

I agree with you about Heresy's service, btw. First rate.

Arn't we being a little presumptive ?

Boris may prefer a boyfriend ...

Hmmmmmm....well, there's a few NEW ideas there....but IMHO, you can NEVER, EVER have TOO many miniatures....ESPECIALLY scantily or un-clad female types....and BORIS deserves a 'companion'....The 'demure priestess' is ONE possibility, as is Velbor's suggestion that maybe another 'Boris type' male COULD work...

That adds a WHOLE new 'dimension' to RPG gaming I leave for others to 'explore'/continue exploring...along with the xenosexual encounters....Hmm...the Fab 5 'do' Boris????

And speaking of xenosex....could 'facehugging' be considered 'perverse' by a species that uses that 'method' of 'conception'....SCIFI PORN!!!! omigoodness, what next!

C'mon folks...this is 'FANTASY'....anyone remember 'Grace Jones' in the SECOND Conan movie...'rrrrowww, fttt!'...(or her 'taking' Roger Moore/007 in 'View to a Kill'....very sensual female, but certainly NOT 'dainty'...(except for rat scene, which was just 'fun')

Why couldn't Boris have a 'shapely/scantily clad/chainmail bikini female....
Think a larger version of LIBBY the axewoman from Hasselfree only larger size/less 'outfit'...wadda woman!!!

AND....I think it would be nice...if I could go onto ONE thread, or even start one...WITHOUT hearing the word 'Soldat' UNLESS accompanied by IMAGES....

I dont' want to hear how 'great' it WILL be...etc...I want to SEE what it is and know when we'll ACTUALLY see it. Till then...leave it alone...(The Boy who cried 'Wol....er' SOLDAT' too many times....will be left alone in the forest....

Carpe' ShowmetheMINInoworshutupnow'em,
David...(and a lot of other TMP folks)

HAHAHAH!

Aliens and Facehuggers = Sci-Fi Porn! BWAHAHA! I thought they were just affectionate little critters. "COme here, ya big lug! I just wanna squeeze your adorable little marine face!"

a male companion for Borris would be great too.. but even then, it gets in the way of the hacking and the slashing with the blood and the fabulous shade of crimson gore which nicely accents the earth tones of the mod dungeon... er... excuse me.

How about a nagging harridan? "BOOOORIS! Did you change the dragon litter and take out the rotting corpses yet?" "Yes, dear.." "When are you going to get around to trimming the hedges?" "Soon, dear." "Mr. and Mrs. Lord of the Neitherworld have invited us over for dinner this weekend, we are having a roast.. make sure you wear your nice tie" "Yes, dear".

Hey! I want to see some skin. :)

*The 'aliens/facehuggers' thing was just a 'weird tangent' my mind drifted off on, but THINK about it...how many alien species...'use' humans to 'reproduce'...(not always SUCCESSFULLY...but reproduction between humans isn't 100% effective all the time, either....) The BLOB, Sil from Species 1 & 2...the G'oauld from Stargate, the Invaders, Mars Wants Our Women, those 'hot' sorority babes with whip tentacles/lots of teeth from that one scifi channel movie I've conveniently forgot but reminicent of 'The Faculty'....and a plethoria of other wormy/slimey/buggy 'things'...IF 'LIVE/REAL' FULL-FRONTAL/REAR nudity and 'sexual acts/conjugation' can get you an 'X' rating...whatfor are we subjecting ourselves and our children to 'alien sex acts'!!!!! On large/small screens everywhere! 8-P Or, since our TV beams are speeding out of the solar system at just under lightspeed....how do we know we're NOT 'offending' beings on other planets with our 'lewdness and explicit behavior'???? (not counting daytime soap operas of course)...

Back to regular topic....As far as 'Boris's companion'...Boris already shows a 'lot of skin', (and a codpiece/loincloth that shows he doesn't need 'Smiling Bob's natural male enhancement samples'....so him having a 'male companion' would probably have enough 'skin' for folks who lean that direction ala Fab 5....(whatever 'floats your boat'....) I leave it for others more skilled in game stats to keep 'fashion clashes' from their wardrobe/domicile, affecting the 'hack and slash' parts....

I, personally STILL would prefer a more 'Libby-esque' LARGE, well-rounded thighs/bustline in MINIMUM attire...but with an 'axe' to match Boris's!

She doesn't HAVE to look like some of those 'bodybuilding' women, (or she could? something for EVERYONE)...but c'mon Andy/Chris of Heresy....Kev/Sally of HF....can't you folks come up with something for us???

Valeryia in the Giant Size Conan special TPB? from awhile back...was every bit as 'tough' as Conan in that story...and after kicking buns, (wiping out a whole Jade city of jerks) declined to take any treasure, as it was 'unclean' in their books...and they set off, together, 'to show the world what PLUNDER means'....

Why would THAT be a 'distraction' for our man BORIS?????

Carpe' keeptheaxesharp'um,
David

The male companion for Boris part made me think of the "Sword of Damocles" show from the TV industry satire "Made in Canada". Damocles being a total parody of Kevin Sorbo's Hercules, of course...

At one point, they gave him a sidekick, Boy. The rest isn't too hard to figure out...

Velbor - outing is a tricky judgment call.

What is Boris's mum reads this and he hasn't told her?

ndb9999 - LOL!

Dances With Words - sorry to throw a bucket of cold water over your overexcited alien sex topic, but it ain't sex unless exchange of DNA is involved. Otherwise your Significant Other could accuse you of having sex with the common cold bug every time you catch a sniffle.

If you guys like I could sketch up some ideas and you could have TMP run a poll and vote on the "Girlfriend for Boris" contest. So what do you say Heresy Miniatures? I'm very good at drawing the female form. ;)

Stronty Girl....interesting point in SOME cases...BUT, when 'facehuggers' implant the soon-to-be CHESTBURSTER....wasn't PART of the 'alien mythos' that it incorporated SOME of the host DNA into it's form...as seen in the 'doggy-style' alien in aliens 3?. Also 'Sil' in Species 1 & 2 used 'dna' from male 'victims' to produce her young...and in SECOND movie, the returning martian astronauts were 'contaminated' with Martian lifeform/combined DNA and then when the male astronauth got, 'intimate' with the TWO? ladies early in the movie...their stomachs opened up like the G'oauld 'pouches' and SOMETHING came out that was humanoid? Didn't the scene after show the male astronaut leading two little kids? to a windmill or something like that...and later Sil/sequel chick, was SENT after him...but couldn't decide whether to kill him or mate with him, (to produce ULTIMATE 'life-form') and THEN kill him...or....???? But, as I said...this was TOTALLY 'off-tangent' and just a 'sidebar/meandering of a tired mind...

The REAL 'topic' of this thread was to get BORIS a GIRLFRIEND.....(although there are DEFINATELY 'other' companions/genders/species? that others could suggest).

Andy/Chris at Heresy have made it known they want/appreciate 'suggestions' for NEW figures...so I was making one....and hopeing that other TMP 'fans' of 'Da Man' BORIS...would 'chime in' and we'd see a fem fatale WORTHY of swinging her...'AXE' around him... 8-)

That, in truth, was and is the MAIN point....and now, back to whatever color sky is in your world folks....

Carpe' ShakeyourAXE,girls....
David....(very much tongue-in-cheek-ish)

WM, I say, 'go for it!' PUH-LEASE!...and lets get a pole started....yowsers!

Carpe' sketchpad'um!
David

I'm on it! I'll post the jpegs to Bill in a couple of days to get things going. What are the options we are looking for here?

1) traditional scantly clad chain mail bikini wearing, sword welding hottie.

2) More modest cutie with functional apparel with perhaps a bow or staff (ranger type)

3) Curvatious Sorceress with familar

4)Buxon Tavern lass

other ideas? My pencil is at work even as I type which is nothing short of a feat.:)

Manticore....sounds Great!

I think, (if you're game for it), the 4 choices you listed are a good start...and maybe we could have a 'poll'/vote on it....?

Of course, the poll/vote ISN'T 'binding' on Heresy or anyone else, but it might be of interest to them as a way of 'testing the waters'....

And, even if the art is fantastic, there's still the 'translation' of it into a 3D 'green'...whoever does it, which is an ENTIRELY different step....

But, after all this IS a "Fantasy" topic/thread/idea anyway...so ANYTHING could happen! 8-)

I REALLY think a 'Fantasy Female' companion for Boris, (aka chainmail bikini gal) could be sexy, etc WITHOUT 'losing' her 'toughness'...For some reason I keep thinking of some of the 'shelias' from those Aussie Beer commercials...

Remeber the one who sits by the chap, (and she's a fox!), who finishes pouring the rest of his beer/ale into the glass and than CRUSHES the can against her forhead without blinking....(the narrator lables her 'a keeper'...I think it was Fosters????)

Still another one has the gal BOBBING for beer? She plunges her head into a large container of ice-filled water...to find the 'right' can of brew???

Toughness is a 'state of being'...not JUST of body...(just ask Yoda!) While it might be a 'hoot' to have a 'demure-looking' little 'frail fem' be Boris's 'main squeeze'...she might still be able to kick AR** with the best of them...by smashing kegs against her head, (or others?) and 'impress' him that way????

But all of this is just 'fluff'...the ORIGINAL idea was to say how cool HERESY stuff is and to 'plead our case' with Andy/Chris? to PUH-LEASE do a LARGER, well-rounded chain-mail bikini babe to be his 'companion'...That was the Simple, Basic Idea...and still is....

And now, back to our regularly scheduled 'havok and mayhem'....

Carpe' letthegoreflybloodsplater!
David

The drawings are coming along nicely. I should be posting them to Bill by Monday EST here in the States. I'm having a good bit of fun with it I must say.:)

If you would like Dances With Words I could send you the jpegs as well.

I'd be HONORED, WMC!

my email is:
pondman1955@yahoo.com

Would love to chat about your 'work' anyway...as I thought I saw something on another thread about you being an artist that does sketches/artwork like this for game books, etc??? Or did I misread????
Carpe' Diem,
David Pinnick

No you did not misread. I've done work for both Flagship Games and Two Hour wargames as well as designs for Hour Glass Miniatures for a possible Sci-Fi game. I'm also a free lance illustrator and caricaturist. I just finished a 4 day art show so I'm posting late having just gotten back home with all the displays and such. I worked on the Boris women while I had down time at the show so I should be able to post something tomorrow to you and Bill. I just need to tighten up the drawings a bit so they will scan well. So be looking for something soon.

Kim Allman

WOW! Can't wait to see them, Kim! AND since you do stuff for THW, you might be hearing from us/DGUSA too, as 'things are afoote! as Holmes would say! 8-) We'll chat more once you email me about that!
Carpe' Later'um!
David

Y'know, if you'd posted this on the forum of doom, I might have replied before now, but Dave Pinnick only just pointed this one out…

Boris isn't gay, though he fits the stereotypical image, i appreciate that ; ) Definitely anything female would do. I always polanned for a rough-looking bird as seen draggin their knuckles around broxtowe where my workshop is. I think the boobarian has been overdone somewhat, surely everyone's bored of that now?

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I see, no. Well, you should be. I'd always thought of something along the lines of Grace Jones in Conan the Destroyer, as mentioned above. A female fighter that actually looks like she can fight rather than barely lift a sword or see past her boobs.

Dunno about BBW, could be fun but that might make a better sister rather than girlfriend model – Big Doris, so to speak…

Anyway, the reason she hasn't turned up yet is lack of time on the old sculpting schedules, plus every time I run a vote it's the big scary monsters that everyone wants me to make next over the human-sized stuff! If you don't believe me check out the forum of doom and see!

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Cheers

Andy

Heresy