| War Minister Crittumbo | 22 Oct 2012 7:18 a.m. PST |
The Embassy in Nova Caledonia is closed for the festivities today, and will reopen tomorrow.
However we are not accepting any new visa applications as the Visa Office has lost the official stamp. |
79thPA  | 22 Oct 2012 7:41 a.m. PST |
The people of my yet to be created nation salute you. |
| Rrobbyrobot | 22 Oct 2012 8:32 a.m. PST |
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| ashill2 | 22 Oct 2012 8:36 a.m. PST |
Just out of interest, when was the last visa application you processed? |
| teenage visigoth | 22 Oct 2012 8:40 a.m. PST |
Felicitations from the people of New New Numidia. -TV |
| HammerHead | 22 Oct 2012 9:13 a.m. PST |
ashill2 I`m sure all applications are legal & above board |
| Mako11 | 22 Oct 2012 10:34 a.m. PST |
I'm a bit weak on my Bongolesian history. Who did they gain their independence from? Is being run by a dictator really independence? |
 Saber6  | 22 Oct 2012 10:55 a.m. PST |
When do we start the "ceremonial" shelling of the Palace? |
| TheBeast | 22 Oct 2012 11:23 a.m. PST |
As the undersecretary of undercover missions of the proud state of Randistan, I can assure the freedom loving people of Nova Calidonia that our government has heard you plight, and shall not fail you. We will be diverting a small portion of the complimentary non-Imperialistic paratroops intransit to assist with the Bongolese celebrations to assist with your search for the stamp. A brigade should be sufficient, don't you think? Doug |
| adub74 | 22 Oct 2012 1:30 p.m. PST |
"Is being run by a dictator really independence?" I would not have put that on the inter-web if I were you… |
| boggler | 22 Oct 2012 2:15 p.m. PST |
Papi Mpongo salutes his fraternal ally and wishes him much Bunga Bunga! |
| whoa Mohamed | 22 Oct 2012 2:32 p.m. PST |
why have we not heard from Yerbooti ? do they not share in the joy of the Bongolesian people? Why why is waccka jawaccka silent…. |
| Katzbalger | 22 Oct 2012 5:07 p.m. PST |
The peace-loving peoples of Koldwaristan send their fraternal greetings and congratulations to the brave people of Bongolesia in celebration of the anniversary of their throwing off the yolk of western imperialism. Or, at least, we assume it was western running dog capitalist aggressor imperialism (is there any other kind?). Rob |
| War Minister Crittumbo | 23 Oct 2012 6:24 p.m. PST |
It's been found! Seems the Head of Important Things' son was using it to crack walnuts… Just out of interest, when was the last visa application you processed? About two months ago, about the time the Nova Caledonian walnut crop came in. |
| capncarp | 23 Oct 2012 8:16 p.m. PST |
The Wasabi Protectorate send cordial greetings to their Bongolesian neighbors. Our Armed Forces have been dispatched to our mutual border to render appropriate honors and spontaneous 21-gun salutes. Note: our Armed Forces can now perform 21-gun salutes thanks to the transshipment of surplus farm equipment made possible by the Sultanate of Ifat, tripling our armory's contents. The Wasabi Protectorate wishes to apologize to any Bongolesian accidentally injured when the fusillade…when the _salute_ was discharged. Our Honor Guard will remain in their entrenchments…will _lounge festively_ in their sunbathing pits until the cessation of the Bongolesian Independance celebrations. This has been an official notice from the Wasabi Protectorate Ministry of Saying Nice Things To Distract You. |
| freecloud | 09 Nov 2012 1:16 p.m. PST |
Now that the fortnight long festival of Manana is over, President-For-Life Mokele-Mbembe of The People's Democratic Republic of Kukuanaland wishes you bonne fortune, and may you survive the next coup attempt like himself: link Incidentally, I did a quick review of Banana Republic armies a while back…. link |
