"Trux for The Sultanate of Ifat." Topic
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79thPA  | 14 Oct 2012 7:54 p.m. PST |
Go to Slobovia and hang a left. |
| skippy0001 | 14 Oct 2012 8:00 p.m. PST |
Huh! Taint no GPS here, son jus' lissee here:
Head down Tarzana Trail until you get to the intersection where the old schoolhouse used to be, turn left at the second crater near a busted up T55 in the direction of its barrel, go around the UN checkpoint but not the east side, it's mined. Then cross a shelled runway and stop at a Red Cross station, ask for Azid. He'll take you the rest of the way. If Azid isn't there, you'll have to backtrack south on Paradise Thruway for a bit, that's a free fire zone so get your DSHKA's up, zip over a underpass and take a immediate left at Kalil's Bunker and Bistro, really overpriced, not worth stopping and get on Our Great And Glorious Interstate North. Mind the tripwires at the tollbooth, go slow, they should let you through.
After that, you are back on track. Head north to the 3rd elephant crossing, go about eight clicks past Poachers' Graveyard and then you should see the border post for Bongolesia.
Now, if'n there's no Arty duels going on, you should make it.
The SAS usually raid on Tuesdays, SEALS 'n Spetznatz on Thursdays' and if you get by them, maybe, possibly a few drunken mercs might be huntin' wid' Arpeegees.
Have a nice day. |
| ashill2 | 15 Oct 2012 3:47 a.m. PST |
New trux – IIRC the US Army has a parking lot full of specialist mine resistant trux. Suggest Sultan contacts Pentagon and makes an offer – one that they cannot refuse! |
| OldGrenadier at work | 15 Oct 2012 4:38 a.m. PST |
Hey skippy0001, you forgot the bull just past the 3rd elephant crossing over OGGI North. Watch out for him, he gets upset with all the traffic. |
| Tgunner | 15 Oct 2012 2:47 p.m. PST |
Really? I thought the SAS raided on Wednesdays and the Spetznatz's were on Mondays… seesh, I have to change my itinerary, again!! The Ministry of Tourism really needs to get on the stick and update their online calendar! |
| skippy0001 | 15 Oct 2012 4:12 p.m. PST |
'dat Bull ate a ArPeeGee, hee hee! SEALS An' Spetznatz are trying to out-do each other with same-day ops. Everyone sits on their lawnchairs and watches the pretty colors those meth labs make when dey blowed 'em up. Breakin' bad, man! UN/CNN zips thru on Mondays, that's Refugee Photo Op Day, and Wednesdays is SAT RECON Day, didn't you get the new schedule? Fridays are right out, that's when they send in the Drones… |
| SECURITY MINISTER CRITTER | 15 Oct 2012 8:47 p.m. PST |
Ambassador War Minister Crittumbo says a diplomatic envoy had been sent to Ifat! Didn't he arrive? |
| skippy0001 | 16 Oct 2012 12:59 p.m. PST |
Those directions came from H. Ridden Haggered, a specialist in Ifat and Bongolesian affairs. Ex-safari guide, mercenary, animal kingdom TV host and smuggler. Both you guys should write him up for your campaigns.(Also notorious with female journalists…)_ |
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