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Fried Flintstone12 Sep 2012 1:42 p.m. PST

I'm sorry I have a cold

138SquadronRAF12 Sep 2012 1:46 p.m. PST

Got to be RAF Banter – are you surprised?

link

doug redshirt12 Sep 2012 6:44 p.m. PST

Bring out your dead

They called me crazy for building a castle in a swamp

Don196212 Sep 2012 7:50 p.m. PST

"… And now for something completely different … a man with three buttocks."

Agesilaus12 Sep 2012 9:01 p.m. PST

"A DUCK!"

britishlinescarlet212 Sep 2012 11:10 p.m. PST

I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your gender direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

John the Greater13 Sep 2012 7:15 a.m. PST

From the Pirana Brothers bit: "He was a cruel man, but fair." We quote that a lot around these parts.

peterx Supporting Member of TMP13 Sep 2012 2:01 p.m. PST

" He knew how to treat a female impersonator."

Sparker14 Sep 2012 2:01 a.m. PST

'It's everyman's right to be a woman'

peterx Supporting Member of TMP14 Sep 2012 4:38 a.m. PST

Reg: " What have the Romans ever given us?"
" The aquaducts"
"and public order"
"wine"

Cke1st14 Sep 2012 8:05 a.m. PST

"Don't you even take the bones out?"
"If we took the bones out, it wouldn't be crunchy, would it?"

SaintGermaine14 Sep 2012 10:19 a.m. PST

Parrot

Fromage… well the cheese shop

Jemima Fawr14 Sep 2012 2:08 p.m. PST

picture

picture

14Bore Supporting Member of TMP14 Sep 2012 3:03 p.m. PST

DINSDALE! DINSDALE?

Old Slow Trot15 Sep 2012 11:33 a.m. PST

The RN expedition to Lake Pahoe(found in a basement flat)with the recruiting ad;the Greeks v. German philosophers in football;Celebrity Impersonations(Eddie Waring as Julius Caesar,Napoleon as the R-101,etc.);Terry Gilliam's animations,a group of hippies living inside a fellow,and so on.

Rosenheimer16 Sep 2012 2:07 p.m. PST

-must be the King
-how do you know?
-because he's not covered in Bleeped text like the rest of us!

Rosenheimer16 Sep 2012 2:10 p.m. PST

Wow thats a pretty sensitive swear filter on this site. It wont even accept an 's' and 3 stars. Ooops!

John D Salt16 Sep 2012 3:50 p.m. PST

Bad, wicked, naughty Zoot! She is a bad person and she must pay the penalty. And here in Castle Anthrax, we have but one punishment…

All the best,

John.

Farstar17 Sep 2012 6:39 p.m. PST

"This! Is! An EX! PARROT!"

billthecat24 Sep 2012 10:35 a.m. PST

'Argument Clinic' is my favorite Python skit…

billthecat24 Sep 2012 10:36 a.m. PST

(that was an invitation)

clanboru24 Sep 2012 4:42 p.m. PST

We've come to worship the baby. My baby? Well, we've brought gold, frankincense and myrrh. Well, why didn't you say so, c'mon in.

clanboru24 Sep 2012 4:45 p.m. PST

brave, brave, Sir Robin, he bravely ran away….

Altius24 Sep 2012 6:26 p.m. PST

Well, I certainly didn't expect this:

YouTube link

Elenderil27 Sep 2012 10:32 a.m. PST

The philosophers song

"Socrates himself is particularly missed
A lovely little thinker, but a Bleeped text when he's Bleeped texted"

Dasher01 Oct 2012 9:04 a.m. PST

"People called Romanes, they go the house?"
But the single funniest thing anyone, Python or otherwise, has ever said, EVER, was Graham Chapman during the Pythons' tour of Germany, when he heard the tourguide telling Eric Idle that Dachau was closed and they could not get them into the camp that day.
YouTube link
Laughter conquers hate…

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