"Your favorite Python sketch or line or character:" Topic

Oh, I know, we've done this before, but I need a Monty Python hit.

Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say Ni at will to old ladies. There is a pestilence upon this land, nothing is sacred. Even those who arrange and design shrubberies are under considerable economic stress in this period in history.

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Upper class twit of the year!

No one….

Has anyone painted the Queen's Own Kamikaze Highlanders?

I have come for an arguement …

Waiter: How are you feeling today, Mr. Creosote?
Mr. Creosote: Bettah
Waiter: Better?
Mr. Creosote: Bettah get a bucket…

It's just a bleedin' bunny…or something like that

"No, Charles Dikkens, with two 'k's, the well known Dutch author."

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"Have you tried W.H. Smiths?"

"They sent me here."

"Did they…"

Okay, pretty much the whole bookstore sketch, really.

OK Devious, don't move!
Da Bishop!

I could watch that on a loop for hours.

In a BUNCH!

Actually, it's the Dusky Welshman as a cigarette smoking bishop, walking down the street, with his acolytes shoving other pedestrians into the street.

I'm partial to Gumby, but like that Mr. Hilter sketch:

Ah! Stalingrad! Ha ha ha, Heinri…Reginald, you have the wrong map here you silly old leg-before-vicket English person.

Nobody suspects the Spanish Inquistion! Its time for the compfy chair……..

I like the Fish Slapping Dance.

Dinsdale?!

He's always gets like this, he's like one of those marble games, you just have to knock his head around until it (his brain) gets back into the hole.

It's…!

Always partial to the Silly Walk and Bruce sketches.

When danger reared its ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled.

What's all this, then?

Mr Nesbitt has learnt the first lesson of not being seen. However he has chosen a very obvious piece of cover.

Parrot Sketch
Cheese Shop Sketch
Always look on the bright side of death
Arthur talking to the peasants who end with the claim that some watery tart distributing cutlery is no foundation for a system of government (sic)
The Judean peoples front etc from life of Brian

The Meaning of Life:

Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.

He's NOT the Messiah! He's a very naughty boy!

This is an ex parrot

Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who.

"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries." "I fart in your general direction."

Spanish Inquisition

SPAM

The Importance of Not Being Seen

The Black Knight in Holy Grail "It's only a flesh wound")

Dead Parrot

Argument Clinic

The Traveler's Complaint

She's a witch!!!

Ni! Ni! Ni! If you do not bring us a shrubbery, we will be forced to say Ni! again."

INTERCOURSE THE PENGUIN! hELLO MRS FLASHBACK HELLO MRS RETROACTIVE! BEEN SHOPPING NO, BEEN SHOPPING! WHAT YOU HAVE THERE OOOOH A PISTON ENGINE YOU CANT EAT THAT RAW! YOUVE GOT TO COOK IT FIRST!

Dennis Moore!

Tally Ho!

As a Scotsman finally won a tennis tournemant, the blancmanges from mars is the current sketch.

The four Yorkshire Men – " we lived in 'ole in t' ground"

Spanish Inquisition, of course
YouTube link

So many wonderful things to choose from. Let's just by the store.
Not a quote. But pretty much expresses my feelings.

The '4 Yorkshiremen' is not a Monty Python sketch, although the gang did do it.

The "marching up and down the square" sketch finishing with "'Democracy and humanitarianism have always been trade marks of the British Army.' 'Rubbish.' 'shh'".

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The adoration of the messiah / Judith's defence of Brian to Mrs Cohen.

So many good lines.

"There's no Messiah here…there's a mess but no messiah"

"he's not the messiah…"

"I don't really want to"

"Yes we ARE all individuals (I'm not)"

"If it's not a personal question, are you a virgin ?"

And the best visual gag – Brian & his mother taking in Judith's (ahem !) "points of interest"

In fact, on reflection, pretty much all of "Life of Brian" :

"People called Romanes go back into the house ?"

"You lucky bastard"

"Splitters!"

"No, no, it is crucifiction, I was just pulling your leg"

"I'm Brian and so's my wife"

And on and on and on……

Dennis Moore again, this time with a link:

link

Tally Ho!

Excellent work! Gentlemen and ladies, I salute you all and your fine selection of Monty Python favorite sketches, skits, lines, characters and scenes!

I don't want any bloody lupins either!

Spanish Inquisition

"The Bishop"

And one personal favourite

"Romanes Eunt Domus"

YouTube link

"When I was young, we had to wake up a half-hour before we went to bed…"

theminiaturespage.com/boards/msg.mv?id=261872

"Go get the cow!"

I don't like sex on the telly (TV), I keep falling off!

How big was Norman supposed to be ?

"He was about 12 foot from 'is 'ead to anus"

My brain 'urts…

"G'day,Bruce"(and so on). Biggles Dictates A Letter,News For Parrots,Lulu and Ringo Starr appearance,The Atilla The Hun Show,famous communists being quizzed on football(soccer),the "world's deadliest joke" ;so many and so little space.

None?
Not a Python fan.

It's not a blimp! it's a dirigible!

Can I have the whole of "The Life of Brian"?

Brian: I'm not the Messiah! Will you please listen? I am not the Messiah, do you understand? Honestly!
Girl: Only the true Messiah denies His divinity.
Brian: What? Well, what sort of chance does that give me? All right! I am the Messiah!
Followers: He is! He is the Messiah!
Brian: Now, off!
[silence]
Arthur: How shall we off, O Lord?

Argument Clinic, hands down. It now happens for real pretty much weekly with one or another of my kids.

"My hovercraft is full of eels"

"Old woman"
"Man"
"Old man"
"I'm 47"
etc.