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Personal logo John the OFM Supporting Member of TMP06 Aug 2012 7:31 p.m. PST

… is no way to go through life, Son
---Dean Vernon Wormer

So check your titles before you hit {SUBMIT].
You can;'t edit the title, and The Editor does nto catch all your stupid mistakes.

YouTube link

Personal logo Murphy Sponsoring Member of TMP06 Aug 2012 7:38 p.m. PST

a far worse idea…."Being fat, drunk, naked AND on the internet.."

rmcaras Supporting Member of TMP06 Aug 2012 8:29 p.m. PST

a far worse idea…."Being fat, drunk, naked AND on the internet.."

edit; "being fat, drunk, stupid, naked and on Youtube on the internet is no way to go through life son…"

Personal logo The Editor The Editor of TMP Fezian06 Aug 2012 8:38 p.m. PST

But for Kate Beckinsale, I'll make an exception. grin

Personal logo Sergeant Paper Supporting Member of TMP06 Aug 2012 9:47 p.m. PST

I don't care what you do for Kate Beckinsale, as long as YOU don't do it naked on the internet, Bill…

Griefbringer Supporting Member of TMP07 Aug 2012 1:59 a.m. PST

a far worse idea…."Being fat, drunk, naked AND on the internet.."

You mean something like this photo?

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Cerdic07 Aug 2012 2:00 a.m. PST

Ahh, Kate Beckinsale. I remember when she was just "that girl who's father was Richard Beckinsale out of Porridge"…..

The Beast Rabban07 Aug 2012 3:10 a.m. PST

You are truly a Griefbringer, sir.

What an unpleasant way to start my day.

Personal logo CPT Jake Supporting Member of TMP07 Aug 2012 3:46 a.m. PST

Don't I look sexy in that picture?

Damn I'm hot!

gavandjosh0207 Aug 2012 4:20 a.m. PST

nto

Capt John Miller07 Aug 2012 4:30 a.m. PST

Griefbringer:

You live up to your name, sir. My eyes have had their fill of this life. Now I need access to bleach, wire brush and eyepatches. I truly need to scrub my retinas.

Where did you find that picture and who or what is this guy doing a poor imitation of?

Personal logo John the OFM Supporting Member of TMP07 Aug 2012 9:29 a.m. PST

Truly, he is a bringer of grief.

Griefbringer Supporting Member of TMP07 Aug 2012 10:11 a.m. PST

who or what is this guy doing a poor imitation of?

I am not quite sure, but here is another picture of him. Perhaps this would help?

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Doctor Supporting Member of TMP07 Aug 2012 10:17 a.m. PST

That helps no one believe me!

goragrad07 Aug 2012 12:32 p.m. PST

GAAACCCCKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!

Personal logo Texas Jack Supporting Member of TMP07 Aug 2012 4:04 p.m. PST

Griefbringer I donīt even want to know what you were searching for when you found those pictures. Yuck!

religon07 Aug 2012 4:42 p.m. PST

Griefbringer wrote…

I am not quite sure, but here is another picture of him.

While I admire your persistence, your Google-fu may be suspect. Here is the third in the trio.

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Personal logo John the OFM Supporting Member of TMP07 Aug 2012 6:55 p.m. PST

I know him.
He hangs out at the local FLGS, and tells you what you arevdoing wrong.

Etranger07 Aug 2012 10:12 p.m. PST

Why is there a picture of a trout on his monitor?
Co-incidence, or…..?

SECURITY MINISTER CRITTER Supporting Member of TMP07 Aug 2012 10:58 p.m. PST

Some people have way tooooooooooooooooooooooo much free time!

Tartyy08 Aug 2012 3:18 a.m. PST

hahahahahaha ……….classic !! He looks like he may have some Klingon lineage.

A Twiningham08 Aug 2012 5:28 a.m. PST

These are actually publicity stills for the remake of Zardoz.

Griefbringer Supporting Member of TMP08 Aug 2012 5:34 a.m. PST

While I admire your persistence, your Google-fu may be suspect.

By no means, as this shot demonstrates:

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religon08 Aug 2012 6:19 a.m. PST

I know when I have been bested.

Personal logo John the OFM Supporting Member of TMP08 Aug 2012 6:32 a.m. PST

He is writing a self-esteem book.
A very thick one.

Personal logo zippyfusenet Supporting Member of TMP08 Aug 2012 3:12 p.m. PST

That's Fat Hairy Naked Guy. He's famous, although his 5 minutes were a few years ago:

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I can't help noticing that he likes .22s, and his weapon of choice is the classic jam-o-matic Tek-22 Scorpion with double-30-round mag. This weapon is rightly feared for its ability to rapidly make dozens of small holes in a victim, if it doesn't jam on the second round.

The Beast Rabban08 Aug 2012 6:22 p.m. PST

I can't help noticing that he likes .22s


In his case, I'd actually recommend overcompensating.

No, no links for me, I've suffered quite enough.

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