flooglestreet | 07 Jul 2012 9:42 a.m. PST |
There are not enough late war SS figures. Here is a list of poses which are not available. It is by no means complete so feel free to add to it. Perhaps we could vote on the 5 most useful poses and see if a manufacturer will cast them. 1) Picking nose 2) Pretending he didn't fart 3) hunting for cooties in underwear 4) falling on ass 5) sticking finger through hole in boot sole 6) running and pulling up pants 7) barefoot cleaning toe jam |
Milites | 07 Jul 2012 9:54 a.m. PST |
8) Staring in disbelief at rifle after he has shot a fellow soldier accidentally. 9) Hurriedly pulling on Heer clothing so as not to be shot out of hand by Russians 10) Looking suspiciously at the bratwurst and trying to work out what's in it |
flooglestreet | 07 Jul 2012 9:57 a.m. PST |
11) relaxing on toilet and reading Signal 12) Dancing (its a 2 figure vignete) |
CPT Jake | 07 Jul 2012 10:31 a.m. PST |
Laying on the ground leaking brains and other fluids after trying to surrender post 17 Dec 1944. |
Frederick | 07 Jul 2012 10:59 a.m. PST |
14) Burning his identity papers 15) Wolfing down those looted K-rations 16) Painting the wall on the barracks 17) Peeling potatoes 18) Walking dejectedly in the rain with all his kit on his back and a leaky boot |
Derek H | 07 Jul 2012 11:37 a.m. PST |
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captain canada | 07 Jul 2012 11:41 a.m. PST |
20.) Writing in his diary: April 30,1945: It disturbs me how few still speak of final victory 21.) Shouting at the quartermaster that he cannot eat carrots because they are too sweet! 22.) Burning out the tatoo under his left armpit |
optional field | 07 Jul 2012 11:54 a.m. PST |
23.) shooting a kneeling POW or civilian. |
Gravett Islander | 07 Jul 2012 12:54 p.m. PST |
24.) making careful notes about the exact colour and shade of his regulation issue hankerchief for future wargamers who really want to get it RIGHT when they are gaming the final victory battle. |
skippy0001 | 07 Jul 2012 12:57 p.m. PST |
Jumping out of a flaming Panther he just tried to start. Running from strafing aircraft. Stepping foot on the Moon and realising the gas mask wasn't enough. |
SECURITY MINISTER CRITTER | 07 Jul 2012 1:08 p.m. PST |
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Kaoschallenged | 07 Jul 2012 1:17 p.m. PST |
29). Goosestepping and Sieg Heiling at the same time. Robert |
Milites | 07 Jul 2012 1:55 p.m. PST |
30) Walking dejectedly, pondering how, yet again, he and his comrades got beaten by the untermensch |
captain canada | 07 Jul 2012 2:02 p.m. PST |
31) older, sitting in bar in Bremen, weeping and muttering "I was too weak to die for my fuhrer" 32.) holding the bomb to his chest and embracing fuhrer thinking" Does noone love Germany more thatn themselves? |
Zephyr1 | 07 Jul 2012 2:32 p.m. PST |
33) Dead ones. (Can never have too many of those.) |
Wolfprophet | 07 Jul 2012 2:40 p.m. PST |
34. "Vacationing" in South America. |
Rrobbyrobot | 07 Jul 2012 2:53 p.m. PST |
Fighting with the FFL in Vietnam. |
optional field | 07 Jul 2012 5:08 p.m. PST |
36. Being found by Mossad in Argentina. |
Uesugi Kenshin | 07 Jul 2012 5:20 p.m. PST |
Smoking American cigarettes looted from executed GI after he surrendered, Cutting in front of old lady in line at local propaganda showing movie theater. |
uberbyford | 07 Jul 2012 6:34 p.m. PST |
Doing the Egyptian walk from heiroglyphics. |
Lion in the Stars | 07 Jul 2012 7:29 p.m. PST |
getting burned by the Ark of the Covenant |
Super Mosca | 08 Jul 2012 7:00 a.m. PST |
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Patrice | 08 Jul 2012 8:12 a.m. PST |
Poking their finger up the nose of a Wehrmacht general and threatening to send him on the Russian front:
("Papy fait de la Résistance", French comedy film, 1983) |
CooperSteveOnTheLaptop | 09 Jul 2012 4:46 a.m. PST |
Hugging his mum & bringing her flowers |
andygamer | 09 Jul 2012 9:46 p.m. PST |
Living the way John Gill wanted them to
for the sci-fi/WW2 crowd. |
Martin Rapier | 10 Jul 2012 3:55 a.m. PST |
Taking enormous care of the Soldbuch which proves he was forcibly transferred from the Luftwaffe three weeks earlier. Wearing a field grey uniform and armed with a K98. |
John the Greater | 10 Jul 2012 1:52 p.m. PST |
Putting out cigarette in skull shaped ashtray Drinking from skull shaped coffee cup Knitting skull themed scarf YouTube link |
Lion in the Stars | 10 Jul 2012 3:32 p.m. PST |
Bending over to kiss his own butt goodbye as an IS2 drives towards him |
Derek H | 11 Jul 2012 4:40 a.m. PST |
Working behind a stall at a wargames show. |
uberbyford | 11 Jul 2012 8:32 a.m. PST |
Peeking around the corner of a statue whilst the NKVD march past. |
Sane Max | 11 Jul 2012 8:40 a.m. PST |
Shaking hands with his new boss on his first day in the Stasi. Recoiling in horror from a group of his present-day worshippers. Pinning a smiley button over his skulls. Looking deeply guilty while raping a Jewish Girl.Again. Forming a partnership scheme with a New Zealand Business whose product are slathered in Swastikas. Pat |
Thenur | 11 Jul 2012 8:58 a.m. PST |
Wondering why Hitler hasn't turned on God mode like he promised. |
Hornswoggler | 11 Jul 2012 9:13 a.m. PST |
Banging fists on computer keyboard because Ebay has yanked his Hateful and Discriminatory personal memorabilia. |
Zephyr1 | 11 Jul 2012 2:25 p.m. PST |
Enjoying his safe new job patrolling the Wolfenstein 3-D castle
. |
CPT Jake | 11 Jul 2012 3:19 p.m. PST |
There are some funny answers here. |
flooglestreet | 11 Jul 2012 4:05 p.m. PST |
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Jemima Fawr | 11 Jul 2012 5:01 p.m. PST |
Dancing the tango in Argentina. |
Zephyr1 | 11 Jul 2012 7:58 p.m. PST |
A chorus line for Springtime For Hitler
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andygamer | 11 Jul 2012 10:08 p.m. PST |
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uberbyford | 12 Jul 2012 5:57 a.m. PST |
Playing rock, paper, scissors to see who gives some bad news to Adolf. |
flooglestreet | 12 Jul 2012 8:44 a.m. PST |
A chorus line for Springtime For Hitler
. I'd buy that, throw in the luftwaffe girl with the propeller bra. |
Milites | 12 Jul 2012 11:52 a.m. PST |
As a post war veteran struggling to understand how Sven and his pals fought everywhere, bar the desert. Aspiring painters could try their hand at reproducing any of the Hasseliography's front covers (clearly displayed on the miniature.) Bemusedly wondering why he is a zombie in Norway. |
uberbyford | 12 Jul 2012 4:40 p.m. PST |
Throwing his controller at the screen because a Soviet guy glitched into the floor. |
Zephyr1 | 14 Jul 2012 2:15 p.m. PST |
Being killed by Andre Toulon's puppets
. |
SECURITY MINISTER CRITTER | 14 Jul 2012 11:51 p.m. PST |
Being killed by Vampires in that old Night Gallery episode! |
Zephyr1 | 15 Jul 2012 7:53 p.m. PST |
Being swarmed by badgers
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Zephyr1 | 15 Jul 2012 7:59 p.m. PST |
And lest I forget, being attacked by Goering's killer Nazi raccoons (from a topic on TheWarp.net
. ;-) |
Patrick R | 16 Jul 2012 4:03 a.m. PST |
Kissing each other fondly. |
Zephyr1 | 17 Jul 2012 9:33 a.m. PST |
A pineapple. Little Nicky. You connect the dots
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Gravett Islander | 17 Jul 2012 10:31 a.m. PST |
Returning home to Norway, Belgium, Denmark, Sweden, France, Spain, Finland, Uk, etc at the end of the war. Not forgetting the ones from the east who were a bit less keen to tell Uncle Joe they were sorry. (A friend of mine's dad was a Ukrainian SS 'volunteer' who came to the UK). |