"Dawghouse buddies:" Topic

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These two were incarcerated it seems years ago, for a prolonged slanging match.
On the Naps boards of course

After sharing a virtual cell all this time, what's the chance they've exchanged addresses, Christmas cards etc & are now best friends?

Unlikely.

I see more one having shanked the other in a fight over the bunk beds.

Which one is on top?

Will the first one out have to go visit the other's imaginary Bird, on a council estate in Peckham, to retrieve a map that shows where the takings from an Armoured Car job are stashed away?

Will he then double-cross him, and go on the run in Sarfff Lunnun, meeting all sorts of comedy cockney gangster characters?

Who will play them in the Guy Ritchie movie? and.. ohhhh Lord no pleaeeese….will Madonna be in it?

I sense a short story.

Pat

My brother worked security. Evidently some ferile cats were inadvertantly locked in a cargo container used for storage. He did the forensic investigation. I think it will be something similar here, when Bill opens the door he will find two sets of bones, the loser will be identifiable by the gnaw marks on the bones, the winner's bones will be pristine, unless he chooses to prolong death by sequential amputation and canabalism. Or he will recoil in horror and say, sotto voce, 'Lepers'. After which they will be released to wander the boards begging for alms.

Containers containing lepers go directly to the steel blast furnace. Sealed.

The crimes remind me of the line from the Duelists. "There are those who say that you never loved the Emperor."

Wow.
I am amazed that they are still in the HOLE…
I thought they would have been out by now.

They kept stealing each others' ice axes and ratting each other out to the screws.

LOL Ravenscraft

Who knew 20 to life was also a dawghouse sentence

The crimes remind me of the line from the Duelists. "There are those who say that you never loved the Emperor."

Hehe loved that movie. My brother and I always go around saying, "Those woods are lousey with cossacks." "Volunteers,"is another favorite whenever one of us wants the other to do something, and of course, isn't giving them a choice.

@ Ravenscraft.

Not my intention.

Colin (one of the inmates in question) PM'd me re: this topic with an amusing & high-spirited response*. I'm sure Gazz wouldn't be insulted either.

*netiquette forbids me to quote him, unfortunately.

He sent me a PM asking 'How I knew about the Armoured Car Job?'

I told him Gazzola ratted him out.

Two go in, once comes out.

Pat

Oh, man, Karpathian, those expressions are awesome!

Dog: Oh, lord, what did I do to get *him* for a cellmate?

Cat: Someone is going to *die* for this…

Lets ask the question we all want to know,

Have any of them been "violated" while in the slammer

Have any of them been "violated" while in the slammer?

I am not allowed to quote from Collin's PM to me Gunfreak, but I reckon Colin and Gazzola will have a new and more sympathetic relationship going forward. shall we say?

Prison Rule #1 – It's not Gay if you are on top.

Pat

Prison Rule #1 – It's not Gay if you are on top.

According to my SERE Instructors, you're not Gay if you come whilst being gang raped – good to know, but mercifully only theoretically….