"What is your favorite Monty Python quote?" Topic

"But its my only line!!!"

My wifes, "Nudge, nudge. Know what I mean?"

He was a charming and erudite companion; and what's more he knew how to treat a female impersonator.

It's a lovely army base you have here colonel, I'd hate to see anything happen to it.

Q. Is it true he nailed your head to the floor?
A. Well he had to didn't he? I had broken the unwritten law.

In general, the Dimsdale sketches resonate strongly for me. My other preference would be any from the communist peasant stuff from Holy Grail already trotted out above.

" 'Tis a Fair Cop,
but Society is to blame!
Agreed! "

What have the Romans ever done for us?

That rabbits got a vicious streak a mile wide!

'this is the Wattle, the symbol of our land, you can stick it in a bottle , or hold it in your hand…Australia Australia Australia , we love you'

Fetchez la vache!

Quoi?

Too many to name. Really. Use several rather frequently.

"It's!" and "And now for something completely different!"

Shall I through him roughty to the ground? Ohh Yes Centerian,through him rougtly to the ground.

"Doctor, my brain hurts!"

He knew all the tricks.

Trouble at te mill?

I must admit I have a fondness for the Dindsdale stuff as well. My favourite is "I had transgressed the unwritten law" – I used this as recently as earlier this week at work. But I have a fondness for "Shtoom…Shtoom…the watch, the Chinese watch…mother". For some reason, my friend and I still laugh like crazy thirty years on if either of us use it. But really, there are lots more.

No one ever expects the Spanish Inquisition…

Brian: Look, you've got it all wrong! You don't need to follow me, You don't NEED to follow ANYBODY!
You've got to think for yourselves! You're all individuals!

Crowd (in unison): Yes! We're all individuals!

Followed by…

Man (in crowd): I'm not.

Other people (in crowd): shhhh!

Sorry gov,scratched the record (click) scratched the record (click) scratched the reord(click) scratched the…..

"I could have been arguing in my spare time"

" Oh Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou may blow thy enemy to tiny bits"

I Have a coconut shaped key chain which comes with 6 different lines from The Holy Grail movie, makes me laugh every time I play one.

Warning Larks Vomit

Is this the five minute argument or the full half hour?

all I said to my wife was 'That bit of Halibut was good enough for Jehova'.

Pat

"Are you suggesting coconuts are migratory?"

Stalingrad? You don't want to go to Stalingrad!

Should be "You wouldn't have had much fun in Stalingrad, would you?"

"That must be the king."
"How do you know?"
"Well, he hasn't got all over him."

I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper.
I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

"He bit my baby!"

BRING OUT YOUR DEAD!

'It is every man's right to be a woman'

One day lad, all this will be yours!

What? The curtains?

Are you a shrubberer?

"Ladies & gentlemen;it's the 'Atilla The Hun Show!'"

What I object to, is that you automatically treat me like an inferior.

No, No, not the comfy chair!

"People called Romans, into the house go?!"
But the all-time funniest Pythonism has to be by the late, great Graham Chapman when the Pythons were told by their German tourguide that they couldn't get into Dachau because it was closed that day.
Chapman leaned out of the limo and shouted "Tell them we're Jews." Cleese and Idle fell off their chairs recounting this and its the ballsiest, funniest thing any Python has ever said… and that's saying a LOT!

Crunch Frog My favorite!

We've got lumps of it round the back.