"If GW rescued your puppy from a burning building" Topic

Would you still consider the company the spawn of the Devil?

If GW rescued my puppy from a burning buiding, I would expect them to

a) Offer me the puppy a limb at a time for £300.00 GBP a pop
b) give me 3/4 of the puppy, and then stop selling Fido completely
c) Everytime I walked past a fire, leap out and ask me what puppies I was into, say "Wow that's great Have you seen these new Kttens?" and then stand there in smelly silence having run out of things to say
d) People would laugh and point at me when I walked my dog.

I don't have a puppy.

Dynaman – Did it burn in a building?

I don't have a puppy.

Can we interest you in the Space Marine Mongrel? Only £754.00 GBP

It's in the new codex.

I'd toss the mutt back in.

By the time you house break it, it will be replaced with a new litter and no one will let your "outdated" puppy play with their brand new one.

If you are going to keep targetting individual companies in polls like this I am going to start a "If John the OFM Rescued your puppy from a burning building…..' Poll.

Pat

Would you still consider the company the spawn of the Devil?

I don't consider them this to begin with.

Really? The entire company runs into the burning building to rescue a puppy all at the same time? It would probably look like this: link

What John the greater said – 'cos it's the kind of sarky comment I pride myself on.

What AB said – 'cos I agree with it.

Is it the "regular" puppy or the new "fine" puppy?

Connard Sage is onto something. But his pricing is a little low.

I bought some spray last weekend from GW. It was faulty. They sent me a new one, it arrived Tuesday. They're ok by me at the moment.

I did notice the new LOTR books have gone from 12 quid in WD to 15 quid in the shop though…

I would say "Thank you" and walk on.

If John the OFM rescued my puppy, he wouldn't ask for money, but I might switch to Comcast, 'til his commission hit anyway, and buy him a Lager or three.

Of course, I've got two 50lb beagles, so he might need the beer after that.

Eric

I prefer cats. Who cares if they aren't allowed on a tournament table.

What!! That little Hellhound started the bloody Fire!!

You mean they are still in business? GW I mean, not the puppy.

Elven Safety wins the thread!

Depends. Is it a pre-slotta puppy?

Since I don't find GW to be evil….

LOL.

I think it's a heroic 28mm puppy, but GW won't let you use 1:48 puppies until the new codex comes out.

And for 1508 quid you can have the new power armour puppy with twin laser blasters.

How much for the sharks with frickin' laser beams on their head?

How could a company rescue a puppy from a burning building?

Derek;
Hand over hand, of course.

No sharks, Streitax. Just Sea Bass. But they are ill-tempered Sea Bass.

Eric

Why are they ill-tempered? Did someone use them for the Fish Slapping Dance?

I would say "thank you".
-Kle.

What I said on the FOW poll.

I don't play any of their games – although I have in the past – and find them no more evil than any other medium to large organisation. I'd be curious as to what they were doing in my village mind.

I would refuse to pay the invoice.