"KP" Topic
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flooglestreet | 02 Feb 2012 1:00 p.m. PST |
It's 3:00 in the damn morning and you've left a simulated comfort bunk to go to the mess hall, because you are on KP today. You arrived first so you get your choice of jobs. What do you pick. 1 Officers DRO, You wait on the officers so they don't wait in the chow line. 2 DRO, cleaning tables and anything else the mess sergeant dreams up 3 Side sink, Washing trays, cups and silverware 4 Back Sink, pots and pans 5 I am an officer and a gentleman, you lowlife 6 I joined the hippies to avoid this , man 7 Soldiers working in a kitchen? Not in my military, you old fart. |
mad monkey 1 | 02 Feb 2012 1:08 p.m. PST |
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Space Monkey | 02 Feb 2012 2:26 p.m. PST |
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Dropzonetoe | 02 Feb 2012 3:19 p.m. PST |
7 – Mmmmm, Korean Kimchi stirfry in the main line from the locals. |
darthfozzywig | 02 Feb 2012 3:37 p.m. PST |
8 – Scream "THEY'RE IN THE WIRE!" and start firing at imaginary targets outside the perimeter. By the time the smoke clears, no one will remember that I pulled KP. |
flooglestreet | 02 Feb 2012 3:48 p.m. PST |
darthfozzywig, where were you in my hour of need? |
darthfozzywig | 02 Feb 2012 4:06 p.m. PST |
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Altius | 02 Feb 2012 4:35 p.m. PST |
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Sergeant Paper | 02 Feb 2012 6:07 p.m. PST |
I was out in the dining hall instead, stocking milk and other drinks. |
SECURITY MINISTER CRITTER | 02 Feb 2012 11:48 p.m. PST |
I didn't join the army for one. |
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