"Wargaming Twilight" Topic

On a scale of zero (no interest) to 10 (obsession), how interested would you be in wargaming the Twilight saga?

0.

I would rather hammer my toes flat.

Can I import Blade into the setting?

Blade… Hell yes. I have blade mini for that. Twilight. Hell no.

Honestly…
About a 6. I'd give it a go.
Only if I get to kill off that Jake werewolf 'dude'.

0….even with Blade.

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"Only if I get to kill off that Jake werewolf 'dude'"

Only if I could kill them all. Freakin gaming Blade would be AWESOME. Blade would be the ONLY reason I would put these idiots in a game.

Hhhmm I could play against the wife. She could play the teens and I'll play Blade, Van Hellsing(Hugh Jackman) and Ash.

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0. I'd rather stick my dangly bits in a sausage grinder.

Never having seen it I have such a happy life

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0

The sun has already set on this topic…

I have absolutely no idea what you are talking about.

Unusually, a visit to Wikipedia does very little to relieve me of my ignorance. The Twilight (disambiguation) page gives 31 films, TV series, books and comics that share the title. I am guessing that it isn't Twilight Sparkle, a fictional character in the TV series My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic, and I can't say that on a brief glance any of the other 30 possibilities look more promising.

All these complications mean that my vote will probably have to be an octonion.

All the best,

John.

NO, it might make my wife actually want to play a game once, so that would be a double no.

That vampire guy is just dreamy!

Is there a chart to handle "Teen Angst"?

I assume Boxcars mean you write a Dark Poem and then cry slowly in your parent's basement about the drama of being in love with a vampire.

Oh, and my vote is -74 on the 0-10 chart.

0. First thing I'd do is drive stakes through the hearts of the other players. Then I'd go for pizza.

0.

They mostly come out at night.
Mostly.

Zero, no interest at all.

VR
James Mattes

I'd have to mix it in with the Sunnydale crew… unfortunately Ed has a big leg-up on Spike and Angel (bursting into flame during the daytime constantly really sucks).

Only if it's in a Chicago area mall, after hours, at a pizza joint, and you switch sparklers for LARPers.

Except this time Harry Dresden isn't around.

0 – absolutely no interest whatsoever gaming this – have not even been bothered to watch the series.

Zero. No thanks.

Interest -1

Mild interest in wondering if anyone could come with a "sparkly" skin tone for the vampire figures.

I didn't know that malformed literary creature titled "Twilight" could be gamed! Maybe as part of a campaign for Cthulu, with the characters losing sanity if they read/watch the novels/movies… I wonder what would made them lose more sanity: reading the Necronomicon or the Twilight saga?

Negative 10. That dross passing for literature and wooden acting of the movies is numbing.

I can imagine the game might sound something like this…

"Ok, you order your vampires to charge…but they failed their teen angst roll and stop in place to bemoan the unfairness of it all…"

"Ok, can I try to rally them?"

"No, your vampire leader is trying not to suck his girlfriend dry of blood, so he's laying down while she rubs his scalp understandingly."

Yeah, just can't see interest. I always thought a vampire RPG was an absurd idea -- oh look we're all monsters of the night, so misunderstood -- and this would be like that only with teenage love affairs too.

Nuke this thread from orbit. It is the only way to be sure!

Well the wife and oldest granddaughter did the midnight showing last night. If nothing else I can count on at least two players if I did game it.

My group already does wargame " My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic". It makes for some intense skirmish scenarios. Zero interest in the emo/goth teenie boppers from Twighlight though. Some things are too horiffic to contemplate.

The only redeemed use for the twillight books is if I put a few in a sack and beat Jedward to death with them.

Abso-freakin-lutly zero. Although the characters from the books and movies would be wonderfully satisfying to crush in a game. But then again, I'd rather it was the author.

Playing the characters from the movies? Oh hell no!

Making the characters from the movies the "objective" that the players get to slaughter like a pack of rabid bunnies? You could talk me into that!

Making the characters from the movies the "objective" that the players get to slaughter like a pack of rabid bunnies? You could talk me into that!

I think Fortress even makes the min… oh. LIKE a pack of rabid bunnies, not WITH a pack of rabid bunnies.

0

8

10 if it causes everything Twilight to magically vanish from the face of the earth and nobody remembers it, ever …

0

Would the mechanics include a Sparkle Save versus damage? 'Cuz that's a deal breaker if it isn't there.

Is that the film where a girl has to choose between necrophilia and bestiality?

Good wholesome family entertainment.

"I would rather hammer my toes flat"

Thanks DColtman, I'm now wearing my drink for laughing.

10, if my OGRE gets to move first.

Dear GOd, NO!!!!!!!!!

0

I would rather let DColtman hammer my toes flat.

Seriously…Twilight is one of the worst examples of what the Hollywood machine can vomit forth…just say no to 500yr old sparkle emo guys that cruise the high schools looking to hook up with 16yr old girls.

yikes

10 if I can sprinkle everyone with glitter ^.^

0, zero, nil, zip, zitch, naught