"How should Jar Jar die" Topic

In a blender.

At birth.

Step 1: Preheat oven at 375 F.

Step 2: Remove Jar Jar skin. Wash and drain.

Step 3: Add lemon juice, salt and pepper.

Step 4: Beat eggs in a bowl, add chopped parsley.

Step 5: Soak Jar Jar in the eggs.

Step 6: Crush bread into tiny crumbs.

Step 7: Roll Jar Jar into crumbs.

Step 8: Add oil in a pan. Fry Jar Jar in the oven for 3 to 4 minutes.

Wine suggestion: Riesling, Sancerre, dry white wine
Bon appetit!

Did somebody make Star Wars prequels? Or have I just edited them out of my memory…

Do they have flamethrowers in Star Wars. If they do, one of those fitted with Laser sights should do the trick.

Into a bark shredder, preferably feet first to see the expression on his face.

Kicked to death by an angry mob of Napoleonic wargamers upset by his invasion of their board.
:oP

Pith and vivisect him. Oh lookey – pancreas!

After years of abuse by the Star Wars fan base, Jar Jar finally decides to be the bad boy and stars as the killer in a series of Star Wars slasher movies. He seems to die at the end of every movie but he comes back in every sequel in a murderous rage. There will be 13 Star Wars movies in all under the new format and a "one-off" movie pitting Jar Jar against Wesley Crusher. The thirteenth movie ends with the fans wondering if he REALLY died this time, leaving the door open for even more movies.

I would like to know how this thread ended up in the Napoleonics board…

And I would like a graceful retcon, completely removing the gungans in their entirety from Naboo. You know, like a genocidal campaign by someone back in the KOTOR days.

He's nothing but a low-down, double-dealing, backstabbing, larcenous perverted worm!
Hanging's too good for him. Burning's too good for him!
He should be torn into little bitsy pieces and buried alive!

Heavy Metal -1981

Buy him a set of "25mm" napolonic figures that are actually 32mm in size. He shreaks, swallows his hand and strangles to death.

Meaning absolutely no disrespect to the Jar Jar fans out there, I am casting a vote for slowly, horribly and painfully

" You know, like a genocidal campaign by someone back in the KOTOR days."

Or perhaps a special mission for HK47?

Run him over with a forklift.

Arrange his marriage to Kim Cardassion

First, a section of Guard Artillery blasts him with cannister on top of ball. Next, he is overrun, trampled and sworded by Grenadiers a Cheval. Finally the first company of the Vieux des Vieux shoots him at point blank range, charges in and bayonets him. Cut to an Imperial Guard officer smoking a cigar. He spits to the offside and then mutters "merde" .

That ought to do it.

In the spirit of the board …

Kevin Grognard.

Hand grenade enema

He should die completely and utterly forgotten. Especially by me.

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Impaled by sharp debris in a trash compactor on the Death Star.

C3PO: "No, Artoo, don't shut any of them down!"

Suddenly and without warning!

As the Senator from Naboo, Jar Jar was directly responsible for the rise of the New Order of the Galactic Empire. We should commemorate his place of honor for all time, lest future generations forget.

Stuff in a jar, and put it in another jar so you can't hear him anymore

Flattened under overpriced glossy rulebooks.

Scorpio JAR JAR BINKS was NOT responsible for the rise of the New Order of the Galactic Empire,it was PALPATINE who took advantage of Jar Jar so I don't blame Jar Jar I blame PALPATINE and to a lesser degree Senator Amidala for if she was where she was supposed to be then things might've been different and someone else would get the blame and not poor Jar Jar.

Captain Gideon

Doesn't matter how really. Just make him die quick at the very start of the movie.

Tongue caught in the turbo-lift.

First, a section of Guard Artillery blasts him with cannister on top of ball. Next, he is overrun, trampled and sworded by Grenadiers a Cheval. Finally the first company of the Vieux des Vieux shoots him at point blank range, charges in and bayonets him. Cut to an Imperial Guard officer smoking a cigar. He spits to the offside and then mutters "merde" .

I believe Kevin in Albuquerque has won the thread, gentlemen.

First, a section of Guard Artillery blasts him with cannister on top of ball. Next, he is overrun, trampled and sworded by Grenadiers a Cheval. Finally the first company of the Vieux des Vieux shoots him at point blank range, charges in and bayonets him. Cut to an Imperial Guard officer smoking a cigar. He spits to the offside and then mutters "merde" .

So now we're mixing historical with fantasy well that's a novel idea.

I'm really getting some NEW ways to destroy the Gold Butler from all of this killing Jar Jar nonsense.

Captain Gideon

While trying to capture the flag of the 42nd Highlanders, jar jar is knocked from his odd lizard horse by a claymore weilding captain of Grenadiers. Wounded he crawls back to his lines in time to see his evil sith emperor flee the field. He is looted by a Belgian peasant and offering some resistance has his throat cut. A sad end to the colonel of the glorious Legionne Naboo.

Edwulf you simply underwhelm me as do all of the others it's really amazing how many people want to see Jar Jar die.

But that just goes to show how many crazy people there are in the world.

Captain Gideon

You guys are too funny! Love it.
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James Mattes

PS put him in a blender.

Don't you all have that sinking feeling that Jar Jar would keep coming back from the dead, sort of like Michael Meyers?

The Jar Jar is character is written to be a screw up, Gideon. He would have found a way to screw up the Republic and install a Galactic tyranny if Mother Theresa had been Chancellor.

Force feed Jar Jar three times his weight in bean burritos and let him fart to death.

I think if you cut him in two each part would grow the missing appendages and we would have Jar Jar Jar Jar Binks Binks.

Also find it amusing that Jar Jar has seemingly disturbed Geekdom more than the humorous portrayal of Gimli in Lord of the Rings. Would have thought that was more distressing to more people although in truth I enjoyed both phenoms.

Jar Jar successfully captures the flag of the Old Guard and is shot by Napoleon for treason.

I find Jar Jar annoying perhaps extremely annoying, but annoying only. Not worthy of hate or loathing. Still, if you're looking for innovative ways to off mr. Binks, then let me suggest the following:

– Convince him to go bobbing for acorns in an industrial strength wood chipper.

– Douse him with Rancor pheromones and toss him into the pit with Luke in ROTJ as a decoy.

– Have him pilot the calibration target for the first test firing of the Death Star's Superlaser.

– Convince him to wear a redshirt as a badge of "ambassadorial honor" and have him beam down with Kirk, Spock, and McCoy while they try to stop a raid by Romulans and Klingons on Starbase 321.

…Gabor …an Austrian divisional general in 1796?

But that just goes to show how many crazy people there are in the world.

Captain Giddy demonstrating that hypocrisy yet lives!

I have reconsidered and found out I am wrong.

Let him eat cake, and then guillotine him.

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James Mattes

Don't you all have that sinking feeling that Jar Jar would keep coming back from the dead, sort of like Michael Meyers?

Yes, I have that feeling, too.

I understand that JarJar was supposed to be the comic relief of the first movie, but the way the character was written and voiced just drives me up the wall. When he tries the patience of master jedi, you wonder how he managed to survive without irritating someone so badly that they decided to put a little bleach in the Gungan gene pool.

You know I have that feeling about the Gold Butler that no matter what you do to the droid,the butler will return.

Also Lion in the Stars youssa have a problem with the way Jar Jar Binks speaks,meesa don't think so.

Oh and Maxfactorshadow it's Captain Gideon and NOT Giddy.

Captain Gideon

Oh and Maxfactorshadow it's Captain Gideon and NOT Giddy.

You are either one of the best NARPs I've come across going back to the old newsgroups or… well, we don't want to go down that route do we?

@Old Bear what is a NARP? Napoleonic Army Role Player? National Association of Registered Petsitters? Nuclear Arms Reduction Plan? Non Athletic Regular Person?

Jar Jar Binks should smother to death after being shoved back into the place where Lucas originally pulled him from.

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I agree with the guillotine – at the beginning of the first movie.

He should live a long and happy life and make more movies :)

Arrange his marriage to Kim Cardassion

Or Lando Calrissian?

There are so many good choices that Lucas should make a movie that has scene after scene of Jar Jar suffering all the above suggestions.