"How should Jar Jar die" Topic

Assume Lucasfilms has decided to remake the first 3 Star Wars movies as slasher flicks and you have been hired as one of the screenwriters. Your first assignment is to come up with a death scene for Jar Jar Binks. How would you have him bite the big one?

Shot by Greedo

And, on that (remarkably non-wargaming) note, the Star Wars board is now turned off. I really wish we weren't automatically subscribed to each new board as it comes online.

Cage match with Roger Rabbit.

;-)

He lives to a ripe old age and then chokes on his tongue in his sleep.

After causing the rise of the Empire of course.

Because, you know, that was a REALLY cool part of the story.

You mean….
Darth Jar Jar?

If Lucas remade them, there would be more Jar Jar, not less!

He gets captured by the guys from the show "Swamp People" and turned into dinner and some new boots.

He's a cartoon rabbit so the slasher uses 'The Dip' on him.

With as little talking as possible. Perhaps he should be on Alderaan when it was blown up. Then we would not have to see or hear him again.

Being eaten by Georgie the Hutt!

Quickly.

Slowly

at birth

Horribly.

The biggest mistake? something simple like "Where's JarJar?" "Oh he's dead" and leave it at that

Die?

Heck no!

He should become the eternal Emperor. By far the most entertaining character in the series.

@ Bob in Edmonton;

I did turn it off and yet it is appearing in Nappy's.

Appropriate on quite a few levels really :)

Painfully.

Soon

How should Jar Jar die?

He shouldn't. If these are gonna be remade, it will tick off the fan base anyway. May as well have jar Jar be The Hero and complete the insult.

have aaahhnold go back as a terminator in time (it was a long long time ago --was it not?) and wipe out the seed of all gunguns so as to have them never exist at all.

me so just saying….

What else? A Light ChainSaw Duel.

What did George Lucas do that he should be so hated? Making bad movies is hardly a crime! I know generations of kids who love/hate Star Wars and endlessly obsess over every aspect of these stupid films! It's like they are scarred for life! George Lucas is not going to give you your childhood back! Get over it! Aaaaahhhh!

Just for the record I am a HUGE JAR JAR BINKS fan and I'll defend him to the best of my ability.

That being said flooglestreet I had to comment on this topic which is totally stupid,I mean do you and the others hate JAR JAR that much to see him die?

To me JAR JAR BINKS is the real hero and all of you are real zeros.

Captain Gideon

Go Captain Go! With you 100 percent on this one.

Slowly and painfully, the reason everyone but two hate him is he was only in the movie for the money on a new toy, added nothing to the plot and they kept him around for numbers 2 and 3.

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James Mattes

Barbed wire, gasoline, a blunt rusty hacksaw and a rubber chicken.

Anything out of SAW will do.

Brain transplant with a KFC chicken.

Absorbed by intelligent sham wows.

Mesa say
slow and painful
okie day?

How about a cameo bit roll in a Itchy and Scratchy show?

Off screen, don't give it any more screen time.

I was hoping Anakin would kill him in a fit of rage as part of his journey to the dark side.

He should get one of his stupid feet caught in some machinery and get pulled right through, and then someone should shoot what comes out the other side

Ebola

Nuke him from orbit. Only way to be sure.

Assign him to security on the U.S.S. Enterprise.

In silence.

Very slowly and VERY painfully just like the movies he in.

He gets his ears caught in a helicopter blade.

I had no issue with Jar Jar…
Just another character that is more kid friendly.

Like this

link

Ingloriously shot in the back during some botched attempt at heroics.

Completely unlike General Tarples in the new season of the Clone Wars, who went down fighting Grievous in hand-to-hand combat and left him stunned enough for his men to capture.

Quick question, what has this to do with the Napoleonic period?

eaten by ewacks then they all die of food poisoning

Alone… in the rain. Papa Hemingway would be proud.

Barring that, I'd settle for seeing him trapped in an escape pod with a Xenomorph.

Good one Haywire!

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James Mattes

Slowly, painfully and off screen…..

I'm torn between as fast and as close to the start as possible, or as slow and lingeringly painful as possible.

Suddenly crushed to death under foot of one of the Empire's giant walkers.