"What minor celebs should be fed to the Kraken ?" Topic

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Dances With Words	29 Aug 2011 2:56 p.m. PST
WHY do you all have to keep PICKING on my UNCLE like that? He's NOT your personal 'trash disposal unit' for ANY celebrities…'minor-(aged)' or not! We have a PERFECTLY good 'THING in the BASEMENT' who's actually VOLUNTEERED it's spare time and 'disposal services' (when not emptying it's 'in-box' of generic cookies sales persons or door-to-door solicitors and health department inspectors!) I say, 'let's keep it IN-house'….and support your LOCAL 'THING IN THE BASEMENT!' Throw IT your tired, your worn and huddled masses of 'wanna-bes's and 'almost-were's from (un) reality shows, the media or politics! THE THING in the BASEMENT will chow down on them ALL with EQUALITY, FAIRNESS and in strict order of being jammed down the disposal chute into IT's LUNCHBOX! You CAN'T get much FAIRER than that! Slishfully, Sgt DWW-btod…proud member of the SPCT…(Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to TENTACLES!)
COL Scott0again	29 Aug 2011 2:57 p.m. PST
A few others I might add to the already long Kraken menu. Michael Moore Tom Cruz Jimmy Buffet Warren Buffett Cher Leonardo DiCaprio the Dixie Chicks Larry Flynt Richard Gere Lady Gaga John Mellencamp Tim Robbins George Soros James Taylor I noticed that most of these are entertainment types, then it came to me just feed the Kraken one random star or starlet or singer until most of Hollywood is empty. We might even start to get better movies out of the deal, this could be a win-win.
20thmaine	31 Aug 2011 5:56 a.m. PST
Wow , page 2 and no-one has said John the OFM. until now ! Nah, I'm kidding, I kid, I'm a kidder. Peter Andre and that woman he was married to, the pneumatic one, whatser face, trades under a single name – Jolene, Janis, Jenny, ….JORDAN ! Jordan tops my list. H from Steps. Anyone else from Steps. Matthew Paris. That woman from the moral maze – the Daily mail journalist who seems to have a heart formed from the purest hate. Ann Robinson. Is it a big Kraken ???
Old Bear	31 Aug 2011 6:20 a.m. PST
Norman's list is almost completely spot on. Clarkson can't go in as we need him for prime minister though.
20thmaine	31 Aug 2011 7:22 a.m. PST
Clarkson has to go, and Hammy the hamster hammo Hammond his weasly side kick with him.
Cpt Arexu	31 Aug 2011 12:03 p.m. PST
No way, we need them to balance out the Scottish Speedster… if Captain Slow drove all the cars and did the commentary, well, I shudder to think about it.
John the Greater	31 Aug 2011 12:33 p.m. PST
Nancy Grace, before she comes up with a replacement for "Tot Mom". Did I miss Paris Hilton on someone's list? Tie her to the stake! And her little dog, too.