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flooglestreet18 Jun 2012 6:25 p.m. PST

unbuttoned so I can take a
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Etranger18 Jun 2012 10:34 p.m. PST

leak of toxic waste, contaminating the …

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flooglestreet19 Jun 2012 7:55 a.m. PST

English language with pseudo
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Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP19 Jun 2012 12:58 p.m. PST

humerous crosstalk, all designed to

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flooglestreet19 Jun 2012 7:05 p.m. PST

function in an arctic
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Etranger19 Jun 2012 7:43 p.m. PST

circle the wagons! …

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Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP20 Jun 2012 6:24 a.m. PST

full of newspapers, hawking the latest edition to the
passers-by and

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14Bore20 Jun 2012 2:53 p.m. PST

trying to earn a honest buck or two. But getting no takers
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flooglestreet20 Jun 2012 8:05 p.m. PST

we resorted to occult methods like
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Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP20 Jun 2012 8:35 p.m. PST

or dislike, not open to discussion. Just bear with the
situation until

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Covert Walrus20 Jun 2012 11:55 p.m. PST

we make lunar touchdown, so

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Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP21 Jun 2012 5:50 a.m. PST

long as the latch stays secure, the tiger will be unable
to charge from the cage and maul

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flooglestreet21 Jun 2012 11:04 a.m. PST

hang outs like Sam Goody and the food court are
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Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP21 Jun 2012 1:14 p.m. PST

kneed among you, there are barf bags hanging on the
seat backs – and you WILL use them, or

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flooglestreet21 Jun 2012 6:18 p.m. PST

Marth Stewart will not
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Etranger21 Jun 2012 7:45 p.m. PST

be performing at Le Moulin Rouge tonight, owing to an unexpected …

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Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP22 Jun 2012 4:04 a.m. PST

surge of electricity. Dozens of devices suffered damage,
which is expected to total

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flooglestreet22 Jun 2012 11:10 a.m. PST

cereal contains all of your minimum daily requirements of everything in addition to causing regular
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Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP22 Jun 2012 1:15 p.m. PST

has been taking huge doses of a variety of lubricants,
fiber, accelerants and other nostrums designed to hustle
things along

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Etranger22 Jun 2012 3:26 p.m. PST

the autobahn. Originally designed as a …


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Covert Walrus22 Jun 2012 6:40 p.m. PST

large, oval sort of hole in the regolith"

"Think it's artificial, Doc?"

"I'd need to -"

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flooglestreet22 Jun 2012 6:41 p.m. PST

dance floor for very long conga lines. Band leaders like Desi Arnez
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Covert Walrus23 Jun 2012 7:31 p.m. PST

found in the Main street last night, was able to satisfactorily explain his intoxication, but could not explain his nudity to -

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flooglestreet23 Jun 2012 7:59 p.m. PST

because, you see, there are…things…yes things, that man is not meant to
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Etranger24 Jun 2012 3:09 a.m. PST

eat. But somehow he manages, with a world record beating best of 243 in a hour….

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Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP24 Jun 2012 8:03 a.m. PST

-glass figure, although most of the sand had shifted

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flooglestreet24 Jun 2012 8:57 a.m. PST

gears and hurtled from the garage directly into
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Etranger25 Jun 2012 4:26 a.m. PST

the black hole, devouring everything in its path …..

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Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP25 Jun 2012 3:36 p.m. PST

of least resistance. However, there are exceptions to
the normal

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flooglestreet25 Jun 2012 7:17 p.m. PST

run of psychotic gerbils, one being
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Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP26 Jun 2012 4:06 p.m. PST

of Campbell's Cream of Octopus – uh, Cream of Spam – er,
Cream of Aardvaark – Harry, who typed the script for this

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Etranger26 Jun 2012 7:56 p.m. PST

"Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!" came the ominous reply …

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flooglestreet26 Jun 2012 8:03 p.m. PST

from the neighborhood welcome wagon. Selecting a coupon for introductory membership in
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Etranger27 Jun 2012 5:00 p.m. PST

…. coated with ichor from the belly of a demonic being…"

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flooglestreet27 Jun 2012 6:13 p.m. PST

Morticia Addams sighed as she sliced and diced
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Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP27 Jun 2012 7:44 p.m. PST

to see who got 'firsties' and who got 'seconds'.

The hooker sat quietly while the cubes danced down

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flooglestreet28 Jun 2012 12:28 p.m. PST

around the mountain when it comes
it'll emit eerie wailing
while it's pseudopods are flailing
it'll
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Etranger28 Jun 2012 4:54 p.m. PST

.. be coming around the Mountains of Madness when it comes,
we'll be singing Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn when it comes…

flooglestreet28 Jun 2012 9:32 p.m. PST

is a punchline in a knock knock joke because
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Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP29 Jun 2012 1:43 p.m. PST

of the way it fits – or it has a fit – or fits right in,
maybe. We're really unsure about it in any case, so

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Covert Walrus30 Jun 2012 1:57 a.m. PST

alien-looking – Like coral polyps, or something from under a microscope!"

"They can't be intelligent – You'd never see one of those things at Eaton!"

" Well put, Doc, though they'd fit in at a Comprehensive -"

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flooglestreet30 Jun 2012 7:13 a.m. PST

review of trilobite look alike
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Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP30 Jun 2012 8:17 a.m. PST

as two pees in a commode bowl – and nearly as

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Etranger30 Jun 2012 4:46 p.m. PST

…. scrummulicious! Try the great new taste sensation today at …

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Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP01 Jul 2012 8:40 a.m. PST

your feet or at your throat – there's no middle ground
when dealing

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flooglestreet01 Jul 2012 4:44 p.m. PST

shuffling, or playing "Go Fish" you have to
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Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP01 Jul 2012 8:16 p.m. PST

wonder where the yellow went when you

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Etranger01 Jul 2012 11:12 p.m. PST

as a child, wrote out your name in the snow ….

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Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP02 Jul 2012 6:06 a.m. PST

covered peaks of the Tetons, a French word meaning

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Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP02 Jul 2012 2:05 p.m. PST

that there is any integrity left in any organization
which uses

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