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but not Pluto – who would ever wish to visit a dog,
especially the pet of

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…massively swollen scent glands, filled with pungent musk.
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…DANCE, thats right fat people dance those unwanted pounds off your flabby @$$. For forty minutes a day you can get rid of that unattractive weight around your midsection and thighs, listening to your favorite party classics, like, <CLICK>…

it or not, there's Jello for dessert; not pie, nor ice
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…to the base of the shaft. When you apply suction, the seed should begin to pump."
"And thanks to Marty, from John Deere, for that advice on how to clear a clogged seed dispenser. Later on Farming Focus we'll be talking to Pat Donaghue from State Farmer's Mutual about the importance of crop insurance.
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Cock! Farmer John's Poultry Farm boasts many unusual exhibits including a champion ….

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-ship, not that that's important in the grand scheme of
life. It only means extra income in the form of
endorsements, book deals, film deals, TV appearances,
extended and highly lucrative contracts – nothing, really,
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…demeaning as slipping your hand into a beaver.
But after spectacular public breakdowns, abusive threatening phonecalls to his estranged partner, alchohol abuse and anti-semitic rants, Mel's antics had alienated him from most of the movie industry, and Jodie Foster's beaver was the only thing he could <click>

fit into, given the amount of stretching and wear on it. After all, it had been given a severe tongue-lashing, and prior to that, it had taken a real licking from an encounter with the rug…
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Man in a carnival sideshow – another failure. There
followed a series of ever more humiliating and denigrating
jobs: beaver washing at a local house of ill-repute (which
doubled as a zoo); slicing nut cutlets at a health farm
(which doubled as a pet neutering center); nerve tonic
dispenser at the explosives factory (which doubled as a
pharmacy for the addicted).

He finally hit rock-bottom when he took a job as tacks
collector at the local hobby and craft store, in tne
bird-house assembly division. There were no growth
opportunities, since the idea was to glue together the
pieces, rather than using the

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…power of the dark side"
"See, that's where it loses me. There's just too much backstory… turns out everybody is related to everybody else.
It's supposed to be this big intergalactic epic, but it transpires everything boils down to two or three people and more interbreeding than 'Deliverance'. Half those guys in Mos Eisley Cantina weren't even aliens… they were just <click>

the sick hallucinations of a febrile mind, racked by torment and….

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of Honey", the classic from Herb Alpert and the
Tiajuana Brass.'

'Next up on WSUX's Oldie Goldie show (and we don't mean
Hawn, yuk yuk yuk), is another classic, Aker Bilk's
"Wonderland By Night", another instrumental with

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…the taint of religious fundamentalism."
"Well, instead of labelling it as 'fundamentalism', how about you actually answer the question?"
"What… that humans and dinosaurs co-existed in biblical times?"
"It's a valid viewpoint and it deserves a response."
"Yo'momma co-existed with dinosaurs."
"Wha…? Oh for goodness' sake."
"Yeah. Yo'momma luuurved the diplodocus."
"I'm not getting involved with this. I came on this show in good faith…"
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… each and every pack of delicious new Golden Frosty Sugar coated Wheat Flakes! That's right, as a special introductory offer we're including …

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the lowest stratum of human beings, the dregs as it were

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…and that's basically the audience we made the album for."
"Right… and what do you say to those who say stadium rock is over?"
"Stadium rock? Wait, you… you think people see us as stadium rock?"
"You do play a lot of stadiums…"
"In, like, an ironic way, though… I mean, we're indie, right? Don't you think people see us as indie?"
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'Box ! Box, Evans, you nincompoop ! How often

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…have we sat here in the studio and thought; "We could be doing absolutely anything – but as long as the records keep playing, nobody would be any the wiser."
"Yeah, see, this kind of thing? this is why Walter won't do the midnight show with you any more."
"Walter is closed to new experiences. It's emotionally unhealthy."
"By 'new experiences' you mean you doing the 'Midnight Express' thing up against the glass in the sound booth?"
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a well worn T-34 that had seen much action in the form of…

several therapy sessions with the infamous Fi-Fi L'Amour, self styled 'Sex Therapist to the Stars', whose 'kiss and tell' memoir of life in Hollywood ruined the reputations of ….

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those who were there, not the rest. Only the survivors
of such a traumatic experience can

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…reach their elongated tongues deep into termite's nests, scooping up the juicy, maggot-like larvae by the dozen.
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immolate themselves on the funeral pyres of their husbands, because
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…it's actually cheaper to get rid of them, and just buy a new one.
They're not expensive to replace, you can pick up a new one pretty much anywhere, and you don't want your old one taking up space in your kitchen if it isn't working.
For one thing, if you haven't been using it lately, it may well be leaking.
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the bowl of the pipe, meanwhile ensuring that the
tobacco is loose, moist and ready to be admitted to
the bowl of the pipe.

Once loaded, the flame needs to be introduced to the
tobacco gently and evenly, making sure that

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…whenever the phone rings. And when you do – we'll match it!
Everything you give will go directly to drought-affected areas, where it will be used to feed those in need.

This year, we're aiming to fill an entire C-130 full – so don't hold back!
Imagine their faces when the cargo bay opens and your generosity pours out!

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the deepest portion of the cow's lower intestine
(remembering to wear the rubber gloves), insert the
worming capsule and remove your arm, stepping quickly
aside since

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…. could develop the Hydrogen bomb first. Dr Edward Teller, "father" of the American H-bomb and widely thought to be the inspiration for …

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…in the year's hottest erotic thriller.

"Five stars" says 'Variety'… "Really pushes the boundaries" says 'Rolling Stone'… "I needed tissues, and I wasn't even crying", says 'The Fulton County Advertiser'.

Discover how far passion can take you when there are no rules – no limits – and no <click>

…safety locks….

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or tresses, tresses or locks, Watson ?'

'Dammitall, Holmes, why does it make any difference ?
It's lady's hair, isn't it, or am I

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…wing extremism is causing in the workplace. Gerard Lefleur is the author of controversial new business guide, "Lead like Hitler".
Lefleur spoke out in defence of his book, saying: "There are many valuable lessons we can learn from the Fuhrer which are directly applicable to the US corporate marketplace… motivational speaking, power-dressing, event management, and not starting a land war in asia, for example."
Veteran's Organizations have reacted angrily to the book. Staff Sergeant Carl Willis of the Omaha Beach Veteran's Association said: "Nothing would give me greater satisfaction than to take Mr. Lefleur's book and <click>

…… place a satellite in orbit for peaceful research purposes, and has vowed to mercilessly punish any nation that interferes. The rocket's flight path will take it….

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is obvious, Senator, that the 20 gallons of vegetable
oil was destined for use with the sounder of swine, is
it not ? And the destruction of the children's wading
pool was incidental to your, uhm, 'activities,' was it
not ?

Finally, regarding the evidence presented to this
committee with respect to your very long-term involvement
with Twyla and her Twirlers, down at the

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…old Bull an' Bush, tra-lalalalah. Knees up Mother Brown, that was another one.
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"And what was that like?"

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and aft !' shouted the Captain.

Silence, as of a tomb, immediately descended over the
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cast of the alleged cryptids footprint. Deputy sheriff Waldo Beasly was silent as well when asked
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…whether hemlines would be up or down this season.
Elsewhere in fashion, Versace's Milan show recieved rave reviews, featuring a modern take on tailored classics using bold print fabrics.
Hollywood A-lister Nicole Kidman appeared at the show's opening, wearing a ruffled <click>

feathers, Your Honor, and nothing more!'

'I understand the feathers,' replied the judge, 'but
it's the tar

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tar that I an interested in.

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lava had run in a peculiar pattern, giving the volcano a macabre skull-like appearance. It was an extinct volcano but the allies were fooled by the wisps of smoke which the Kaisers Zepplintruppen contrived.

G-8, Bull Martin and Nippy Weston were…

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creatures! Wolf-men! Lycanthropes! Shape-shifters of every conceivable type…
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-setter what done it, Inspector ! See, there's inkstains
all over the corpse !'

'Evans – you blithering idiot ! Those are tattoos,
not

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…bad for a trained macaque with a leaky ballpoint."
Little Coco's doodles were auctioned at Sotheby's, as 'Abstract Imagist ink sketches in the Gottlied/Motherwell style', and sold for a combined total of fifteen thousand pounds.
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…" possibly the greatest menace ever faced by mankind." he said today from his estate in Scotland.

Turning to entertainment news, a music icon's career takes a surprising new twist as …..

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far as we can tell, the aardvarks were incidental – the
koala bear and the penguins were the real

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