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We interrupt this program to bring you this news bulletin:

James Arness, star of science fiction films such as "THEM" and "The Thing", has died. Memorial services will be held at…
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first sight…I don't care if he is dead or alive, just get him…(click)

to the church, drunk or sober don' make no never-mind.
The preacher'll

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will still marry us off anyway darling' sure as I'm standing here. Now don't you be so dang smart, or my daddy will be putttin' a whippin' on your butt. No he won't because we will be halfway to the border of (click)

he painting you can see where the artist has created a hidden message with the paradoxical images…clearly in this cryptic language you can see that the artist has said that the financial wing of the vat…(click)

rolled away. Freed from the weighted trap of the lid, a huge, dark, steaming, reeking, misshapen THING arose slowly, stretching up and up until it filled the …..

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room to swing a cat ! The cat, objecting violently,
arched its back, spit, displayed claws and teeth, but
all to no avail

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Frantically I fired the blunderbuss at the heaving, amorphous mass, but it only served to make the thing ….

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was an early Science-Fiction film which, in today's
environment, would be graded as a 'B' film, both for
production technique and for the 'quality' of the
script.

That said, it was ground-breaking

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through the ceiling into the room above, it seemed to grow even …

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ingly browning the crust to a fine golden color…remove the pie from the oven, coat the crust with an egg wash, then sprinkle with a blend of cinnamon and sugar, return to oven and bake for another five minutes…(click)

…you will save tons of money with just one phone call. Listen to what our satisfied customers have to say…

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-a-way this week-end at MadMike's Lot, used cars for
U ! or YOU ! COME ON DOWN

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….town
When you've got worries,
All the noise and the hurry
Seems to help, I know, downtown

Just listen to the music of the traffic in the city
Linger on the sidewalk where the neon signs are pretty
How can you lose?
….

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twenty pounds of ugly fat ? Exercise, calorie-counting
and those other exhortations of the nutrient-wise have
failed you, so

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…you might want to consider investing in avacado futures. Although they are susceptible to local weather conditions, this season's outlook is ripe with opportunity.

HA! An avacado joke. Sorry about that.

To diversify your portfolio even further, you might consider…

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up and try yer luck ! One THIN dollar bill gets you
THREE balls to put through the hoop ! Look at the
GREAT prizes YOU can win for yer GIRL !

Step up ! Step up and

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hold it…yeah baby yeah…work it work it…the camera loves you baby…yeah…you are one sexy bit…(click)

'o fluff, twitching it enticeingly in front of the cat's
nose – hey, presto ! a faceful of claw, IF you're not
quick to dodge

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…Caravan with less than fifty…

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calibre bullet holes in it. Well, did they make a mess out of the ……

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oh where has my little dog gone, where oh where can he
be ?

Wong Foo's Chop House, just down Pig Alley at the
intersection with the street of the Smiling Serpent !

So come on down and

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….. go
Downtown, things'll be great when you're
Downtown, don't wait a minute more,
Downtown, everything's waiting for you

Downtown (downtown) downtown (downtown)
Downtown (downtown) downtown (downtown)
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(fades in) …mission – say again your last'

'Aircraft flash – I have a formation, 6 multi-propjet,
Bears, bearing from my post 075, altitude 30,
speed 325, course 255 no delay this is Quebec Kilo 55
Green'

'QK55Green, please confirm

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-ation, quinceañera, graduation, and first communion. We have all the party supplies you need for your young adult's special celebration.

For those extra-special, neighborhood block parties, be sure to rent…

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single time I order eggs you bring me spam
(customer frowns as a chorus of vikings sing…)
Lovely spam, wonderful spa-a-m,
Lovely spam, wonderful Spam Spam,
Spa-a-a-a-a-a-a-am,
Spa-a-a-a-a-a-a-am,
SPA-A-A-A-A-A-A-AM,
SPA-A-A-A-A-A-A-AM,
LOVELY SPAM, LOVELY SPAM,
LOVELY SPAM, LOVELY SPAM,
LOVELY SPA-A-A-A-AM…
SPA-AM, SPA-AM, SPA-AM, SPA-A-A-AM…(click)

SPAM (TM) is made by the Hormel Food Corporation in Austin Minnesota . Sometimes known as mystery meat……

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and greet and pot luck dinner at the Loyal Order of Water Buffaloes Lodge No. 26, Fred Flintstone will be presenting the Stone Wheel to out honored guest…(click)

-s shall please refrain from coloring on the walls with
crayons – the hotel has provided watercolors for that
purpose in the (vain, almost certainly) hope that some
of you lot will prove latent Dalis.

As for urinating in the potted plants in the lobby -
that's right out. The potted plants on the grounds,
however, are fair game

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…birds are returning to the area after the last year's devistating forest fire. The local hunting lodges are looking forward to opening their doors and adding a spark to the local economy from not only the fire…

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…at any valid target. And keep firing until they run out of ammo. Then tell the gun captains to throw rocks at the…

time is now ! We got to get their attention and the
time is NOW ! We got to force change, and the TIME IS
NOW ! We got to right the wrongs

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Chinese Grand Panda Buffet where you have more choices, more choices, more choices…(click)

Freedom of choice
Is what you got
Freedom of choice
……

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is a USDA grade above 'Prime,' and generally means
a piece of meat

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and until I'm done with you Private, that's all you'll be. But if, and I do mean if you graduate from this basic training course then you might be worth something. But right now you're just a piece of (click)

…the open sea
Nobody ever said that life was free
Sank, swam, go down with the ship
But use your freedom of choice

I'll say it again in the land of the free
Use your freedom of choice
Your freedom of choice

In ancient Rome
There was a poem
About a dog
Who found two bones
He picked at one
He licked the other
He went in circles
He dropped dead

Freedom of choice
Is what you got
Freedom of choice!
is what you want!

Then if you got it you don't want it
Seems to be the rule of thumb
Don't be tricked by what you see
You got two ways to go

I'll say it again in the land of the free
Use your freedom of choice
Freedom of choice

Freedom of choice
Is what you got
Freedom of choice!

In ancient Rome
There was a poem
About a dog
Who found two bones
He picked at one
He licked the other
He went in circles
He dropped dead

Freedom of choice
Is what you got
Freedom from choice
Is what you want…(click)

mind, peace of spirit, peace of soul.
Be at peace, one and all. It is my wish that Heaven would bestow peace on you-- yes, peace on all of you…

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…… apes wanna live forever?

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home for this poor sick puppy. The dog is offered with
shots, a years free vet care and a complete

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all-out Zagon attack. Our ionization layer must be maintained until our relocation is effected.

Relocation? To where?

To your Earth.

A peaceful relocation. We hope to live in harmony with the citizens of your Earth.

In harmony!

Our knowledge and weapons would make us your superiors, naturally.

Then why haven't your "superior" brains solved the problem of synthesizing uranium?

It is indeed typical that you Earth people refuse to believe in the superiority of any world but your own. Children looking into a magnifying glass, imagining the image you see is the image of your true size.

Our true size is the size of our…(click)

had he found himself in the woods without any recollection of how he got there or about the night before…always somewhere unfamiliar and always naked…covered in blood and gore…(click)

actually won the election, but it was handed to his opponent by the Supreme….
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Dalek. Exterminate! Exterminate! he grated metallically……

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and groaned, yes fired for doing our job.

We made trees and shrubs. We helped make all this.

Whew! That's not bad.

Yeah. But did we get a thimble full of credit for it? No! All we got was the sack. Just for creating the Pink Bunkadoo.

Pink Bunkadoo?

Yeah. Beautiful trees that was. Og designed it. 600 feet high, bright red, and smelled terrible…(click)

Swift Sword, which wasn't the worst book written on the
subject, but as part of a trilogy, was the worst part
of the trilogy.

In furtherance

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"… of clothing was already bloodstained, tattered and torn when you found the victim?"

"Yessir, it was…." mumbled the man listlessly.

"Please speak up so His Honour can….

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of worms, Senator."

"If by 'can of worms' you mean that the industry would
then be required to be responsible to consumers for
shoddy work, poor quality materials and outright lies
in marketing, then

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Get yourself to our resort on the banks of the Lake of the Ozarks. Relax you troubles away with a bit of fishing or hanging out by either our indoor or outdoor pool and finish your day with fine dining at our on-site, award winning restaurant.

Need a little more excitement to relax. Try your hand at parasailing, jumping the wave on a jet ski, or… <click>

not, your Honor.'

'Am I to understand that Counsel wishes to introduce the
ENTIRE LAKE into

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