| thosmoss | 19 Jan 2011 10:25 a.m. PST |
… love Pina Colatas. Gettin' caught in the rain. If you're not into (click) |
aecurtis  | 19 Jan 2011 10:37 a.m. PST |
…and I-ee-eye-ee-iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii will always love yooooooooooooooooooooo… (click) |
 Parzival  | 19 Jan 2011 10:39 a.m. PST |
… you, Janet."
"But Damian— last night you said you loved me! That you'd do anything for me!"
"That was before."
"Before what? Oh, Damian, tell me what's wrong!"
"Before I found out about you and…" (click). |
| PygmaelionAgain | 19 Jan 2011 10:44 a.m. PST |
as news comes in concerning the rupture of tank #7 at the mayonnaise and salad dressing factory. We now go to our on scene reporter, Ada D'Olting on site… Ada? (click…) |
| Tachikoma | 19 Jan 2011 10:52 a.m. PST |
…. Oh, no; there goes Tokyo. Go, go Godzilla! (click) |
| Parzival | 19 Jan 2011 10:57 a.m. PST |
… monster storm brewing, unlike anything we've ever … (click) |
| The Shadow | 19 Jan 2011 11:00 a.m. PST |
…seen this side of the Rio Grande. I figure them Apache fellers are gonna… |
| mbourgeois | 19 Jan 2011 11:05 a.m. PST |
mileage. Because when you fill up with Premium Grade Gas… you're not just buying (click) |
| Streitax | 19 Jan 2011 11:08 a.m. PST |
a wife, a lover, a companion for (click) |
| Tachikoma | 19 Jan 2011 11:26 a.m. PST |
…every member of the family. Now possum-free! (click) |
| Steve Hazuka | 19 Jan 2011 11:27 a.m. PST |
as always 90 days same as cash! Thats right trade in your old used (click) |
| The Shadow | 19 Jan 2011 11:33 a.m. PST |
Click … foraging for grubs and ants. But this ominovorous beast is willing to eat… Click |
| Roderick Robertson | 19 Jan 2011 11:39 a.m. PST |
…a nine hundred pound man who was unable to get out of bed was airlifted to… {click} |
| Jovian1 | 19 Jan 2011 11:45 a.m. PST |
Cialis, ask your doctor if it is right for you… (click) |
| J Womack 94 | 19 Jan 2011 12:04 p.m. PST |
…on the roof! Don't jump! It's just not… (click) …unusual to be loved by anyone/ it's not unusual to be… (click) |
| Tachikoma | 19 Jan 2011 12:10 p.m. PST |
…constipated. Symptoms may last up to three weeks, or until (…click) |
| The Shadow | 19 Jan 2011 12:11 p.m. PST |
click …a 97 pound weakling. Take the Charles Atlas course and you'll be the one kicking sand in the face of those… click |
| Scorpio | 19 Jan 2011 12:24 p.m. PST |
…who would THREATEN our VERY WAY of LIFE! *They* aren't like you and me! *They* are trying to TAMPER with our WATER SUPPLIES and EVEN dare to
[click] |
| Parzival | 19 Jan 2011 12:28 p.m. PST |
… release fanged monkeys in your garden? Well, that's a very interesting tale, Joanna of South Gatewall. Saw them when you were pulling some 'weeds', did you?
Snorts and chuckles.
So, who do we have next on the phones, Charley? (click) |
| ashill2 | 19 Jan 2011 12:43 p.m. PST |
Hello, my name is Ed and I'm a (click) |
| Cyclops | 19 Jan 2011 1:40 p.m. PST |
Shop smart, shop S-Mart! (click) |
| J Womack 94 | 19 Jan 2011 2:08 p.m. PST |
…in disaster? Then try Perfect Party Kits! From now on, all of your parties will be… (click!) |
| The G Dog | 19 Jan 2011 2:15 p.m. PST |
…EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. This has been a test of the emergency broadcast system. In the event of an actual emergency, you would be advised…(lick) |
| Feet up now | 19 Jan 2011 2:34 p.m. PST |
..to add a little more flour and mix until you…. |
| The Shadow | 19 Jan 2011 2:40 p.m. PST |
click …find a way through this howling snowstorm. But we'll keep pushing on…right Yukon King? "woof woof" We have to reach the miners with the vaccine before the… click |
| Tachikoma | 19 Jan 2011 2:41 p.m. PST |
… vote on the deficit spending bill. Congressional leaders are expected to (click) |
| richarDISNEY | 19 Jan 2011 3:12 p.m. PST |
…buy Ovaltine now! Each package comes with
CLICK
 |
| Parzival | 19 Jan 2011 3:32 p.m. PST |
… green lightning. Right. Ooo, spooky. Yes folks, according to Jim from Lower Epswich, we're being… (click) |
| thosmoss | 19 Jan 2011 4:17 p.m. PST |
… like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in
(click) |
| thosmoss | 19 Jan 2011 4:17 p.m. PST |
the rain.
I'm not much into health food, I am into
(click) |
| thosmoss | 19 Jan 2011 4:18 p.m. PST |
champagne.
I've got to meet you by tomorrow noon, and cut through all
(click) |
| thosmoss | 19 Jan 2011 4:18 p.m. PST |
this red tape.
At a bar called O'Malley's, where we'll plan our escape.
(click)
Good Lord, anyone got a CD we can listen to?
|
| John the OFM | 19 Jan 2011 7:00 p.m. PST |
Pinhead or Patriot?
We report, you… |
| J Womack 94 | 19 Jan 2011 8:32 p.m. PST |
brands just don't stack up to the cleaning power of… (click) |
| 28mmMan | 19 Jan 2011 8:45 p.m. PST |
…religion, that measure and practice of faith that carries you and your family through the best of times and…(click) |
| richarDISNEY | 19 Jan 2011 9:23 p.m. PST |
…and then you would never guess what she did! She…
CLICK
|
| The Shadow | 19 Jan 2011 9:33 p.m. PST |
Click …blew it out of the shaft! We'll never get the gold out now! mmmm…Kemosabe…him right. Not so fast Tonto. I know a way to… click |
| Syrinx0 | 19 Jan 2011 9:34 p.m. PST |
… enter a new scientific phase of research with the launch of the Curiosity rover, in hopes of discovering whether life ever existed… click |
| 28mmMan | 19 Jan 2011 9:51 p.m. PST |
on Mars, but when the data was retrieved all that be concluded is that…click |
| John the OFM | 19 Jan 2011 9:52 p.m. PST |
Down in the Boondocks.
Down in the Boondocks!
|
| John the OFM | 19 Jan 2011 9:57 p.m. PST |
<click> …where Geraldo Rivera has gone to interview Shaikh Hakim al Newyorki, leader of the …>click< |
| Steve Hazuka | 19 Jan 2011 10:21 p.m. PST |
Detroit Pistons having lost another one are now facing (click) |
| Steve Hazuka | 19 Jan 2011 10:51 p.m. PST |
at 1 800 HOT CHAT where the hottest singles are standing by to chat with you for only (click) |
| Parzival | 19 Jan 2011 10:56 p.m. PST |
… now reporting from South Gatewall, where a local woman's body has been found, savagely mauled in her own garden. Police have no clues as to… (click) |
| VicCina | 19 Jan 2011 11:01 p.m. PST |
Does Cindy sleep around as much as every thinks. Does Manfred really need those.. (Click) |
| Steve Hazuka | 19 Jan 2011 11:07 p.m. PST |
shiny silver Christmas bulbs dangling from his branch. The tree stood proud and thought…(click) |
| Steve Hazuka | 19 Jan 2011 11:51 p.m. PST |
pants. That's right lose 3 dresses sizes or 8 inches off your pant size by using this simple diet supplement called (click) |
| The Shadow | 20 Jan 2011 12:39 a.m. PST |
click …Ex Lax. The trusted old friend. So when it comes to… click |
| NWMike | 20 Jan 2011 2:38 a.m. PST |
…announced his campaign for Governor of…(click) |
| Covert Walrus | 20 Jan 2011 3:27 a.m. PST |
the reciprocating steam engine. Perfected by James watt, this was in fact a device in regular use since the cooling jacket was developed by (click) |
