BiPolar Bear | 21 Dec 2010 4:22 a.m. PST |
We think there should be a poll on TMP's iconic member, the OFM. It could go something like this: Choose the statement that best describes your relationship with the OFM: 1. We go way back. When we met I was losing my milk teeth and he was on his fifth hip. 2.I agree with everything John says. He knows where I live. 3.The OFM is a fountain of wisdom. Unfortunately there's water restictions here. 4.We have a lot in common. I admire George Washington. The OFM knew him. OK add a few.
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Top Gun Ace | 21 Dec 2010 4:31 a.m. PST |
John is really Bill, The Editor. |
Uesugi Kenshin | 21 Dec 2010 4:32 a.m. PST |
Not enough crack s. |
Flat Beer and Cold Pizza | 21 Dec 2010 4:37 a.m. PST |
We both enjoy tea. Here's John havin' a cuppa: picture |
7th Va Cavalry | 21 Dec 2010 4:56 a.m. PST |
Like me, he has excellent taste in pointing out attractive women, just bad taste in selecting mates! |
Warbeads | 21 Dec 2010 5:16 a.m. PST |
I can't see what he writes. Gracias, Glenn |
MajorB | 21 Dec 2010 5:27 a.m. PST |
Needs more boobies. How could you miss that one?! |
Mooseworks8 | 21 Dec 2010 6:34 a.m. PST |
The intellectual giant of TMP. The sage wizard of TMP. |
vojvoda | 21 Dec 2010 6:42 a.m. PST |
John and I have a love hate relationship. It all started one cold and windy night
. NOT me ofcourse but I have heard that story many times. VR James Mattes |
SECURITY MINISTER CRITTER | 21 Dec 2010 7:17 a.m. PST |
We both hate Smurfs. Oh wait that's somebody else
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Tgerritsen | 21 Dec 2010 7:48 a.m. PST |
I'm firmly convinced that he is either an ingenious automated text generator or that he has no life outside this forum due to the frequency of his posts. My money's on the former. |
Dances With Words | 21 Dec 2010 7:58 a.m. PST |
He's John the OFM
..what MORE do you REALLY need to say about it!? Slishfully, Sgt DWW-btod |
richarDISNEY | 21 Dec 2010 8:15 a.m. PST |
How about "I'd like him more if he would stop with the Empire Board" thang
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average joe | 21 Dec 2010 8:43 a.m. PST |
How about the fact that Cacique Caribe absolutely loves the man because he is one of the few eye-witnesses to CC's favorite time period? Face it, in the little show that is TMP, John the OFM is one half of the pair that always sits in the balcony and lampoons the ridiculousness
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galvinm | 21 Dec 2010 8:45 a.m. PST |
He's John the Old Fat Man. or
John, the Old Farting Man. or
John, the Old Family Man. or
John, the Old F*%$#@ing Man or
.. Well, you know what I mean. We all love him anyway. |
Steve Hazuka | 21 Dec 2010 9:33 a.m. PST |
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John the OFM | 21 Dec 2010 12:51 p.m. PST |
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Space Monkey | 21 Dec 2010 3:59 p.m. PST |
I enjoy his punditry despite his campaign against Citizen Kane. |
John the OFM | 21 Dec 2010 6:29 p.m. PST |
Citizen Kane had hairy man-boobs too. |
Steve Hazuka | 23 Dec 2010 12:10 a.m. PST |
Well thanks for not describing the OFM Poll then. |
archstanton73 | 12 Jan 2011 11:49 p.m. PST |
yes I think John MUST be the Editor in Non Editor mode!! |