SJDonovan | 18 Nov 2010 12:40 p.m. PST |
Same question as Pachinko Parlor Royale posed but with subtly different punctuation. a. Yes. If I'm honest it's no more than I deserve. b. Everyone else seems to think so but I tend to disagree. c. Shrug d. There's a bunch of contributors to TMP that Satan should come for before he even thinks about coming for me. e. No. I'm bound for the Elysian Fields where my lead mountain will be painted scantily-clad nymphs; all rule disputes will be settled in my favour and everyone who disagrees with my TMP posts will be permanently Dawghoused. |
Dennis | 18 Nov 2010 12:46 p.m. PST |
No worries as I own it; my ex-wife gave it to me years ago. |
aecurtis | 18 Nov 2010 12:55 p.m. PST |
If it happens, it happens. I've done what I can to qualify for a management position. Allen |
Flat Beer and Cold Pizza | 18 Nov 2010 12:57 p.m. PST |
Dennis for the win! |
RavenscraftCybernetics | 18 Nov 2010 1:18 p.m. PST |
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Sven Lugar | 18 Nov 2010 1:25 p.m. PST |
I'm too mean & Scary for Hell, too ugly for Heaven, so I'm taking out a nice patch of farmland in the Folkvangr so I can enjoy the evening fun at Valhalla & Sessrumnir. |
The Monstrous Jake | 18 Nov 2010 1:27 p.m. PST |
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richarDISNEY | 18 Nov 2010 2:07 p.m. PST |
I'm already there
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LHMGKodiak | 18 Nov 2010 2:10 p.m. PST |
Yep I deserve it but no I am not going by Gods Grace alone. |
vtsaogames | 18 Nov 2010 2:17 p.m. PST |
Won't know anybody in the other place. |
Warbeads | 18 Nov 2010 2:28 p.m. PST |
Ditto LHMGKodiak. Gracias, Glenn |
Steve Hazuka | 18 Nov 2010 2:33 p.m. PST |
I got a license to open an ice water stand. All those melting snowballs have paid off. |
McKinstry | 18 Nov 2010 2:55 p.m. PST |
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John the OFM | 18 Nov 2010 4:13 p.m. PST |
Purgatory for me. I have never done anything really bad, but nothing really good either. It's all those impure thoughts that will trip me up. |
Toaster | 18 Nov 2010 4:26 p.m. PST |
My entry to Heaven has already been paid for. The offer is open to all who wish to sign up. Robert |
Toaster | 18 Nov 2010 4:32 p.m. PST |
Heaven is where; The police are British The mechanics are German The Chefs are Italian The lovers are French and its all organised by the Swiss. Hell is where; The police are German The mechanics are French The chefs are British The lovers are Swiss and its all organised by the Italians. You have been warned. |
The Monstrous Jake | 18 Nov 2010 4:49 p.m. PST |
I've been to both places. Oddly, both are filled with people who were absolutely convinced they were going to go to the other place. |
Knight Templar | 18 Nov 2010 7:38 p.m. PST |
"e." is hell. The place forever where you always get your own way forever. I plan to live forever so the question is nonsensical. |
StarfuryXL5 | 18 Nov 2010 7:40 p.m. PST |
f. Needs more boobies. Oh
I guess that means it's Purgatory for me. too. |
StarfuryXL5 | 18 Nov 2010 7:42 p.m. PST |
where my lead mountain will be painted scantily-clad nymphs I'd rather paint my own miniatures, thank you very much. Those scantily-clad nymphs can do other things for me. Nudge, nudge, know what I mean? Oops
yep, it's definitely Purgatory. |
StarfuryXL5 | 18 Nov 2010 7:59 p.m. PST |
Alternatively: No, I shouldn't. |
StarfuryXL5 | 18 Nov 2010 10:55 p.m. PST |
Should be easy to do, what with the fiery pit and all those other flames around here. |
dagc54 | 19 Nov 2010 8:57 a.m. PST |
Everyone dies, the death rate is 100% But not everyone will end up separated from God for all eternity. Those who accept God's free gift of Grace will live with Christ forever. See you there. |
Old Bear | 19 Nov 2010 9:52 a.m. PST |
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SJDonovan | 19 Nov 2010 9:57 a.m. PST |
Just in case any of you have never seen it, here's Rowan Atkinson as the Devil welcoming people to Hell: YouTube link Those of you who have chosen option 'e' might want to avoid clicking on this link. |
kreoseus2 | 19 Nov 2010 10:00 a.m. PST |
Im going to take as many of you with me as I can
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Dances With Words | 19 Nov 2010 10:52 a.m. PST |
I guess I've 'earned' the DRY HEAT version with Marinara Sauce
(which is really bad for sea-creatures like me), but fortunately I agree with what LHMGKodiak said
or this life would be but a 'prelude' to the REAL thing instead of a chance to 'gain some altitude'
. Slishfully, Sgt DWW-btod and Penny
. on the other tentacle
I AM in 'Paradise' with my Penny, it could only get 'better' to be with her FOREVER and both of us in the embrace of our Father
Now THAT would be 'Heaven!' |
nazrat | 19 Nov 2010 12:07 p.m. PST |
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Hexxenhammer | 19 Nov 2010 1:14 p.m. PST |
This thread is a big ol' pile of against the rules
But I agree with the rat. |
bobm1959 | 19 Nov 2010 2:01 p.m. PST |
As a man once said (to a backdrop of loud guitars) "Hell
Ain't a bad place to be" |
jpattern2 | 19 Nov 2010 2:02 p.m. PST |
What the Naz, Hex, and others said. Some places might qualify as Hells on Earth, but they're of Man's own making. |
LHMGKodiak | 19 Nov 2010 3:15 p.m. PST |
Old Bear said, "Is anything really free?" Yes the Grace of Christ is free. It is probably the only thing I know of that is truly free, which seems to be why it is so hard for some to accept.
With most people if someone buys you a beer or does something for you you feel like you have to do something in return dont you. With Christ it is not like that it is a freely given gift that you can not earn. He asks nothing in return he loves us that much. "My entry to Heaven has already been paid for. The offer is open to all who wish to sign up."
"Robert" Amen to that brother. |
jpattern2 | 19 Nov 2010 3:37 p.m. PST |
From the FAQ: "Discussion of religion – except for cases where religion directly involves wargaming, such as discussion of religious military orders – is prohibited at TMP." |
quidveritas | 19 Nov 2010 3:52 p.m. PST |
I'm a good guy, so I probably don't qualify. BUT There are a lot of folks that could use some haunting -- I'll have to look into that when the time comes. mjc |
JRacel | 19 Nov 2010 7:27 p.m. PST |
I go there everyday, it masquerades as my place of employment. Not sure what I did to deserve it, but the management seem to think rather highly of me, so much so I never seem to get a day off. Jeff |
Muah ha ha | 19 Nov 2010 8:35 p.m. PST |
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LHMGKodiak | 20 Nov 2010 7:16 a.m. PST |
Some people do seem to go out of their way to make work appear that way dont they <VBG> jrace |
BBurger | 22 Nov 2010 11:53 p.m. PST |
When I croak, the Easter Bunny's gonna make sure I get the really GOOD chocolate for all eternity. I'll share, unless you're an irrideemable GW drone. What? It makes as much sense as the other options, and has as much actual proof backing it
(I really, really miss the old pre-purge "Religion & Wargaming" board. It was fun.) |
Thomas Nissvik | 23 Nov 2010 12:36 a.m. PST |
In the words of my favourite poet: "I will die with sword in hand And then my seat's secured When Oden calls from golden hall He will greet me at the door" I'm pretty sure the Allfather will be rather upset if I try to paint HIS toy soldiers, though. |
alien BLOODY HELL surfer | 23 Nov 2010 7:55 a.m. PST |
not sure, but as I cannot be sure and it cannot be proven that either heaven or hell exist I'll not panic about it too much. |
Gunfreak | 23 Nov 2010 8:00 a.m. PST |
Actualy I plan on taking each and everyone of you to hell, you see Satan is only a puppet, the real ruler of hell is your mild mannard Gunfreak, I've been stuck there since I started wargaming(as you know all wargamers are dammed) But I overthrough Satan and now rule hell. |
kevanG | 23 Nov 2010 4:32 p.m. PST |
Done that
been there
Apparently I was overqualified. |