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To use Crisco instead of those cheaper brands for lighter, flakier, more

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supple skin. You'll feel more youthful by using…

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..my seconds shall call upon your seconds."

If my seconds are out, then go directly to..

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(Woody Allen's 'Love & Death')

- you, at the bargain price of nine ninety-nine! Not only that, but order in the next half hour and you will receive additionally, this lovely set of -

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Hooters! Hiring now, if you hink you have what it takes just……

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- for murder. Corey Miller is now awaiting retrial for a second-degree murder charge after his conviction and life sentence were overturned on appeal. Miller is a rap artist who went by the name "C-Murder" at the time of the alleged murder. C-Murder was charged with murdering a 16-year-old at a night club in Harvey, Louisiana, in 2002. His defense was probably not helped by the prosecution's frequent references to him as "Mr. Murder." (I don't know for sure that that happened, but it wouldn't -
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be the first time, or the last for that matter that when it came right down to it all we really did was…..

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Do a little dance,
Make a little love,
Get down

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right on the deck going 550 knots, with the AAA whipping past my canopy look as big as basketballs. I mean it was…..

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…just a book. No harm ever came from…reading a book…so, what's your little problem got to do with His Majesty's Royal Air Corps?

Rick: Not a damn thing.

Winston: Is it dangerous?

Rick: Well, you probably won't live through it…

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seems like it is really over. Obviously the unsub came in through here and just

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- lost track of time," will get you detained whether it's true or not. Also, it isn't true.
Blurt out something incriminating. It's your decision, but as your lawyer I would advise one of the other options.

For whatever reason (possibly he immediately cracked under questioning or has a particularly unfortunate form of Tourette's syndrome), this man chose option number three. According to the arresting officer, the man responded by saying he had had relations with one of the girls four days before. He said he thought she was 16, which I thought was a comically bad defense until I remembered this happened in Utah, which, it turns out, has some suspiciously complicated laws in this area. I frankly did -

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a number of things, that weren't important yeaterday

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…..all my troubles seemed so far away.
Now it looks as though they're here to stay.
Oh, I believe in……..
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-votes, but conceded it was not nearly enough to win. She said she was shocked by how many of the voters she talked to knew nothing about the scandal, although maybe she shouldn't have been. "She's not the winner," the opponent said, "she's just the person who got the most votes." Well, that does make her the winner, actually, it just makes her a winner who can't accept the job, at least for-

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…Who…

Costello: I mean the fellow's name on first base.

Abbott: Who.

Costello: The fellow playin' first base.

Abbott: Who.

Costello: The guy on first base.

Abbott: Who is on first.

Costello: Well, what are you askin' me for?

Abbott: I'm not asking you--I'm telling you. Who is on first.

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Place at last year's State Fair pie contest ? Why,
Mrs. Seymour Fens, just as she has for the last six
years – and just as she has for the last six years, she
used Cremmins'

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♪♫♫

So…
Hand me down that can o'beans
Hand me down that can o'beans
Hand me down that can o'beans
I'm throwing it away

Out the winder go the beans
Out the winder go the beans
Out the winder go the beans
I had a lucky day

Mary, my Mary, my sweet young Mary
We're going out this evening
Mary, my Mary
I'm gonna take you out tonight

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-- on Miami Vice, Crockett gets the boss a coffee!

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…Hey you! Come here. I see mayonnaise. Did anybody at this crime scene hear me say the word "Mayonnaise"? Read your notes. What does it say? "Cheeseburger, well done. Raw onion, ketchup, pickle". You call that well done? In addition to the mayonnaise, I see lettuce… Lettuce that somebody tried to scrape off here. This is a disaster. What the hell do they teach you at the Police Academy anyway? You wanna be a detective when you grow up?

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Dont Grow up, it's a trap!

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Trapped in a dead end job? Join us at…

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Dang! Winter weather knocked my power out.

♪♫♫
there in the middle of them woods
That'd make a strong man die from fright
There's things that crawl and things that fly
And things that creep around on the ground
And they say the ghost of Lucias Clay gets up and it

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…huddled in the cellar
Fear caught in their eyes
Daring not to move or breathe
As the creature cries
Fingernails start scratching
On the outside wall
Clawing at the windows
Come to me it calls

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"Despite knowing that a jury had found [the client] guilty of setting fire to his vehicle," the bar's report says, the complaint "still represented that the damage was the result of a ‘vehicle collision.'" A footnote then comments that at his deposition in the bar proceedings, Gutierrez "offered that in his mind ‘vehicle collision' referred to the slamming of the car door," which his client could be seen doing on a surveillance video just before the car burst into flames. Okay then.

The bar recommended a 91-day suspension and two years of probation. The Supreme Court of Florida seemed uncertain, but -

…Ed, what an ugly thing to say, does this mean we're not friends anymore? You know, Ed, if I thought you weren't my friend, I just don't think I could bear it

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for as long as it takes. Montreal is really moving the puck

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[dry British documentary voice] …it takes a large lorry to move them. The final destination is…
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-"to finally sound the death knell for New Line's near-immortal horror franchise." Kirk Honeycutt of The Hollywood Reporter wrote: "The new gimmick here is that all the flying body parts and absurd impalements come in 3D. And that's about as inspired as anything gets in this edition. Story and character get chucked to the sidelines as the arena has room for only -"

♪♫ bad mistakes ‒ I've made a few. I've had my share of sand kicked in my face but I've come through. And I need to go on and…
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..face the fact, I'd do anything for love, but I wont..

♪♫ Stop.
Thinking about tomorrow,
Won't stop it'll soon be here
It'll be better than before
Yesterday's gone, yesterday's gone
Why not think about times to come?
And not about the things that you've done
If your life was bad to you
Just think what tomorrow will do
Don't stop thinking about tomorrow
Don't stop, it'll soon be here
It'll be better than before
Yesterday's gone, yesterday's gone
All I want is to see
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big butts and I cannot lie. Other brothers cant….

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- come in to the office because he is the tenth incarnation of Lord Vishnu and he's getting more work done at home.

"Even if you don't believe it," Rameshchandra Fefar told the (apparently skeptical) media on Friday, "I am indeed the tenth incarnation of Lord Vishnu and I will prove it in coming days." (If he told them how he would prove this, or when, the report did not explain.) Fefar said he had realized he was the god's 10th avatar, Kalki, while in his office in March 2010, and he had finally decided he couldn't keep wasting time commuting when he could have been putting his divine powers to better use from home.

"I am doing penance at home by entering into [the] fifth dimension to change the global conscience," Fefar told the employer. "I can't do such penance sitting in my – <click>

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Really really stupid! He could plainly see that Harris was wide open and yet he still…

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🎶🎵 never gonna give you up
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i got rick rolled, again

"…and again and again! How does that #$@&! keep escaping us?"

"Well, my Lord, he does have that elven cloak, and that magic dagger, and all those hero pals of his, and that wizard. And then there's your Ring. You know, you really should have hidden it some place when you were fighting that prince. But if you were wearing it when he chopped your finger off, then how could he see you in the first…"

"Alright, Alright, ALRIGHT! I KNOW! I'M SICK OF HEARING ABOUT IT! IT WAS A DESIGN FLAW. OKAY? IF YOU SAY ONE MORE WORD ABOUT …" <click>

Sponge Bob and Patrick I am going to lose my mind. Did you know that they just….

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… walked out of the bank pointing guns and getting away with …
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Kim Kardashian's posterior.

The medical world is still reeling at the news of the horrible surgical accident, causing Dr. Fauci to comment…

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♪♫ secrets that you keep
I've only got myself to blame
I played a losing game
I lie awake and call your name
All I own is just a picture in a broken frame
It seemed so hard for me to share
It's even harder now that you're not there
(Now baby)
I'm losing sleep over the secrets that you keep
(Oh baby)
I'm losing sleep over the secrets that you keep
I lie awake at night not knowing where you

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♪♫ stab it with their steely knives. But they just can't…
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Remove those stubborn grass stains on colored fabrics. "Mix OxiClean with water to create a paste and rub it on the stain," Rodriguez says. "Or, if the fabric is white, you can use Clorox mixed with

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[dry British documentary voice] …thermite. It proved to be effective in sabotaging enemy…
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..Boatmobiles. If Spongebob would just stay away from Patrick, and pay a little miore attention in class, I am certain he would be able to….

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