Norman D Landings | 07 Sep 2016 2:27 p.m. PST |
…in a long line of potential mates. They swim in a distinctive zig-zag fashion, displaying their bioluminescent flashes to impress the female. Once she has made her choice, the pair will retire to the painstakingly constructed crevice in the rocks, where they will <click> |
Dr Argent | 07 Sep 2016 5:29 p.m. PST |
"Come ride with me Through the veins of history I'll show you why God Falls asleep on the job And how can we win, When fools can be kings Don't waste your time Or time will waste you No one's going to take me alive Time has come to make things right You and I must fight for our rights You and I must fight to survive No one's going to take me alive Time has come to make things right You and I must fight for our rights You and I must fight ….." (click) |
snurl1 | 07 Sep 2016 10:24 p.m. PST |
the good fight every moment Every minute every day Fight the good fight every moment It's your only way All your life you've been waiting for your chance Where you'll fit into the plan But you're the master of your own destiny So give and take the best that you can You think a little more money will buy your soul some rest You'd better think of something else instead You're so afraid of being honest with yourself You'd better take a look inside your <click> |
Norman D Landings | 08 Sep 2016 1:50 a.m. PST |
…toaster, using a fork, with the power on. The inquiry heard that the monkey learned this from observing Mr Carmichael, whose attitude to home safety was described as 'cavalier'. Mr Carmichael said: "What can I say? That monkey loved toast." Jungle Eddie's Monkey World and Farm Store remains closed to the public after this, the latest in a string of monkey-related <click> |
Frederick the not so great | 08 Sep 2016 1:04 p.m. PST |
Death, when unnecessary, is a tragic thing…… (Flint, "Requiem for Methuselah," stardate 5843.7.) <click> |
snurl1 | 08 Sep 2016 10:12 p.m. PST |
And it gave us all an awful fright. So I tickled his chin and I gave him a pinch And the bastard tried to bite me. Wynona loved her big brown beaver And she stroked him all the time. She pricked her finger one day and it Occurred to her she might have a <click> |
Frederick the not so great | 09 Sep 2016 10:46 a.m. PST |
multi-legged creature crawling on your shoulder….. (Spock, "A Taste of Armageddon," stardate 3193.9) <click> |
snurl1 | 09 Sep 2016 9:14 p.m. PST |
Maybe I could step on it and stamp it out, force it. Get your foot out of there, Norton. Get it out of there! Get your foot out of there! I can't get it out. There we go. There you are. Now look, Norton I'm going to give you one more "boomf," and you'd better get me out of these handcuffs. All right. One two, three boomf. All right, that's all. Now, look, let's get to bed. When we get to Minneapolis tomorrow, we'll get a hacksaw and we'll get out of the <click> |
Norman D Landings | 10 Sep 2016 5:04 a.m. PST |
…endless cycle of boom-and-bust economics that voters have had to put up with." "I think that's disingenuous, Tom. I think that's promising great things from a project which is, in reality, the biggest Pork Barrel since your application for Federal funding for a mile-wide hydroelectric <click> |
Dr Argent | 11 Sep 2016 7:46 a.m. PST |
"….Trap trap trap till the cage is full The cage is full, stay awake In the dark, count mistakes The light was off, but now it's on Searching underground for a bit of sun The sun is out, the day is new And everyone is waiting, waiting on you And you've got time You've got time… Think of all the roads Think of all their crossings Taking steps is easy Standing still is hard Remember all their faces Remember all their voices Everything is different The second time around…" <CLICK> |
Norman D Landings | 12 Sep 2016 3:10 a.m. PST |
….the block. There was still candlelight in the window, and Geoffrey's car was still parked outside." "Oh, Stanley, can't you see? She's no good, Stanley!" "I can't believe that, Wanda – I won't let myself believe it. Dolores and I stood up in church and promised to <click> |
Karellian Knight | 12 Sep 2016 7:24 a.m. PST |
do the hippy shkae with all of our might, shake it to the left, shake it to the…<click> |
snurl1 | 12 Sep 2016 10:21 p.m. PST |
Right on brothers, right on With your eighteen cent Write Brothers pen. It keeps on writing great, 'cause it's made by <click> |
Norman D Landings | 13 Sep 2016 5:21 a.m. PST |
…pursing your lips and blowing a kind of raspberry into the mouthpiece, while different notes are produced using the finger buttons on top of the instrument. Until the advent of Ragtime music, the trumpet was confined almost entirely to an orchestral role. That all changed, however, when "King" Elroy Solomon and the Showboat band had a huge radio hit with this swingin' little number, entitled <click> |
Covert Walrus | 13 Sep 2016 7:58 p.m. PST |
"The Affair of the Elastic-Sided Eggwhisk" I am only gratified that I was not alive at the time of that dreadful case, or it would have tarnished my reputation beyond redemption" "True enough, sir, but were you not involved with 'The affair of the Camphorated Kipper?" "Errrr . . . ah . . . Rather intimately, as it happens, old chap. You see . . . I WAS the camphorated Kipper!" Crowd-"Rhubarb, rhubarb, peas and carrots, rhubarb!" "But that cannot -" "Gentlemen! Dessert and cigars are now being served in the Lower Observation Deck!" "Thank you, Gribling . . . I trust we shall speak more of this?" "Well, should we not be discussing the target of this voyage: This antiquity-laden catacomb you fellows have taken to calling -" <click> |
snurl1 | 13 Sep 2016 11:35 p.m. PST |
Chicken of the Sea. Just ask any mermaid you happen to <click> |
Norman D Landings | 15 Sep 2016 4:48 a.m. PST |
…have casually draped over your shoulder like a scarf. And that's all for this week – I hope we've shown you how wraps and shawls can give your existing wardrobe a whole new look. Next week, Fashion Focus has a special report from Paris, where Alphonse D'Chapeau is raising eyebrows in the world of millinery with his innovative use of <click> |
Frederick the not so great | 15 Sep 2016 7:53 a.m. PST |
These shells in which we have encased ourselves -- they have such heightened senses. To feel, to hear, to smell. How do humans manage to exist in these fragile cases?….. (Rojan, "By Any Other Name," stardate 4657.5.) <click>
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Dr Argent | 15 Sep 2016 11:31 a.m. PST |
"…ingredients for a Tequila Sunrise, a cocktail made of tequila, orange juice, and grenadine syrup and served unmixed in a tall glass. The modern drink originates from Sausalito in the early 1970s, after an earlier one created in the 1930s in Phoenix, near Scottsdale. The cocktail is named for its appearance when served, with gradations of color resembling a ….." <click> |
snurl1 | 15 Sep 2016 10:33 p.m. PST |
Red hot mama Velvet charmer Time's come to pay your dues Now you're messin' with a Son of a bitch Now your messin' with a Son of a bitch Now your messin' with a Son of a bitch Now your messin' with a Son of a bitch Talkin' jivey poison ivy You ain't gonna cling to me Man taker bone faker I ain't so blind I can't <click> |
Norman D Landings | 16 Sep 2016 1:28 a.m. PST |
…look at a sausage without getting flashbacks." "Well, thanks for sharing, Todd, and good luck with the therapy. Joining us next we have Gina – Gina's phobia is an overwhelming fear of <click> |
Frederick the not so great | 16 Sep 2016 8:47 a.m. PST |
A Vulcan can no sooner be disloyal than he can exist without breathing……… (Kirk, "The Menagerie," stardate 3012.4.) <click> |
snurl1 | 16 Sep 2016 9:52 p.m. PST |
Oxygen You get too much you get too high Not enough and you're gonna die Love gets you high Love is like oxygen (love is like oxygen) You get too much you get too high (you get too much you get too high) Not enough and you're gonna die (gonna die) (love is like oxygen) Love gets you high Time on my side I got it all I've heard that pride Always comes before a <click> |
Norman D Landings | 17 Sep 2016 4:04 a.m. PST |
…major raccoon infestation. Park Ranger Milt Spangles has some advice for Fulton County residents who suspect they have some unwelcome little visitors: "If you do find something you think might be a burrow or a nest, just call pest control and leave it be – don't be stickin' your hand in there or nothin'. They're not generally considered dangerous, but they will <click> |
snurl1 | 19 Sep 2016 10:04 p.m. PST |
Degenerate the faithful With that crazy Casbah sound But the Bedouin they brought out The electric camel drum The local guitar picker Got his guitar picking thumb As soon as the shareef Had cleared the square They began to <click> |
Frederick the not so great | 22 Sep 2016 11:36 a.m. PST |
Make the most of an uncertain future. Enjoy yourself today. Tomorrow may never come at all…….. (Trelane, "The Squire of Gothos," stardate 2125.7.) <click> |
snurl1 | 23 Sep 2016 4:46 a.m. PST |
, I only know that when I'm in it, It isn't silly, Love isn't silly, Love isn't silly at
<click> |
Norman D Landings | 24 Sep 2016 9:43 a.m. PST |
…these prices! You want more? We'll give you more! Join our savings club today and get an extra ten percent discount – even on sale prices! You want free delivery on large items? We'll give you free delivery! and don't forget: we guarantee to beat any <click> |
Last Hussar | 25 Sep 2016 5:26 a.m. PST |
…small children in the household. Similarly Roast dinner leftovers can be used to… <click> |
Covert Walrus | 26 Sep 2016 12:28 p.m. PST |
"- dominate any nation to my wim, and exert control over vast populations!" "If it doesn't destroy you in the process, you fool! This artifact -" "Artifact? Artifact! No mere trinket or ancinet bauble this, my good doctor!" ". . . Be that as it may, the device, engine, whatever you choose to call it has clearly noxious properties – That strange cold heat, as Goosemold termed it before he succumbed to the burns and alopecia . . . " "Yes, I suppose that is true – Imagine! Ruling the world while losing all one's hair! No true villain has ever achieved – " <click> |
badger22 | 26 Sep 2016 5:19 p.m. PST |
what Drew breeze has in helping to rebuild the saints because….. <click> |
snurl1 | 27 Sep 2016 1:11 a.m. PST |
When you're hot, you're hot And when you're not, you're not You can 'splain it all down at City Hall I say, yeah, when you're hot, you're hot. (La la la la la la la) (La la la la la) (La la la la la la la, when you're hot, you're hot) Well, when he took us inta court I couldn't believe my eyes The judge was a fishin' buddy that I recognized I said "Hey, judge, old buddy, old pal" "I'll pay ya that hundred I owe ya if you'll get me outta this spot" So he gave my friends a little fine to pay He turned around and grinned at me and said <click> |
Norman D Landings | 27 Sep 2016 1:33 p.m. PST |
….he was lookin' fer a man to boss a herd from here to Kansas City with no questions asked." "Why, that means goin' through Dead Man's Gulch! A feller'd have t'be plumb loco to… Aaawww shoot, you went and said you'd do it, didn't ya?" "Can't do it alone neither, Curly. Figure it'll take a real top outfit: you an' me, Doc, Tex, Johnny Ringo, and <click> |
Covert Walrus | 27 Sep 2016 5:56 p.m. PST |
"-Samantha all go to Sandals for a week, and indulge in their usual debauchery! Someone, think it was Brain the dog from 'Family guy' once claimed the show resembled three aged hookers and their mom, though I think the Bouvier sisters in 'The Simpsons' were closer with saying the show was about four women who have sex lives like gay men!" "I take it this 'Sex And The City' does not appeal to you, Roger?" "Only as an example of the sort of programming that rests upon -" <click> |
snurl1 | 27 Sep 2016 10:18 p.m. PST |
low places Where the whiskey drowns And the beer chases my blues away And I'll be okay I'm not big on social graces Think I'll slip on down to the oasis- Oh I've got friends in low places Well I guess I was wrong I just don't belong But then I've been there before Everything's all right I'll just say goodnight And I'll show myself to the <click> |
Frederick the not so great | 28 Sep 2016 12:08 p.m. PST |
Captain, we can control the Federation as easily as we can control you. The fate of the inferior in any galaxy…… (Rojan, "By Any Other Name," stardate 4657.5.) <click> |
Norman D Landings | 28 Sep 2016 2:20 p.m. PST |
…is to look pretty for the boss!" "Oh please. I think – I mean, all men think, if we're being honest – that a pretty girl brightens up the workplace. And I just don't accept that giving a compliment is wrong." "A… a compliment?! He passed comment on the size of her <click> |
Dr Argent | 28 Sep 2016 5:29 p.m. PST |
"…eyes that burn like cigarettes I want a girl with the right allocations Who's fast, thorough, and sharp as a tack She's playing with her jewelry She's putting up her hair She's touring the facilities And picking up slack I want a girl with a short skirt and a long jacket. I want a girl who gets up early I want a girl who stays up late I want a girl with uninterrupted prosperity Who uses a machete, to cut through red tape With fingernails that shine like justice And a voice that is dark like tinted glass She is fast, thorough, and sharp as a tack She's touring the facilities and picking up slack I want…" <click> |
snurl1 | 28 Sep 2016 10:13 p.m. PST |
Fat bottomed girls You make the rocking' world go <click> |
Norman D Landings | 30 Sep 2016 10:06 a.m. PST |
…wide on Horseshoe, causing a six-car pile-up, which led to a delay while debris was removed from the track. Walt Hansgen went on to claim an emphatic win. The man from New Jersey would tighten his grip on the championship later that month, powering his D-type Jaguar through <click> |
Covert Walrus | 30 Sep 2016 4:03 p.m. PST |
"- chemistry, as the Americans are wont to say!" "Balderdash! Some of those fellows don't know the correct end of a cigar if it was lit!" "Now then, Doctor, professor . . . Feelings are running a little high, I know, but we must discuss what to do about this matter of the . . . Well, creature, i suppose we can call it -" "Hallucination!" "Energetic manifestation!" "- and – Hallucination, Doctor? Can you explain how someone's delusion can break through a brick wall, and rend apart cast iron like lead foil?" "Yes, *do* enlighten us as to this mental defect's apparent -" <click> |
snurl1 | 30 Sep 2016 10:21 p.m. PST |
Attempt to escape from a strait jacket while suspended upside-down over a <click> |
Norman D Landings | 01 Oct 2016 6:31 a.m. PST |
…minor domestic dispute. I'd strongly recommend you offer to go to arbitration, Carl. If your landlord accepts, you'll both save a ton of money, and if he declines, well, you've established your willingness to settle." "Sound advice as ever, Byron. Hope everything works out amicably. Our next caller is Wanda. Wanda, I believe you've had a two-year dispute over <click> |
snurl1 | 01 Oct 2016 9:11 p.m. PST |
a hot rod Ford, and a two dollar bill And I know a spot right over the hill There's soda pop and the dancing's free So if you wanna have fun, come along with <click> |
Frederick the not so great | 03 Oct 2016 1:26 p.m. PST |
The idea of male and female are universal constants…… (Kirk, "Metamorphosis," stardate 3219.8.) <click>
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snurl1 | 03 Oct 2016 9:13 p.m. PST |
when you pick a paw-paw Or a prickly pear And you prick a raw paw Next time beware Don't pick the prickly pear by the paw When you pick a pear Try to use the claw But you don't need to use the claw When you pick a pear of the big paw-paw Have I given you a <click> |
Norman D Landings | 04 Oct 2016 2:32 p.m. PST |
…eat lunch buffet! Senior citizen's early bird offers, and daily chef's specials! Enjoy fine wine and fine dining at Luigi's. And for that special occasion, why not book our starlight lounge, and experience a romantic atmosphere of music, candlelight and <click> |
snurl1 | 04 Oct 2016 9:21 p.m. PST |
..dance all night My baby got no control She do the Wango Tango My baby she can scream and shout My baby she can move it out My baby she can take a chance My baby got a brand new dance Wango Tango Wango Tango It's a Wango Tango Ooooh yeah! (ooh) Baby! My baby like to rock My baby like to roll My baby like to dance all night She got no <click> |
Frederick the not so great | 06 Oct 2016 10:27 a.m. PST |
wants -- no needs? We weren't meant for that. None of us. Man stagnates if he has no ambition, no desire to be more than he is……… (Kirk, "This Side of Paradise," stardate 3417.5.) <click> |
badger22 | 06 Oct 2016 7:06 p.m. PST |
to line up on the outside giving arizona the chance to <click> |